People who don't like the Olympics
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No - I hate curling and we do it on the local ponds all the time.LordOpie said:
People who hate the Olympics can f**k off.
Yeah. I'm skipping the figure skating. It makes me want to skin H8R alive..........LordOpie said:so you're currently watching figure skating?
I get the laptop now and my girl gets it for the downhill and speed skating
Edit: My wife is watching the figure skating.
They need to liven up the whole figure skating thing. Like throw grenades in there.SkaredShtles said:Yeah. I'm skipping the figure skating. It makes me want to skin H8R alive..........
Edit: My wife is watching the figure skating.
Or have the figure skaters tied to trees, then angry children cut them to ribbons with broken bottles. I would watch that.
The events you outlined in the previous post.H8R said:
Oh - and skiing.
If they were naked it would be much more interesting.H8R said:
Even Loco doesn't suck as much as the winter olympics do.
Rip said:
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Rip said:
Thumb is up so no bird flicking there.
To be honest I'm just teasing, just am not into televised sporting events.
To be honest I'm just teasing, just am not into televised sporting events.
:mumble:Rip said:
That kinda looks like Sean Penn........
Still see a second figer up. Come on you can do better than that.
I propose the following changes to winter olympics sports to make it more interesting.
Downhill skiing: Mass starts.
Slalom: Miss a gate hit a landmine.
Figure skating: No dudes, No clothes. Extra points for breakdancing moves like headspins and the inchworm.
Bi-athalon: Shoot at each other
Hockey: Good as it is.
Ski jumping: Shark tanks.
Curling: Really really thin ice. Slide Kegs instead of stones. Drink the beer to slow them down, pee or puke in front of them to keep the glide going.
XC skiing: Skiers draped in raw meat and chased by rabid wolves.
Downhill skiing: Mass starts.
Slalom: Miss a gate hit a landmine.
Figure skating: No dudes, No clothes. Extra points for breakdancing moves like headspins and the inchworm.
Bi-athalon: Shoot at each other
Hockey: Good as it is.
Ski jumping: Shark tanks.
Curling: Really really thin ice. Slide Kegs instead of stones. Drink the beer to slow them down, pee or puke in front of them to keep the glide going.
XC skiing: Skiers draped in raw meat and chased by rabid wolves.
Best idea. Evah!Westy said:
:mumble: :mumble:Rip said:Still see a second figer up. Come on you can do better than that.
Don't forget the swinging axes on the luge and bobsledding.Westy said:
If that was the case then I would be interested.
Edit: SS, you still can do better, there is still too much pointer, I'm looking for perfection..
That is just silly. Bobsled and luge tracks just need loops.Rip said:
Not to mention jumps.Westy said:
Couldnt they have like Downhill ice skating? You know have something like a luge track but with big gap jumps and drops, oh and the occasional wet root growing across the track at the worst possible angle. Now that would be interesting.
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Is the worst possible angel Lucifer???Kopiklokoli said:
My apologies sir, but seriously find something better to do with your time, you know that was not necessary.loco said:
H8R said:None of this is.
Get your spelling straight, n00B!
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You're not one of those guys that pops in every now and then and takes the Internet too seriously are you??? It was a joke, bro. It happens here. It's not like we are on some Pentagon forum talking about strategic quail hunting plans or something. Sheesh. Does it really have to be a lengthy joke to be funny??? Read some custom titles. You might not find all of them funny, but they all are, in their own right.Kopiklokoli said:
1) Hype.
2) Politics.
3) Stupid competitions like figure skating.
4) Inane scoring.
2) Politics.
3) Stupid competitions like figure skating.
4) Inane scoring.
It's not nearly as funny if you explain yourself, c**t.loco said:
And the question is...........?johnbryanpeters said:
Why in the world did anyone give SkaredShtles access to a keyboard?SkaredShtles said:And the question is...........?
A majority of the Olympic sports dont interest me too much. However, I will be watching the 2008 Olympics for the BMX races
They're *all* asking that............ every last one of them. :evil:johnbryanpeters said: