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  1. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    This man here just walked in...and he dyes his hayer...it looks just awful...it's so obvious...it's like a flat dark brown. It's just horrific and I want to bust out laughing every time he walks in...he must've paid a visit to the beauty parlor last night...
     
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  2. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    I have a guy like that here and worse yet he does a comb-over with it... yikes... god knows what he is thinking. but to each their own
     
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  3. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Right...to each his own, I agree...HOWEVER...he had the facking BALLS to make some snide comment to me when I was talking to one of the girls here about my hayer...I have blond hayer and I had my hayer dresser dye the bottom layer of my hayer a dark brown, but I wasn't sure if I liked the actual color...and he butts in and makes some snide ass comment...It was so hard for me not to say something...I wanted to give him her card and tell him to have a professional do his dye jobs...
     
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    My boss dyes his grey hair. It looks refreakingdiculous. Why does he care so much about his hair when he is about 130 lbs overweight.
     
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    Yeah, one of our top sales guys has a comb over. It's trimmed short on the sides and combed from the front to a bald spot in the back. It's so funny when a strand of hair falls out of place. He'll have like a 8" piece of hair just dangling. The best part is that he thinks he's a hot shot.
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Californians are so catty. ;)
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    maybe its because of the way you spell "hayer"????

    send me a pic ill let ya know if it looks good
     
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  8. dh girlie

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    Yes, well...we're very superficial out here and damn you to hell if you make a snide comment about our appearance! :D

    I saw a guy in the ayerport who had dyed his hayer this hideous orange...it was so bad...I could not stop staring.
     
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    I'm willing to bet that he also thinks we're jealous too.

    I hope I have the balls to let my hair go when (if?) I go bald...none of this back hair transplant or combover bs.
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Before your implants, you really must have been a total loss.....
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    and before the lip collagen injections too...
     
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    When or if...no when I lose it I'm going to just shave my head. No comb over or transplant here.
     
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    I watched Beauty Shop last night, since it looked funny on the previews. It was not.
     
  14. dh girlie

    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Yeah no one makes fun of a shaved head, but people post on mountain bike forums about dudes who dye their hayer and have comb overs...
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Oh jeebus kryst...not again! I'm not changing my signature...but goddamn you need to check to see if you have a sack!
     
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    I'm with you. If my hair goes, it goes. None of this 12" combover stuff
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Have you ever seen the back to front combover? It's far worse than a side to side combover if you can believe that...what's even better is to see a dude with a back to from c/o waliking in a headwind...
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    What an arse.
     
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    I wanted to see if I still thought Alicia Silverstone was still hot after pretending to be black.
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    ARSE! You sure like pretending to be someone from where you are not from!
     
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    He can't escape reality.
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    I know...I cannot figure out if he is some psuedo california hippy, some hockey lovin loser from Michigan...some mountain man from colorado, some norweigen or swede...or if he's english...
     
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    How about we just decide he is a dumb ass???
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    i was just looking at the title of this thread thinking:
    people on the ridemonkey are so wierd
     
  25. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Now wait just a minute there...

    So at what age do I have to stop having dying my hair? I dye my hair black, red, whatever color I desire. What's wrong with that?

    I have never understood societies obsession with hair color. Someone dyes their hair an unnatural color and everyone needs to make snide comments. Of course a combover or a really bad dye job, and mullets deserves to be bashed but that's a different story.

    So when you see me running around... some old dude with bright red hair, don't point and sneer, just ignore me. And don't read too much into it. I don;t have low self esteem, nor am I "looking for attention" (I get enough of that already)... I just like the color red.

     
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    Ciaran - you also play 'Knights of the Round Table'. I'm not sure you have to worry about being too grown up to dye your hayer. :D
     
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    I work in the land of misfit toys...
    The lady down the hall overdoes her meds most of the time and entertains the rest of us by singing hymns all day. I've often conisdered sending her to meet him a bit early.

    As far as hayer goes...Chicks with bad die jobs look pretty hot sometimes- In a princess of the trailer parks sort of way.
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    i think red looks great on you :thumb:
     
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    Well that's just lovely, why not give us a full body shot of you in the chick pants while you're at it! HAHAHAHA! Problem is...he was making fun of me, when it was HE with the bad dye job...so he's gonna get slammed...If you walked in my office, the red hayer would not be shocking to me at all...call me crazy but blue, red, green hayer is not that bigga deal...
     
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    At my last job we had a guy who swirled his, the hair was 12+ inches on the left side, then he swirled it on the top of his hair and sprayed the crap out of it with hair spray. It looked like an electric stove burner element on the top of his head.
     
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    I wonder...when y'all're in yer knight outfit...after you do your battle thing...you guys ever go in your outfits to round table pizza? That'd be a hoot...
     
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    I always figured I'd just go for the shave when the hair went too far gone. Of course I get delt a crappy set of cards, I ended up developing psoriasis on my scalp. A shaved head would result in exposing nice red flaky rashes so I have to keep my hair long enough to cover the rashes. :mumble:
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Well...it COULD be worse...you could have psoriasis elsewhere on your body...
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    We go everywhere dressed up. We get asked... "Are you in a play?", "Are you in a cult?" "Are you going to the rennaisance faire?"

    We have been asked to NOT come dressed to Medieval Times anymore because we make their actors look bad. Depending on the cop, we are not givin any hasle when we are carrying swords and other live steel weapons. Fun times!

    And I'm going to go get my camera and take a pic of me in chick pants for ya. I know you're just dying to see my butt. :p

    And I would never make fun of a bad dye job when my dye job is just as bad. :D
     
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    One of the managers at my work wears a toupee, and the side of his hair is all gray, but the top is a nice shiny brown. The funny thing is, he probably spent a lot of money on his toupee, and if he died his hair or picked up a gray wig, you probably wouldn't even know.
     
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    well at least this guy didnt walk in:
     
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    Like in my ears and on my hands, feet and legs? Medication takes care of it except on my hands, the skin is too tough to absorb the medicine. My thumb cracks open and bleeds all over the place on a daily basis, fun stuff!
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    And Biker Fox crashes the party!

    I may wear chick pants but I would never ever stick my ass out like Biker Fox! :eek: And I would never call myself "fox" anything. That just ain't right...
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    My suggestion was going to be yer sack...wouldn't THAT suck...you wouldn't be able to go choir boy!
     
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    dh girlie MISS MISSY (geek)

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    Ohhhh you HAVE to go stay at Excalibur in Vegas in those outfits...hahahaha!