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People are screaming at work.

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
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Here I am, working away in my cubicle, when all of a sudden I hear all this racket.

A flurry of "ohmygawd!", "Ican'tbelieveit!"I'msoexcitedforyou!", "Aahhh!". It's literally ripping apart my eardrums.

Apparently some chick on my floor is getting married, and she's going around showing off her ring.

So now, she's right by my cubicle surrounded by all these harpies, screaming screaming screaming.

Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with an echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.

Yaargh! Shut up you harpies, back to the depths of hell from whence you came!

The marriage will last 2 years at the most anyway.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Craw said:
Here I am, working away in my cubicle, when all of a sudden I hear all this racket.

A flurry of "ohmygawd!", "Ican'tbelieveit!"I'msoexcitedforyou!", "Aahhh!". It's literally ripping apart my eardrums.

Apparently some chick on my floor is getting married, and she's going around showing off her ring.

So now, she's right by my cubicle surrounded by all these harpies, screaming screaming screaming.

Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with an echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.

Yaargh! Shut up you harpies, back to the depths of hell from whence you came!

The marriage will last 2 years at the most anyway.
HAHAHA...damn! I have some women who work near me that are older, overweight and LOVE tigger (from Pooh) and when one of them gets a new tigger item the same mayhem ensues...maybe not to the degree you are experiencing, but the same type of mayhem nonetheless...annoying...
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,720
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ahha you guys have WEIRD co-workers. mine are all grown up nerds: cell phone-happy businessmen
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
dh girlie said:
HAHAHA...damn! I have some women who work near me that are older, overweight and LOVE tigger (from Pooh) and when one of them gets a new tigger item the same mayhem ensues...maybe not to the degree you are experiencing, but the same type of mayhem nonetheless...annoying...
Ugh, just picturing a workspace full of Tigger material annoys me. I don't know how you can deal with it.

Come to think of it, I have issues with a lot of people's workspaces here. Too many people have stupid posters of CGI women from video games up. That's lame. Man that's lamer than lame.

Then it's the usual Laker crap. Boo Lakers.

A lot of cubicles are jam packed with stuffed animals...yaargh

One person's cubicle is filled with PETA propaganda. I really really hate that cubicle, and the person that occupies it. I'm gonna leave some sort of meat product on her keyboard tomorrow.

But I'm sure some people hate my cubicle, except that there's nothing in it, except a framed picture of the Golden Girls, and wicked cool poster of Magnum PI.

I can't believe it....those harpies are coming back. Seriously. I get it. You're getting married....yaargh! They're running around like it's some Benny Hill sketch.
 

derekpearson

Monkey
Jan 25, 2004
613
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Craw said:
Here I am, working away in my cubicle, when all of a sudden I hear all this racket.

A flurry of "ohmygawd!", "Ican'tbelieveit!"I'msoexcitedforyou!", "Aahhh!". It's literally ripping apart my eardrums.

Apparently some chick on my floor is getting married, and she's going around showing off her ring.

So now, she's right by my cubicle surrounded by all these harpies, screaming screaming screaming.

Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with an echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.

Yaargh! Shut up you harpies, back to the depths of hell from whence you came!

The marriage will last 2 years at the most anyway.

hahahhaha that was a good read. too funny!!
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Craw said:
Oh wait, as i'm typing this, the party has moved into the women's room, which is near me. I can still hear them. This time muffled but with Echo, but still with the screaming, screaming,screaming.
Alright Echo! You da man!
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
Man, all the sudden I'm feeling kinda left out. My office is BARE. The only thing that's on the wall is a taped-up sheet showing my coworkers' phone extensions, along with the names of their spouses and children. My spouse or child? Blank. Somehow I got onto the topic of engagement and wedding rings with one of my coworkers a couple days ago. In the middle of the conversation, her face lit up and she said, "Are you getting married?!" My face looked like I just took a bite out of a lemon as I said, "Hell no!" She was disappointed.
 

HedgeHog

Monkey
Nov 8, 2003
137
0
Atlanta GA
dh girlie said:
HAHAHA...damn! I have some women who work near me that are older, overweight and LOVE tigger (from Pooh) and when one of them gets a new tigger item the same mayhem ensues...maybe not to the degree you are experiencing, but the same type of mayhem nonetheless...annoying...
I hope your cube is equipped with barf bags.
 

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
2,131
0
Denver, CO
Craw said:
But I'm sure some people hate my cubicle, except that there's nothing in it, except a framed picture of the Golden Girls, and wicked cool poster of Magnum PI.
Um, let me get this straight. You're baggin on other peoples cube decorum, and you have a framed pic of the Golden Girls in yours???? :eek: ;)
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
When there is screaming at my work it is the good kind....lots of cussing & passing the blame.
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
pixelninja said:
Um, let me get this straight. You're baggin on other peoples cube decorum, and you have a framed pic of the Golden Girls in yours???? :eek: ;)
Yes, the Golden Girls picture is my motivator. If I don't work hard and make the big bucks to woo the young sexy ladies, then pretty soon I'll be old and poor, and those ladies in the picture will make up the dating scene for me.

Ugh...although for the record, I'll take Betty White over the rest of the gals....gotta think of the worst case scenario.

Here's a pic to motivate you guys at work too!
 

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dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Craw said:
Ugh, just picturing a workspace full of Tigger material annoys me. I don't know how you can deal with it.

Come to think of it, I have issues with a lot of people's workspaces here. Too many people have stupid posters of CGI women from video games up. That's lame. Man that's lamer than lame.

Then it's the usual Laker crap. Boo Lakers.

A lot of cubicles are jam packed with stuffed animals...yaargh

One person's cubicle is filled with PETA propaganda. I really really hate that cubicle, and the person that occupies it. I'm gonna leave some sort of meat product on her keyboard tomorrow.

But I'm sure some people hate my cubicle, except that there's nothing in it, except a framed picture of the Golden Girls, and wicked cool poster of Magnum PI.

I can't believe it....those harpies are coming back. Seriously. I get it. You're getting married....yaargh! They're running around like it's some Benny Hill sketch.
HAHAHAHA! Nice...one chick just had a baby...and all she talks about is the baby...it's cute and all...but I've heard enough about said baby...

my cube is cool...I have a hodgepodge of leopard print stuff, furry frames, flame stuff, pictures of shaun palmer...monkeys with fez's, various other monkeys...homey dolls, pics of my cat and my honey and my bikes...a velvet elvis card that looks like a mini velvet painting...it's a sweet cube...
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,785
14,144
In a van.... down by the river
dh girlie said:
HAHAHAHA! Nice...one chick just had a baby...and all she talks about is the baby...it's cute and all...but I've heard enough about said baby...
This is universal. Note to parents: we don't want to hear about how cute/brilliant/special your offspring is EVERY hour. Occasionally is fine, but more than that and it's


my cube is cool...I have a hodgepodge of leopard print stuff, furry frames, flame stuff, pictures of shaun palmer...monkeys with fez's, various other monkeys...homey dolls, pics of my cat and my honey and my bikes...a velvet elvis card that looks like a mini velvet painting...it's a sweet cube...
Ummmmm... whoa. Yeah. Sounds a treat. Like the cube in which some old lady has a collection of troll dolls.... :rolleyes: :D

-S.S.-
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Craw said:
Yes, the Golden Girls picture is my motivator. If I don't work hard and make the big bucks to woo the young sexy ladies, then pretty soon I'll be old and poor, and those ladies in the picture will make up the dating scene for me.

Ugh...although for the record, I'll take Betty White over the rest of the gals....gotta think of the worst case scenario.

Here's a pic to motivate you guys at work too!

I must say you are very close shoe in for funniest person on RM next to LLKOOLKEG...
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
SkaredShtles said:
This is universal. Note to parents: we don't want to hear about how cute/brilliant/special your offspring is EVERY hour. Occasionally is fine, but more than that and it's




Ummmmm... whoa. Yeah. Sounds a treat. Like the cube in which some old lady has a collection of troll dolls.... :rolleyes: :D

-S.S.-
HAHAHA! Yes...and every day I pick up each and every item and lovingly dust it and place back in it's rightful spot...it's the only thing that keeps me somewhat entertained during the day other than RM...i work with about 150 sweaty guys and you can't pay too much attention to em or the rumor mill will start churning about how you're fu cking them...
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,741
10,676
MTB New England
I work with seven women. They bring me food. There was just a good bye party on the 4th floor (I'm on the first) for someone I don't know. I did not go. Two women in my department went. They brought me back cake. Mmmm....marble cake, white frosting. :drool: I ate it. It was good.
 
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JRB

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dh girlie said:
HAHAHA! Yes...and every day I pick up each and every item and lovingly dust it and place back in it's rightful spot...it's the only thing that keeps me somewhat entertained during the day other than RM...i work with about 150 sweaty guys and you can't pay too much attention to em or the rumor mill will start churning about how you're fu cking them...
You mean like a sausage fest???
 
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JRB

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pixelninja said:
Um, let me get this straight. You're baggin on other peoples cube decorum, and you have a framed pic of the Golden Girls in yours???? :eek: ;)

Me thinks it's genius
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,976
22,015
Sleazattle
My office is decorated with nothing. The only personal item I have here is a water bottle.

Our VP gave me crap about it one day, told me I needed to make my office look more inviting. I stared at him and said nothing until he felt so uncomfortable he left.
 

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
4,561
0
SC, CA
SkaredShtles said:
This is universal. Note to parents: we don't want to hear about how cute/brilliant/special your offspring is EVERY hour. Occasionally is fine, but more than that and it's
the reason america hates kathie lee...
 

FullTilt

Chimp
Jun 18, 2004
3
0
dh girlie said:
HAY!!!! tonight dooood! Riding tomorrow...or attempting too...when are you going up? Do you have time with your 5 jobs?
damnit... I want to go! I have tomorrow off too but ah well... I finally found a bike to test ride... I'm going to order my XC bike next week though!

Oh and you STILL have Palmer's poster around? Isn't he living the life of a hermit now? Don't see him in any kind of race these days... time for you to put up a poster of ME in your cube (hmmm... I love my office with a window).
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,720
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FullTilt said:
Oh and you STILL have Palmer's poster around? Isn't he living the life of a hermit now? Don't see him in any kind of race these days...
i think he showed up at sea otter :thumb: