[Craw]

Here I am, working away in my cubicle, when all of a sudden I hear all this racket.

A flurry of "ohmygawd!", "Ican'tbelieveit!"I'msoexcitedforyou!", "Aahhh!". It's literally ripping apart my eardrums.

Apparently some chick on my floor is getting married, and she's going around showing off her ring.

So now, she's right by my cubicle surrounded by all these harpies, screaming screaming screaming.

Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with an echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.

Yaargh! Shut up you harpies, back to the depths of hell from whence you came!

The marriage will last 2 years at the most anyway.

 

[Atomic Dog]

The marriage will last 2 years at the most anyway.

You should just sleep with her to help speed up the process.

 

[dh girlie]

Here I am, working away in my cubicle, when all of a sudden I hear all this racket.

A flurry of "ohmygawd!", "Ican'tbelieveit!"I'msoexcitedforyou!", "Aahhh!". It's literally ripping apart my eardrums.

Apparently some chick on my floor is getting married, and she's going around showing off her ring.

So now, she's right by my cubicle surrounded by all these harpies, screaming screaming screaming.

Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with an echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.

Yaargh! Shut up you harpies, back to the depths of hell from whence you came!

The marriage will last 2 years at the most anyway.

HAHAHA...damn! I have some women who work near me that are older, overweight and LOVE tigger (from Pooh) and when one of them gets a new tigger item the same mayhem ensues...maybe not to the degree you are experiencing, but the same type of mayhem nonetheless...annoying...

 

[Toshi]

ahha you guys have WEIRD co-workers. mine are all grown up nerds: cell phone-happy businessmen

 

[Craw]

HAHAHA...damn! I have some women who work near me that are older, overweight and LOVE tigger (from Pooh) and when one of them gets a new tigger item the same mayhem ensues...maybe not to the degree you are experiencing, but the same type of mayhem nonetheless...annoying...

Ugh, just picturing a workspace full of Tigger material annoys me. I don't know how you can deal with it.

Come to think of it, I have issues with a lot of people's workspaces here. Too many people have stupid posters of CGI women from video games up. That's lame. Man that's lamer than lame.

Then it's the usual Laker crap. Boo Lakers.

A lot of cubicles are jam packed with stuffed animals...yaargh

One person's cubicle is filled with PETA propaganda. I really really hate that cubicle, and the person that occupies it. I'm gonna leave some sort of meat product on her keyboard tomorrow.

But I'm sure some people hate my cubicle, except that there's nothing in it, except a framed picture of the Golden Girls, and wicked cool poster of Magnum PI.

I can't believe it....those harpies are coming back. Seriously. I get it. You're getting married....yaargh! They're running around like it's some Benny Hill sketch.

 

[nicklin]

Try being in an office w/ three women. And that's it. Yeah. Fun, they always try ot decorate my office. I've managed to keep it to 1 calender. but my bike is in the corner. that's my deco.

a 4-way?
i'd hit it

 

[laura]

its so funny, when i tell other women i am getting married, they do the same thing. it always startles me.

 

[nicklin]

its so funny, when i tell other women i am getting married, they do the same thing. it always startles me.

it's funny when my cousin told his bros that he was getting married, all their face went into shock followed by disgust. then sympathy. then disbelief. then jealousy.

 

[derekpearson]

Here I am, working away in my cubicle, when all of a sudden I hear all this racket.

A flurry of "ohmygawd!", "Ican'tbelieveit!"I'msoexcitedforyou!", "Aahhh!". It's literally ripping apart my eardrums.

Apparently some chick on my floor is getting married, and she's going around showing off her ring.

So now, she's right by my cubicle surrounded by all these harpies, screaming screaming screaming.

Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with an echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.

Yaargh! Shut up you harpies, back to the depths of hell from whence you came!

The marriage will last 2 years at the most anyway.

hahahhaha that was a good read. too funny!!

 

[LordOpie]

Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with Echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.

Alright Echo! You da man!

 

[neurostar]

ahha you guys have WEIRD co-workers.

yea! i second that..

of course, at the moment, i'm working a metal shop with a bunch of single middle aged ex-military guys... heh... it's interesting to say the least...

 

[reflux]

Man, all the sudden I'm feeling kinda left out. My office is BARE. The only thing that's on the wall is a taped-up sheet showing my coworkers' phone extensions, along with the names of their spouses and children. My spouse or child? Blank. Somehow I got onto the topic of engagement and wedding rings with one of my coworkers a couple days ago. In the middle of the conversation, her face lit up and she said, "Are you getting married?!" My face looked like I just took a bite out of a lemon as I said, "Hell no!" She was disappointed.

 

[Skookum]

 

[HedgeHog]

HAHAHA...damn! I have some women who work near me that are older, overweight and LOVE tigger (from Pooh) and when one of them gets a new tigger item the same mayhem ensues...maybe not to the degree you are experiencing, but the same type of mayhem nonetheless...annoying...

I hope your cube is equipped with barf bags.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> and wicked cool poster of Magnum PI.

I saw/read recently that he's gonna be playing "Ike" in some made for TV movie or such............

-S.S.-

 

[pixelninja]

But I'm sure some people hate my cubicle, except that there's nothing in it, except a framed picture of the Golden Girls, and wicked cool poster of Magnum PI.

Um, let me get this straight. You're baggin on other peoples cube decorum, and you have a framed pic of the Golden Girls in yours????

 

[DNA]

You mean these "Golden Girls," right?

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>
Yaargh! Shut up you harpies, back to the depths of hell from whence you came!

Can't you just walk out in the hall, casually :nuts: and then walk casually back to your office?

-S.S.-

 

[TN]

When there is screaming at my work it is the good kind....lots of cussing & passing the blame.

 

[Craw]

Um, let me get this straight. You're baggin on other peoples cube decorum, and you have a framed pic of the Golden Girls in yours????

Yes, the Golden Girls picture is my motivator. If I don't work hard and make the big bucks to woo the young sexy ladies, then pretty soon I'll be old and poor, and those ladies in the picture will make up the dating scene for me.

Ugh...although for the record, I'll take Betty White over the rest of the gals....gotta think of the worst case scenario.

Here's a pic to motivate you guys at work too!

 

[JRB]

Here it is the guys that are loud as hell.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Alright Echo! You da man!

I would agree except that it was his voice doing all the screaming. Boomin' Granny must've gotten a little rough with his tender vittles.

 

[dh girlie]

Ugh, just picturing a workspace full of Tigger material annoys me. I don't know how you can deal with it.

Come to think of it, I have issues with a lot of people's workspaces here. Too many people have stupid posters of CGI women from video games up. That's lame. Man that's lamer than lame.

Then it's the usual Laker crap. Boo Lakers.

A lot of cubicles are jam packed with stuffed animals...yaargh

One person's cubicle is filled with PETA propaganda. I really really hate that cubicle, and the person that occupies it. I'm gonna leave some sort of meat product on her keyboard tomorrow.

But I'm sure some people hate my cubicle, except that there's nothing in it, except a framed picture of the Golden Girls, and wicked cool poster of Magnum PI.

I can't believe it....those harpies are coming back. Seriously. I get it. You're getting married....yaargh! They're running around like it's some Benny Hill sketch.

HAHAHAHA! Nice...one chick just had a baby...and all she talks about is the baby...it's cute and all...but I've heard enough about said baby...

my cube is cool...I have a hodgepodge of leopard print stuff, furry frames, flame stuff, pictures of shaun palmer...monkeys with fez's, various other monkeys...homey dolls, pics of my cat and my honey and my bikes...a velvet elvis card that looks like a mini velvet painting...it's a sweet cube...

 

[SkaredShtles]

HAHAHAHA! Nice...one chick just had a baby...and all she talks about is the baby...it's cute and all...but I've heard enough about said baby...

This is universal. Note to parents: we don't want to hear about how cute/brilliant/special your offspring is EVERY hour. Occasionally is fine, but more than that and it's

my cube is cool...I have a hodgepodge of leopard print stuff, furry frames, flame stuff, pictures of shaun palmer...monkeys with fez's, various other monkeys...homey dolls, pics of my cat and my honey and my bikes...a velvet elvis card that looks like a mini velvet painting...it's a sweet cube...

Ummmmm... whoa. Yeah. Sounds a treat. Like the cube in which some old lady has a collection of troll dolls....

-S.S.-

 

[dh girlie]

Yes, the Golden Girls picture is my motivator. If I don't work hard and make the big bucks to woo the young sexy ladies, then pretty soon I'll be old and poor, and those ladies in the picture will make up the dating scene for me.

Ugh...although for the record, I'll take Betty White over the rest of the gals....gotta think of the worst case scenario.

Here's a pic to motivate you guys at work too!

I must say you are very close shoe in for funniest person on RM next to LLKOOLKEG...

 

[dh girlie]

This is universal. Note to parents: we don't want to hear about how cute/brilliant/special your offspring is EVERY hour. Occasionally is fine, but more than that and it's

Ummmmm... whoa. Yeah. Sounds a treat. Like the cube in which some old lady has a collection of troll dolls....

-S.S.-

HAHAHA! Yes...and every day I pick up each and every item and lovingly dust it and place back in it's rightful spot...it's the only thing that keeps me somewhat entertained during the day other than RM...i work with about 150 sweaty guys and you can't pay too much attention to em or the rumor mill will start churning about how you're fu cking them...

 

[I Are Baboon]

I work with seven women. They bring me food. There was just a good bye party on the 4th floor (I'm on the first) for someone I don't know. I did not go. Two women in my department went. They brought me back cake. Mmmm....marble cake, white frosting. I ate it. It was good.

 

[JRB]

HAHAHA! Yes...and every day I pick up each and every item and lovingly dust it and place back in it's rightful spot...it's the only thing that keeps me somewhat entertained during the day other than RM...i work with about 150 sweaty guys and you can't pay too much attention to em or the rumor mill will start churning about how you're fu cking them...

You mean like a sausage fest???

 

[JRB]

Um, let me get this straight. You're baggin on other peoples cube decorum, and you have a framed pic of the Golden Girls in yours????

Me thinks it's genius

 

[dh girlie]

You mean like a sausage fest???

That it is...some are cool...some are tools..more tools than cools though...

 

[SkaredShtles]

HAHAHA! Yes...and every day I pick up each and every item and lovingly dust it and place back in it's rightful spot..<snip>

You need

-S.S.-

 

[Westy]

My office is decorated with nothing. The only personal item I have here is a water bottle.

Our VP gave me crap about it one day, told me I needed to make my office look more inviting. I stared at him and said nothing until he felt so uncomfortable he left.

 

[FullTilt]

Hmmm... so this is where DH_Girlie spends her time now! Hey L... when you heading up to northstar?

 

[dh girlie]

Hmmm... so this is where DH_Girlie spends her time now! Hey L... when you heading up to northstar?

HAY!!!! tonight dooood! Riding tomorrow...or attempting too...when are you going up? Do you have time with your 5 jobs?

 

[punkassean]

This is universal. Note to parents: we don't want to hear about how cute/brilliant/special your offspring is EVERY hour. Occasionally is fine, but more than that and it's

the reason america hates kathie lee...

 

[FullTilt]

HAY!!!! tonight dooood! Riding tomorrow...or attempting too...when are you going up? Do you have time with your 5 jobs?

damnit... I want to go! I have tomorrow off too but ah well... I finally found a bike to test ride... I'm going to order my XC bike next week though!

Oh and you STILL have Palmer's poster around? Isn't he living the life of a hermit now? Don't see him in any kind of race these days... time for you to put up a poster of ME in your cube (hmmm... I love my office with a window).

 

[Toshi]

Oh and you STILL have Palmer's poster around? Isn't he living the life of a hermit now? Don't see him in any kind of race these days...

i think he showed up at sea otter