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Discussion in 'Downhill & Freeride' started by General Lee, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. General Lee

    General Lee Turbo Monkey

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    just curious if anyone else saw the 6 page article "Freeriders" in this months edition of penthouse mag. it's all about the brooklyn bikers freeride crew. pictures were kinda lame, especially the one of what is easily the sorriest attempt at a no footer i've ever seen i mag. and its not like the editors don't know spread legs when the see them :)

    not very exciting stuff, but kind of interesting considering the source.
     

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  2. Jeremy R

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    Penthouse has articles? Well, I'll be damned.
     
  3. Jimmy_Pop

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    you gotta read between the lines.
     
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    Hahah scan it i want to see...
     
  5. DHS

    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    yea this thread sucks without pics
     
  6. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    jan karpiel's due for an article in _Hustler_
     
  7. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Haha, you read an article in Penthouse! Man, that's funny.
     
  8. Backpack1

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    I recognize and applaud that high-quality bit of humor. Well done!
    These louts and blaggards may not see it that way.
     
  9. Juano

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    On the way up to Canada I read two Penthouses front to cover, yeah they got articles!
     
  10. PatBranch

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    Are the pics on the website?
     
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    HEY - that article was the one between the photos of the girl peeing on a coffe table and two chicks sodomizing another chick with a clear plastic speptre right?

    I LOVED that article.
     
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    I was hoping that April Lawyer was in the new issue!
     
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    Come on scan the article or take a picture of it... ;)
     
  14. Brian HCM#1

    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    You just hate the fact my bike is WAY better and cooler than yours :oink: :D :dancing:
     
  15. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Dear Penthouse Forum,

    I never thought this would happen to me. Here I was throwing a wicked one footer and...
     
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    only if you read it :rolleyes:
     
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    no, he hates the fact that you actually believe that :nope: :sneaky:
     
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    When did that happen? What's next, articles in Playboy...
     
  20. Ian Collins

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    that already happened....i remember mountain bike mag.(or maybe it was bike?) ran an article about the Playboy extreme team....anyone else remember this.....

    it's all a load of sh:t if you ask me....buncha dumb ho's
     
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    Nobody asked you.......so pipe down! :sneaky:

    And how is an article in Penthouse the same as an article in Bike? :think:
     
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    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    that's twice now I've spotted you hating on naked chics....somebody do a bacgroun check on this guy...something's fishy.
     
  23. jackalope

    jackalope Mental acuity - 1%

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    I wonder if Penthouse, Swank, Hustler, Jugs, Oui, et al would be amenable to sponsoring a DH race series or Monster Park type event? The ho's might at least be a step up from the Zocchi Girls (and with less clothes)...Maybe something like:

    * "Slut Worx Slope Style Competition"

    * "Sea Beaver Moutain Bike Festival"

    * "Double D Downhill Race Series"

    And so on...Have lap dances for prizes...Look, I'm just trying to think of way we can 'pump' more excitement in mountain bike racing...Work with me here...


    :dancing:
     
  24. Ian Collins

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    what i'm saying is that the girls in the article didn't really ride, they were just dumb botox whores....it would be hot if they actually rode and were decent looking with out the silicone treatment....but i guess it makes me a raging fag for having good taste in women and not railing any old bag with two tits a hole and a heartbeat like they do in good old west virginia.... :rolleyes:
     
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    Gotta totally agree with Ian on that one.
     
  26. Silver

    Silver find me a tampon

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    You're pretty stuck up. Since when did a heartbeat matter? ;)
     
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    I AGREE....

    camon guys scan deam magazine, be an outlaw brake the law, hell i dont believe that guys from penthouse is on RM :cool:
     
  28. Ian Collins

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    yeah, i admit...sometimes i make exceptions for the stiffs.... :dead:
     
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    jackalope Mental acuity - 1%

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    ^^

    Might not be so bad in Cali, where most of the chicks are bloated up full of botox and silicon anyway...Longer shelf life that way... :evil:
     
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    you have to check warrenty on those things ya know. freak accidents happen. :D

    and dude if your able to get a bunch of half naked penthouse and playboy models to a comp that might just intise me to drive all over the country to race. hmm and maybee just maybee it might get televised :thumb:
     
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    You're an entreprenouring guy!
    You could become the DH eqivalent to F1's Bernie Ecclestone....
    stinkin rich through bikes n' tits - good life!
     
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    read on if you havent already...







     
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    thats how we do ;)
     
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    do i see cameltoe?
     
  35. iggy_bbr

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    Thats history, he rides for Brooklyn Machine Works now...
     
  36. Enginerd A2

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    Anson Wellington. He rides for Revell, yo. And he rides brakeless.
     
  37. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    after you get past the frist few amped up paragraphs of "radicalisms", it actually turned out to be an awesome article. Considering the author probably didn't know squat, he covered a lot of bases and told a fairly vivid story once he settled in.

    Heck, if anything, it was a better read than most any article I've read on urban to date.
     
  38. Enginerd A2

    Enginerd A2 crappy

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    Also, that was a cheesy article.

    Edit: Butch beat me to the commentary... I guess I'm not used to hearing a non-cyclist describe this kind of stuff.
     
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    NO - he rides for BMW just like Iggy just wrote.
     
  40. Enginerd A2

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    He's been in some Revell ads in recent months and he's on a Revell in those pics, so it must have been a recent change. My bad. I suppose I should have noted where Iggy was from - I guess y'all would know better than me.