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People are weird, or storys from the hood

The Toninator

Muffin
Jul 6, 2001
5,436
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High(ts) Htown
First I was riding in the park the other night and saw a buddy getting ready to ride so I go over and chat a little. This lady in a car pulls up rolls down her window and say’s “what are you guys doing tonight?” After watching Cops all these years and living where I do I figured her very next quest was going to be “Wana party?”
But she had her daughter with her and after she asked the question she just looked at me. Me not really knowing what to say I said “awe I don’t know just going to ride a bit then go home get hammered off of some cheap beer and make a couple of buttie calls, oops sorry youngen.” Hahahha the woman just starred at me. Then I say “not really anything just going to ride for a bit.” Then she said she had some Astro’s tickets and asked if I wanted them. I said sure and took them. It was weird I had didn’t know really what to say or if I should take them, were they real and why didn’t she just me if I wanted the tickets right off the bat? I don’t know. I posted them on the cork board at the entrance of the park with a sign that said ‘free’, the game was the evening.
Then last night after my ride I’m in the store getting some beer and this chic comes up to me and asks “hey do you have $2?” I said back “I sure do and I have 4 more to go with it to get me a six pack of Lonestar.” I was expecting her to go away but she just kind of hung around expecting me to still give her the $2 but I really only had $6. Even if I had more I had no intention of giving it to her.
So she’s still awkwardly standing there but say’s “Oh I’ll take one of those instead.” Miffed I said “Obviously you missed the termination of this conversation. Your welcome to take your leave.” I guess she didn’t understand but eventually went away.
Is it a full moon?
 

MTB_Rob_NC

What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?
Nov 15, 2002
3,428
0
Charlotte, NC
The Toninator said:
Not at all. if she was hot there wouldnt have been a problem. i'd of broke out the old credit card gotten a pizza and a 12 pack and hit it.

haha sweet, good answer :thumb:
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
I was riding to work this morning and I decided to stop and Del Taco and get a breakfast burrito, and the girl behind the counter kinda looked at me when I walked in and then she goes on to say "What can get for you" so I mock scan the menu already knowing that I wanted a steak breakfast burrito, and she asked if I wanted the combo meal, and I said no, and then while I was waiting for my food, I grabbed some napkins and some hot sauce and stuffed them into my dirty Hydropak and wondered where the little skater toys were that were supposed to be in the Kid Loco floor display. My order came up and the girl smiled and told me to have a good day, which I suspected she really doesn't care how my day unfolds. I pedal off with provsions secured and pdosfj???“AEfrvka9rjvae] sdfvdfgdgh h y t yty ty t y tyt 7lkt 9i ,.nhajporamv,clv ;,clp'm ,aC? ,zcx./ ,ccfvbghnim kl;ldfk9-0]aerf9-0eirf0-aqrev,ladfvfv Ahhhhhggggggg!
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,024
0
Miami, FL
The Toninator said:
I said “awe I don’t know just going to ride a bit then go home get hammered off of some cheap beer and make a couple of buttie calls, oops sorry youngen.”

I said back “I sure do and I have 4 more to go with it to get me a six pack of Lonestar.”

I said “Obviously you missed the termination of this conversation. Your welcome to take your leave.”
Yup... you are weird.
 

Fathead

Monkey
May 6, 2003
433
0
SE TX
The Toninator said:
so it's the LoneStar that gave me away? I was actually there to get Texas Pride (LS underlable) but i knew that would identify my trailer park heritage
You gotta change your image Tony. Obviously these chicks have you pegged for an Astros fan who likes giving money and beer to homely wimmen. I recommend you spiff up w/a Mets cap and a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt.

Is the TX Pride good? I buy LSL for $11/case. . . is there something cheaper?