[Sandwich]

hey gang
does anybody have go-to brands of clothing for people who are endowed of thigh? I bought some dress pants the other day and my meat-thighs looked ridiculous in pants that fit around the waist well. Admittedly they were slim fit but I don't want to swing too far into "classic fit" territory for fear of being labeled as a boomer and becoming my dad.

Gap Athletic fit (and BR) works wells for me, but they don't really make dress pants.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

hey gang
does anybody have go-to brands of clothing for people who are endowed of thigh? I bought some dress pants the other day and my meat-thighs looked ridiculous in pants that fit around the waist well. Admittedly they were slim fit but I don't want to swing too far into "classic fit" territory for fear of being labeled as a boomer and becoming my dad.

Gap Athletic fit (and BR) works wells for me, but they don't really make dress pants.

Perhaps a long skirt?

 

[kidwoo]

Admittedly they were slim

^can someone nearby punch this guy for me?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Perhaps a long skirt?

It's called a "kilt" and they aren't all that long...

 

[Sandwich]

^can someone nearby punch this guy for me?

I guess I figured it usually goes "Two people per pants leg", "Slim fit", then "skinny fit for people with anemia or paralyzed from the waist down". Hoping for neither waders nor jeggings

 

[kidwoo]

nevermind I'll drive out there myself

 

[Nick]

sandwich wears men's jumpers ... pass it on.

 

[Jozz]

nevermind I'll drive out there myself

You 'can' drive out?

 

[kidwoo]

You 'can' drive out?

Just gotta make it down to reno, then everything east is low snow environments like the wasatch and rocky mountains.

 

[jonKranked]

Chinese ebay?

 

[jimmydean]

Relaxed fit.

Or maybe bring jnco jeans back

 

[SkaredShtles]

 

[kidwoo]

 

[jonKranked]

If it's somewhere that requires dress pants you should think long and hard about whether you really want to belong.

 

[sunringlerider]

Aren’t you tallish? I wear Prana Brion and Zion pants for work/nice pants.

 

[jonKranked]

 

[Jozz]

If it's somewhere that requires dress pants you should think long and hard about whether you really want to belong.

I have a pair of dress pants. They only see churches and funeral homes.

 

[eric strt6]

There are these folks called tailors. You buy pants that fit your legs and they modify the waist and crotch to your fit. I have to have it done with all my dress clothes.

 

[jonKranked]

churches

 

[jonKranked]

There are these folks called tailors. You buy pants that fit your legs and they modify the waist and crotch to your fit. I have to have it done with all my dress clothes.

 

[Jozz]

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Part of the funeral thing. Not for my own enlightenment. .

 

[jonKranked]

Part of the funeral thing. Not for my own enlightenment. .

Proper funeral attire

 

[OGRipper]

I'm trying to think of a worse place to go for advice on fancy pants and I can't come up with a single one.

 

[kidwoo]

I'm trying to think of a worse place to go for advice on fancy pants and I can't come up with a single one.

skateboard or bmx forum

this place is too tainted with dentists who absolutely own dress pants but insist on le style du jour

 

[OGRipper]

You're probably right. That at least partly explains the complaint that skinny pants are too tight.

 

[Westy]

Sweat pants

 

[kidwoo]

the complaint that skinny pants are too tight.

get your ass beat saying that in front of a bunch of bmxers and skateboarders

 

[Sandwich]

honestly no idea why I was expecting anything different. I love you guys

 

[Sandwich]

 

[Sandwich]

 

[Sandwich]

 

[kidwoo]

grown ass man who doesn't know how to buy, or put on his own damn pants and has to ask other people how to do it, has thoughts

 

[Sandwich]

grown ass man

that's where you're wrong, buster

 

[kidwoo]

that's where you're wrong, buster

ass must be pretty grown, can't even get some pants over that mess

 

[Sandwich]

ass must be pretty grown, can't even get some pants over that mess

Well they were slim fit, so duh

 

[kidwoo]

they were slim fit, so duh

Oh man there's this guy on ridemonkey that just asked about some pants that don't fit. He could really use this perspective. Maybe hop on over there and let him know.

 

[canadmos]

Pants suck, go shorts.

 

[kidwoo]

Pants suck, go shorts.

 

[Sandwich]

Oh man there's this guy on ridemonkey that just asked about some pants that don't fit. He could really use this perspective. Maybe hop on over there and let him know.

I’d drive out there if it weren’t for all this snow in my kitchen

 

[sunringlerider]

shit on a post.