No float?The "ride" lasted all of 1km before I said fuck that and aborted back to the car.
Went for a hike a drank beer instead.
I "rode" I dunno how long, met a few people and dogs, did a little trail work and a little scoping of some possible new stuff. Got going downhill pretty good followed by a front wheel washout and headplant, with bars winding up at 45 degrees to the front wheel. Readjusted and continued. I don't know, twelve miles, maybe?The "ride" lasted all of 1km before I said fuck that and aborted back to the car.
Went for a hike a drank beer instead.
None.No float?
When it gets really cold I have a pair of boarding pants that Hilarie got in a thrift store, which seem to suffice. Beer goes in your pocket.I have two things that I need input on;
- How do you keep your asshole warm? Seriously. The one thing that always gets cold is my ass, while sitting on the seat. Am I doing it wrong? Do I need some sort of seat cover?
- Anyone have input on how to keep my beer from freezing? Do not want to carry a bag..
1. Usually never have that problem, but private bits do get damn cold in wind when below the teens (like today). I ride with a base layer of 8-panel roadie shorts and then my XC ski pants and that works like a charm. It was between +10 and zero or so just now on my ride. I actually ride with undies when fat riding in the winter, rather than going without like you are supposed to in the summer, again, warmth factor. Ideal would be wind-blocker underwear, then I'd be able to forgo the 8-panels much of the time.I have two things that I need input on;
- How do you keep your asshole warm? Seriously. The one thing that always gets cold is my ass, while sitting on the seat. Am I doing it wrong? Do I need some sort of seat cover?
- Anyone have input on how to keep my beer from freezing? Do not want to carry a bag..
Alternatively you could mix water with vodka 1:2 parts, that should not freeze until it your arse turns into an icicle.Yeah its definitely cold outside. I guess I should just SIUP and drink the beer before going out? If only @jdcamb had his taco/coffee truck going, all would be good.
I wouldn't open a taco or coffee shop in Toronto. I would open a Sandwich shop. Not a sub shop but a sandwich shop. It is shameful what gets called a sandwich in Toronto. Chicken Parm or a Steak sandwich is almost impossible to get. No ketchup would ever be served....I had my usual wind/water blocker outer shell pants on, long pajama pants, boxers and thermal long johns under that. Still my asshole froze. When we stop for breaks, I can see ice/moisture on my seat. Do I just sweat too much (always been a problem, fuck)?
Yeah its definitely cold outside. I guess I should just SIUP and drink the beer before going out? If only @jdcamb had his taco/coffee truck going, all would be good.
You need to come out to Woodbridge, or where all the Italians live...Chicken Parm or a Steak sandwich is almost impossible to get. No ketchup would ever be served....
Holy f***, is it like -60°?I had my usual wind/water blocker outer shell pants on, long pajama pants, boxers and thermal long johns under that. Still my asshole froze. When we stop for breaks, I can see ice/moisture on my seat. Do I just sweat too much (always been a problem, fuck)?