[jimmydean]

Now that the wife is on the crazy restrictive diet, I'm having to eat all the shit she bought that she can't now. She bought these Carbmaster yogurts that are just terrible. They are like fruit on the bottom but there is no fruit on the bottom. I've eaten 2, the others are going in the can.

 

[mandown]

Now that the wife is on the crazy restrictive diet, I'm having to eat all the shit she bought that she can't now. She bought these Carbmaster yogurts that are just terrible. They are like fruit on the bottom but there is no fruit on the bottom. I've eaten 2, the others are going in the can.

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keep it up so you can show us one of those uric acid stones.

 

[eaterofdog]

keep it up so you can show us one of those uric acid stones.

STONE PARTY

 

[Changleen]

Now that the wife is on the crazy restrictive diet, I'm having to eat all the shit she bought that she can't now. She bought these Carbmaster yogurts that are just terrible. They are like fruit on the bottom but there is no fruit on the bottom. I've eaten 2, the others are going in the can.

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Chuck some jam in it. Or maple syrup.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Chuck some jam in it. Or maple syrup.

This. Although the yogurt itself is likely an abomination.

 

[Pesqueeb]

kids today pay for it and call that CrossFit,

If they only knew it was actually "work" and you could get paid to do it

Are the kids also getting in your lawn?

 

[Changleen]

So do any of you have bed-goes-up bed-goes-down beds?

I had a what turned out to be a pretty good crash yesterday off a wet rockroll, took the dumb line and didn’t hop hard enough. TL;DR my right hip hurts a lot and all the muscles around my right glute and groin are at least strained, so I’m full of NSAIDs and lying with the bed knee thing up and my back up moderately. I can actually get into a comfortable position like this, and hopefully recover faster. I can’t get the same relief lying flat, or on my couch or recliners, even the recliner puts a lot of weight on ma butt. So, as an ‘outdoor enthusiast’ I feel pretty lucky to have this bed and I am also reflecting on how many times now over the last I think eight years I’ve had it how awesome and useful it is when I have various injuries and ailments. Probably saved me a fair bit of hospital time for sure, and just many minor things, like indigestion at night, just raise the head up a few inches in most cases is enough.

Anyway yay for bed-goes-up, insert Ferris Bueller ‘So choice’ meme, once you get older especially. We need an old man emoji.

 

[gonefirefightin]

Are the kids also getting in your lawn?

my lawn is rocked so I can hear them walking on it and smile as I unleash the unfed guard dogs on their weary souls

 

[Westy]

my lawn is rocked so I can hear them walking on it and smile as I unleash the unfed guard dogs on their weary souls

Trapdoors with slides that deliver them to the basement pit.

 

[rideit]

This. Although the yogurt itself is likely an abomination.

Put it in a smoothie.

 

[jimmydean]

This. Although the yogurt itself is likely an abomination.

It really is. It's kinda gritty which I feel is never good..

 

[jstuhlman]

hey! did you guys know...riding bikes in the hills is fun! great day riding, meeting up with biddy for a second lap, stopping for beers with another friend on the way home, and now meeting wife at the whitewater center after her yoga class to have dinner and listen to bluegrass. #winning

 

[jonKranked]

So do any of you have bed-goes-up bed-goes-down beds?

I had a what turned out to be a pretty good crash yesterday off a wet rockroll, took the dumb line and didn’t hop hard enough. TL;DR my right hip hurts a lot and all the muscles around my right glute and groin are at least strained, so I’m full of NSAIDs and lying with the bed knee thing up and my back up moderately. I can actually get into a comfortable position like this, and hopefully recover faster. I can’t get the same relief lying flat, or on my couch or recliners, even the recliner puts a lot of weight on ma butt. So, as an ‘outdoor enthusiast’ I feel pretty lucky to have this bed and I am also reflecting on how many times now over the last I think eight years I’ve had it how awesome and useful it is when I have various injuries and ailments. Probably saved me a fair bit of hospital time for sure, and just many minor things, like indigestion at night, just raise the head up a few inches in most cases is enough.

Anyway yay for bed-goes-up, insert Ferris Bueller ‘So choice’ meme, once you get older especially. We need an old man emoji.

Hell yes. It was a lifesaver last fall when I ruptured a tendon and could elevate my leg to sleep.

 

[Westy]

Hell yes. It was a lifesaver last fall when I ruptured a tendon and could elevate my leg to sleep.

Let me guess, you also have to remove 20 decorative pillows before using your automated bed that can elevate body parts?

 

[Westy]

In more evidence that the entirety of Texas and Florida seems to be moving here. Someone bought their kid what appears to be an oversized gas powered Barbie Jeep and are zipping around busy city 2 way single lane city streets with zero visibility around corners. This is going to end with traumatic crushing injuries.

 

[eric strt6]

don't you just love it when a plan goes to hell. Fuck no. The second shift EMT called out sick and instead of working 0500 to 1100 I worked on the rig until 1600. Ribs are now on the BBQ and should be done around 1830. gimmie a gummie and a beer

 

[6thElement]

Rolled into the campsite at 5pm, got the last free spot. In the creek fishing for cutthroat shortly after.

More of the same tomorrow along with a bicycle ride.

 

[jonKranked]

Let me guess, you also have to remove 20 decorative pillows before using your automated bed that can elevate body parts?

Not a fuckin chance.

 

[Full Trucker]

What did I miss?

 

[Westy]

What did I miss?

People did and/or are planning on doing stuff. Sandwich is giving birth to a pet rock.

 

[gonefirefightin]

People did and/or are planning on doing stuff. Sandwich is giving birth to a pet rock.

no gender as of yet tho

 

[Westy]

no gender as of yet tho

We don't want to project any expectations at this point. We will love him/her/them/it/that/buddy/pal all the same.

 

[rideit]

What did I miss?

That depends.
What did you shoot at?

 

[rideit]

don't you just love it when a plan goes to hell. Fuck no. The second shift EMT called out sick and instead of working 0500 to 1100 I worked on the rig until 1600. Ribs are now on the BBQ and should be done around 1830. gimmie a gummie and a beer

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Maybe if you used normal-ass MURICAN time, you wouldn’t work so much.
Just a thought.

 

[eaterofdog]

In more evidence that the entirety of Texas and Florida seems to be moving here. Someone bought their kid what appears to be an oversized gas powered Barbie Jeep and are zipping around busy city 2 way single lane city streets with zero visibility around corners. This is going to end with traumatic crushing injuries.

Dirty redneck kids like to cut their heads most of the way off while riding ATVs here. They hit the rusty wire, it snaps at the post, then their momentum turns it into a chainsaw.

 

[slyfink]

So do any of you have bed-goes-up bed-goes-down beds?

I had a what turned out to be a pretty good crash yesterday off a wet rockroll, took the dumb line and didn’t hop hard enough. TL;DR my right hip hurts a lot and all the muscles around my right glute and groin are at least strained, so I’m full of NSAIDs and lying with the bed knee thing up and my back up moderately. I can actually get into a comfortable position like this, and hopefully recover faster. I can’t get the same relief lying flat, or on my couch or recliners, even the recliner puts a lot of weight on ma butt. So, as an ‘outdoor enthusiast’ I feel pretty lucky to have this bed and I am also reflecting on how many times now over the last I think eight years I’ve had it how awesome and useful it is when I have various injuries and ailments. Probably saved me a fair bit of hospital time for sure, and just many minor things, like indigestion at night, just raise the head up a few inches in most cases is enough.

Anyway yay for bed-goes-up, insert Ferris Bueller ‘So choice’ meme, once you get older especially. We need an old man emoji.

Hell yes. It was a lifesaver last fall when I ruptured a tendon and could elevate my leg to sleep.

I bought a memory foam wedge when I was recovering from my back injury. Works well. Also works well for sex once I was recovered enough to partake...

 

[rideit]

In more evidence that the entirety of Texas and Florida seems to be moving here. Someone bought their kid what appears to be an oversized gas powered Barbie Jeep and are zipping around busy city 2 way single lane city streets with zero visibility around corners. This is going to end with traumatic crushing injuries.

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[Banshee_Rider@73]

no gender as of yet tho

One shot of morphine and a CT scan later, and I have my very first kidney stone. We named him Kevin.

Anyways, even on oxycodone I'm still at like a 6/10 pain every 4 hours so I've got that going for me...

He already named it Kevin

 

[Westy]

He already named it Kevin

Don't project your gender expectations upon Kevin.

 

[Banshee_Rider@73]

Don't project your gender expectations upon Kevin.

I don’t discriminate. Looks male though.

 

[rideit]

Keavyn

 

[Westy]

Khevynn

FTFY

 

[rideit]

Kyvonne

 

[jstuhlman]

Kyvonne

Karven

 

[rideit]

Kraven

 

[Banshee_Rider@73]

Kevderp

 

[rideit]

Keaven e-leaven

 

[jstuhlman]

Kevrate Kid

 

[Sandwich]

 

[gonefirefightin]