[GravityFreakTJ]

Just something to help you out when checking out the personal ads...

Code Word:40-ish
Really Means:48

Code Word:Adventurous
Really Means:Has had more partners than you ever will

Code Word:Affectionate
Really Meansossessive

Code Word:Artist
Really Means:Unreliable

Code Word:Athletic
Really Means:Flat chested

Code Word:Average looking
Really Means:Ugly

Code Word:Beautiful
Really Meansathological liar

Code Word:Commitment-minded
Really Meansick out curtains, now!

Code Word:Communication important
Really Means:Just try to get a word in edge-wise

Code Word:Contagious Smile
Really Means:Bring your penicillin

Code Word:Educated
Really Means:College dropout

Code Word:Emotionally Secure
Really Means:Medicated

Code Word:Employed
Really Means:Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

Code Word:Enjoys art and opera
Really Means:Snob

Code Word:Enjoys Nature
Really Means:Bring your own granola

Code Word:Exotic Beauty
Really Means:Would frighten a Martian

Code Word:Feminist
Really Means:Fat; ball buster

Code Word:Financially Secure
Really Means:One paycheck from the street

Code Word:Free spirit
Really Means:Substance user

Code Word:Friendship first
Really Means:Trying to live down reputation as slut

Code Word:Fun
Really Means:Annoying

Code Word:Gentle
Really Means:Comatose

Code Word:Good Listener
Really Means:Borderline Autistic

Code Word:Humorous
Really Means:Caustic

Code Word:Intuitive
Really Means:Your opinion doesn't count

Code Word:In Transition
Really Means:Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

Code Word:Light drinker
Really Means:Lush

Code Word:Looks younger
Really Means:If viewed from far away in bad light

Code Word:Loves Travel
Really Means:If you're paying

Code Word:Loves Animals
Really Means:Cat lady

Code Word:Mature
Really Means:Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in bed, like last
boyfriend did

Code Word:New-Age
Really Means:All body hair, all the time

Code Word:Non-tradional
Really Means:Ex-husband lives in the basement

Code Word:Old-fashioned
Really Means:Lights out, missionary position only

Code Word:Open-minded
Really Meansesperate

Code Word:Outgoing
Really Means:Loud

Code Wordassionate
Really Means:Loud

Code Wordetite
Really Means:Wouldn't stand out in a pack of Munchkins

Code Wordoet
Really Meansepressive Schzophrenic

Code Wordrofessional
Really Means:Bitch

Code Word:Redhead
Really Means:Shops on the Clairol aisle

Code Word:Reliable
Really Means:Frumpy

Code Word:Reubenesque
Really Means:Grossly Fat

Code Word:Romantic
Really Means:Looks better by candle light

Code Word:Self-employed
Really Means:Jobless

Code Word:Smart
Really Means:Insipid

Code Word:Special
Really Means:Road the short schoolbus

Code Word:Spiritual
Really Means:Involved with a cult

Code Word:Stable
Really Means:Boring

Code Word:Tall, thin
Really Means:Anorexic

Code Word:Tan
Really Means:Wrinkled

Code Word:Voluptuous
Really Means:Very Fat

Code Word:Weight proportional to height
Really Means:Hugely Fat

Code Word:Wants Soulmate
Really Means:One step away from stalking

Code Word:Widow
Really Means:Nagged first husband to death

Code Word:Writer
Really Meansompous

Code Word:Young at heart
Really Means:Old Toothless Fogie

 

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Just something to help you out when checking out the personal ads...

Code Word:Reubenesque
Really Means:Grossly Fat

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[Echo]

Yup that's pretty much it.

 

[JRB]

Nice...

 

[jonKranked]

That's great. now find some personal ads and actually translate them