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PD Forum Bastard Society

valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
The following members through a longstanding committment (1 years min. on the :monkey: ) to blowhardness, grandstanding and general smartassness on this forum are hereby formally inducted into the PD Forum Bastard Society.
Memebership of this society entitles, nay encourages, members to partake in all of the following without fear of censure;
1) Make ad hominen attacks on anybody
2) Present anecdotal evidence as fact
3) Not have to use your internet to "google" stuff- out your ass is fine
4) Question the marital status of other posters parents
5) Use "I know I am, but what are you" and "Nyah, nyah, nyah" as legitimate comebacks
6) Use the rolling eyes smilie more than twice in a post
7) Generally be a know-it-all and/or arsehole at every oppurtunity
8) Make fun of N8 and/or Alexis DH (depending on your persuasion) whenever the oppurtunity arises.;)
9) Any other generally obnoxious behaviour not forementioned

THE HONOUR ROLL (in no particular order)
VB
Lord Opie
MMike
Silver
Shirley
Westy
Jr Bullitt
Rhino
$tinkle
Tenchiro
Toshi
ummbikes
Steve W
D T
Manimal (MIA)
Ohio (MIA)
Laura
LLkoolkeg
Bostonbullit
Andyman 1970
Narlus
Golgiaparatus
Bomberz1qr20
fluff
SM

Membership applications from those not on the list are encouraged. Remember it's quantity over quality :p ;) :D :D
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Id say thats a pretty good list. Ever notice how not one of us has ever managed to change anothers mind...yet have managed to come back time and time again for abuse. Thats kind of sick and sad really:D
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
Originally posted by Silver
Dude, you can't put "In no particular order" and then put yourself first on the list...
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LOL:D :D :D ......hey, I started the club I can do whatever the hell I want....anyway is there anyone on this forum that's a bigger bastard than me?;) :D :D
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
...committment to blowhardness, grandstanding and general smartassness ...
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some of those people aren't bastards, like DT, Andy, Ohio -- who's traveling across the USA btw.

And tossing everyone on it doesn't make me feel special. So I'm starting my own group: PD Forum Fat Bastard Society

Members in no particular order:

LordOpie


all y'all can just suck my left nut of jealous.
 
BostonBullit

BostonBullit

Monkey
Oct 27, 2001
230
0
Medway, MA
sweet, I made the list! I'm cutting outta work early today to go home and wait for the mailguy to bring my membership card and automobile decal! :D :cool:
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Originally posted by Andyman_1970
Aren't you just a sweet heart...........
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damn man, watch with the "sweet heart" stuff... my sphincter all clenched up until I remembered you hate gays.
 
Andyman_1970

Andyman_1970

Turbo Monkey
Apr 4, 2003
3,105
5
The Natural State
Originally posted by LordOpie
damn man, watch with the "sweet heart" stuff... my sphincter all clenched up until I remembered you hate gays.
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Easy with the "you hate gays" talk, you're putting words in my mouth.

As a follower of Jesus if I am truly going to live in harmony with God, then according to His nature I can hate no one. To hate someone according to Jesus is to essentially murder them. To hate someone is to ultimatly hate God as all humans are created in His image and reflect what He is like in some way.

I disagree with the behavior, just like I do with gossip, hate, discrimination, and religiousness (as opposed to spiritualness).

I just wanted to clarify, since I'm in the club and all........ :rolleyes: :rolleyes: (I'm going to get some mileage out of these rolleyes).
 
Toshi

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
40,221
9,111
Originally posted by MMike
(I always want to put to X's in box_er)
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you wanted to what? :confused: :D

-spelling nazi/Nazi/nAZI/etc.
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Originally posted by MMike
You guys are missing the obvious question:

How do I KNOW what boxer shorts he wears?
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weened from the teat too early? wife ignoring you lately? Not getting recognition at work?

Don't answer those, we don't care ya friggin' attention whore! :D

Most of us don't bother swinging at softball pitches. RM ain't the little leagues.
 
ummbikes

ummbikes

Don't mess with the Santas
Apr 16, 2002
1,794
0
Napavine, Warshington
We should have a bbq, drink too much (or smoke if thats your deal) , and discuss Palestine and Isreal while cleaning our guns, and watching Bowling for Columbine. Then either help build or protest a gay, enivironmentalist abortion clinic staffed by illegal aliens.
 
MMike

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
Originally posted by LordOpie
weened from the teat too early? wife ignoring you lately? Not getting recognition at work?

Don't answer those, we don't care ya friggin' attention whore! :D

Most of us don't bother swinging at softball pitches. RM ain't the little leagues.
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Are you working towards being the new N8?
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Originally posted by ummbikes
We should have a bbq, drink too much (or smoke if thats your deal) , and discuss Palestine and Isreal while cleaning our guns, and watching Bowling for Columbine. Then either help build or protest a gay, enivironmentalist abortion clinic staffed by illegal aliens.
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is this your memorial day picnic plan?

Originally posted by MMike
Are you working towards being the new N8?
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May 28, 2004 -- RideMonkey.com: Today, Studdering MMike attempted to flame LordOpie by comparing him to N8. If Opie was really like N8, he'd flame back with a link and an article instead of actually posting his own opinion.
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