and get behind on your percosets. Just sayin', cause I am mizzin'. The boys are turning black and blue, and the midget started kicking again. Grrr. It is too early for booze...or is it?
People, do NOT oversleep!!!
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What are you? Mormon?rideit said:
Hell no! I just need to get some things done before boozin'. Ah, fVc-k it, I'm staying home anyway. Wish I had a good bottle of Pisco...
it is never, NEVER to early for booze.
Fack, all I have in the house is triple sec and wine. Wine it is, I guess!
Why in God's name would wine be a problem? No potent enough?rideit said:
Bingo!
It's midnight somewhere...rideit said:
laura said:
Ahhhhhahahhahaha. My dad used to say something like that:dogwonder said:
"It's noon somewhere in the Empire. Let's make a G&T."
Are you 65?
and who says you can't use a webforum as a support group!
Cheers to my aching nads, everyone!!Bottom's up!
Cheers to my aching nads, everyone!!Bottom's up!
Only the knees are that old...SkaredShtles said:Ahhhhhahahhahaha. My dad used to say something like that:
"It's noon somewhere in the Empire. Let's make a G&T."
Are you 65?
The best part about brewing beer at a commercial brewery, you have to sample the product and that starts around 9 am. There's nothing quite as cool as catching a buzz at 10 am. <Sigh> unfortunately I only can this on a guest basis for fun.
Dude. Not blue balls. *Black* and blue balls.dfinn said:
Oh, if it were only that simple. I mean they are blue, as in black and blue, bruised from surgery. And no, I did not have neuticals put in!
(see my post from yesterday, "Had kind of a rough night' )
(see my post from yesterday, "Had kind of a rough night' )
Bump so everyone can keep givin positive vibes to my nuts!
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155258
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155258
Damn this would be a good sig.......... if I didn't already have the perfect sig.rideit said:
Hmm. Percosets and booze. That's gotta be a recipe for something. Oh, I remember. It's sudden death.
wow.
sorry to hear.
sorry to hear.
laura said:
2 different days last w/e (I had a 4 day w/e), I was boozin by 9:00 am
Grr, grumble, piss' n' moan.
I should have DEMANDED oxycontin. or just some real heroin.
Before surgery, dude told me I would be 'back on the bike in a week'.
NOW ($4,000 later) he tells me "oh, the swelling should go down in six weeks or so"
F-U-C-K YOU!!!! did he think I was talking about riding a Harley?
CYCLING is my F-U-C-K-ING CAREER, Jackass!
SIX WEEKS? In a Teton 'summer'?
FU-CK-FU-CK-F-UC--K--FU--C-K.
Why would this jackhole lie to me?
I was just getting into shape.
F-uc--kholedillsucker.
I should have DEMANDED oxycontin. or just some real heroin.
Before surgery, dude told me I would be 'back on the bike in a week'.
NOW ($4,000 later) he tells me "oh, the swelling should go down in six weeks or so"
F-U-C-K YOU!!!! did he think I was talking about riding a Harley?
CYCLING is my F-U-C-K-ING CAREER, Jackass!
SIX WEEKS? In a Teton 'summer'?
FU-CK-FU-CK-F-UC--K--FU--C-K.
Why would this jackhole lie to me?
I was just getting into shape.
F-uc--kholedillsucker.
sounds more like a one many party to me... vic's and herbs are my choice.. :love:jaydee said:
Hey - that *IS* the Teton summer.rideit said:
Enjoy it with your bruised yarbles and drugs. 
Glad you caught that!!!and to think, it was totally, completely elective. I am now assuming that this doc. don't RIDE. Ahh, well, at least my satellite dish is out...am I begining to sound like Loco?SkaredShtles said:Hey - that *IS* the Teton summer.
rolleyes: )
Take the seat off. Just think what kind of shape you'll be in then.rideit said:
Wouldn't the best time to have something like this done be more like early October?rideit said:Glad you caught that!!!and to think, it was totally, completely elective. I am now assuming that this doc. don't RIDE. Ahh, well, at least my satellite dish is out...am I begining to sound like Loco?
I've had both Perc and hydrocodone for pain before... Perc is way better. Oxy's are the way to go though if you are really hurtin bad.
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I think he's already had the seat off.Wumpus said: