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MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
The US apparently owes us $5billion in trade tariffs that never should have been collected in the first place. Why the hell did Canada pay them in the first place?

Be that as it may, we all signed up for NAFTA. Pay up jerkwads!!!

I should be in politics....


http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/10/14/pm_bush051014.html

Martin, Bush talk softwood lumber
Last Updated Fri, 14 Oct 2005 11:57:51 EDT
CBC News
In what he called a "cordial but very frank" conversation, Prime Minister Paul Martin discussed the trade dispute over softwood lumber with U.S. President George W. Bush Friday morning.

About 15 minutes of the 20-minute phone call focused on the softwood issue and the failure by the U.S. to respect a number of NAFTA rulings in Canada's favour.

Canada wants Washington to drop duties and tariffs on Canadian softwood and return $5 billion that's already been collected. Canada has launched an appeal in an American court to order the U.S. to comply with the rulings.

"We intend to pursue all opportunities, including going to the courts in the U.S.," said Martin.

The prime minister, who brought up the issue last week in a high-profile speech in New York, said he'll continue to drive home the point to the business community and to average Americans.

"Not respecting NAFTA is not in the interest of Americans, it's only in the interest of certain specific, domestic groups."

Martin told Bush he feels it's a shame to have to take the U.S. government to court in its own country.

"(Bush) believes the way forward has to have both sides reach an agreement by way of negotiations," Martin's spokesperson Melanie Gruer said.

"The prime minister emphasized that it makes little sense to negotiate a victory that we've already won."

While Bush didn't budge from his government's position, he did tell Martin he's been hearing a lot about NAFTA and softwood lately.

Martin postponed a discussion of the thorny issue during a mid-September phone conversation with Bush, days after hurricane Katrina devastated the U.S. Gulf Coast.
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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You hockey playing, no tarriff having, aboot saying, snow monkeys just better feel lucky we don't invade you.
 

Reactor

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
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Was that the battle of Bob's snack n' bowl?


You should know by now Bush (in particular) and his NeoCons (in general) don't respect any laws, much less treaties with 'un-american" countries (read anyone). If he willing to torture prisoners, in violation of multiple laws and treaties, what exactly makes you think he'll honor NAFTA?
 

Gex

Turbo Monkey
Oct 29, 2004
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Seattle
Is it true that Canadians check the map every day to make sure the border didn't move up on them over night? Were America dont mess!
 

Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
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New England
Cincinnati Kid vs. Toronto Kid

Cast:
Bruce: Cincinnati Kid
Mark: Toronto Kid
Kevin: Pinky the Bartender
Scott and Dave: Two guys at the bar with Kevin.

Setting:
In a bright bar. Scott, Dave, and Kevin are together. Mark is seated at a table, but not shown. Bruce enters later. Various other customers at tables.
Scott: And, a look--look at--listen to this. You get married to a woman, you *have* to live with her.

Dave: I just think that's outdated. I just don't. . .

Scott: Well, that's the law!

Dave: I just don't buy it.

Scott: Well, Pinky . . . ?

Dave: If you marry a woman, do you think you have to live with her?

Kevin: Yes.

Scott: Ah-ha!

Dave: What. . .did you guys would this out earlier?

Scott: I told you.

Dave: You work this out?

[Bruce has entered. He is wearing a red baseball jacket with "Cincinnati" on the back. Clears throat; spits on floor.]

Kevin: Can I help you?

Bruce: Yeah . . . You don't know who I am?

Rest: No. . .

Bruce: I'm the Cincinnati Kid!

Scott: Oh yeah.

Dave: Yeah.

[Kevin laughs.]

Bruce: That doesnt' mean anything to you?

Rest: No. . .

Scott: Well, maybe it would if we were in Cincinnati.

[Rest, except Bruce, laugh.]

Bruce: Hey!! Nobody laughs at the Kid! Alright. Listen up you clowns. I'm here . . . and I'm lookin' . . . for the Toronto Kid.

[Rest have blank faces.]

Kevin: Sorry?

Dave: What?

Bruce: I'm the Cincinnati Kid!

Rest: Yeah. . .

Bruce: Therefore . . . I'm here lookin' for the Toronto Kid! Alright, where's that Toronto Kid at?

Kevin: There is no Toronto Kid.

Bruce: What?

Kevin: There's no such thing as the Toronto Kid.

Bruce: There has to be. I came all the way from Cincinnati. I'm the Cincinnati Kid!

Scott: Yeah. We know that. We know.

Dave: Uh, tell me something. How'd you get to be the Cincinnati Kid?

[Scott laughs.]

Bruce: Tss! . . . Obviously, my dad was the Cincinnati Kid. Then, I was born and I became the Cincinnati Kid!

Dave: Ah. . .

Scott: Okay, how would you be replaced as a Cincinnati Kid?

Bruce: Well, If I (A) meet the right woman and impregnate her with my Cincinnati seed. Or (B) move out of the greater Cincinnati area.

Scott: Right.

Bruce: Or (C) shut up! And then start talkin' about the whereabouts of the Toronto Kid! Or I'll --

[Shot switches to include Mark, who is seated at a table drinking beer. He is wearing a Blue Jays' hat, a Maple Leaf jersey, a Maple Leaf jacket, and gloves.]

Mark: They'll be no need for that.

Bruce: Who are you?

Mark: [stands] I'm the Toronto Kid.

Scott: Wow.

Dave: Wow, there is one!

Bruce: [clears throat; spits on floor]

Mark: [clears throat; gulps] We like to keep our city clean, eh? Hey, aren't you kind of a long way from your sexist football coachs, your polluted Ohio River, and your third-rate mass transit system, Cincinnati Kid?

[Scott, Dave, Kevin: Yeah! and other reaffirmations of Mark.]

Bruce: Well, Toronto's boring!

Scott, Dave, Kevin: Boo. . .

Dave: Kill 'im! Kill 'im Toronto Kid.

[Bruce and Mark mock-fight. They grab each other's jackets, but not throwing a punch.]

Kevin: [holding phone] Hey! Toronto Kid!

Mark: What?

Kevin: Your wife just had a baby!

Mark: What?

Kevin: It's a boy!

Bruce: How big?

Kevin: Eight pounds, three ounces.

Bruce: Yeah, I think I can take him. [leaves]

Mark: Wow, my wife just had a baby?

Scott, Dave: Yeah!

Dave: Congratulations ex-Toronto Kid!

Mark: I didn't even know she was pregnant!

Scott: Tss. . .C'mon. How's that possible?

Mark: Well, we don't together.

Dave: Mm-hmm!!!
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
MMike said:
Don't they teach you guys anything?
Yes.

That gawd favours (sic) merickah over canadia. And that he made us in his image. Gawd wears muscle shirts and drives a jacked up chevy with a gun rack in case you didn't know.


I love the part where he says "he's been hearing a lot about NAFTA and softwood lately."

It's like the real president works down the hall from him and he just catches little tidbits of what goes on in the world.. Wait, actually........