[dh girlie]

The show was AWESOME!!! JP put on almost a 2 hour set and Rob Halford still reigns king of the heavy metal scream...he even TALKS in a heavy metal scream! SWEET! AND he wore a big leather studded trench coat...this guys a rock star if ever there WAS a rock star! They hit the stage HARD and didn't stop...killer show! Queensryche kicked some serious ass too...I went away from the show with some mild whiplash and a hoarse voice from doing my own version of the Rob Halford heavy metal scream! Anyway, the crowd was something else! I snuck my camera in... WHERE do these people freakin come from...they were all over place...Aside from myself and my friends, I counted ONE normal person in the place...got a picture of him too!

Here we have what is believed to be the real live Beavis...check out his 80's style dress shoes with the shorts! SWEET!

This guys hayer is just lovely...he must go through gallons of shampoo and conditioner...

Note the magnificent mullet on the dude in the blue...love the red shorts, too..

Heres the only other normal person at the show...and that's the ONLY reason we took his pic!

Uhhhh...yeah...ok...thanks guy...I just puked up 40 dollars worth of beer!

The real fun starts in the seats during Queensryche. Here is a guy with straw like hayer, a she-mullet, and a skullet. You can see that the she-mullets husband in the red has his rock fist ready!

Straw hayer guy and his friend doing the heavy metal horn hand...

Straw hayer guy doing his ballad air guitar solo:

Straw hayer guy and his friend doing the dual hard rockin song air guitar solo:

Skullet dude:

 

[SkaredShtles]

DHGirlie - you kick more a$$ than the rest of the jokers here combined!

 

[dh girlie]

DHGirlie - you kick more a$$ than the rest of the jokers here combined!

HAHAHAHA! I'm surprised I didn't get my ass kicked...

 

[SkaredShtles]

HAHAHAHA! I'm surprised I didn't get my ass kicked...

Did you get any pics of fat heavy metal chicks in short skirts?

 

[dh girlie]

Did you get any pics of fat heavy metal chicks in short skirts?

Dude...there were so many ole war horses there they needed a hitchin post!

There was one guy I woulda loved to have gotten a picture of...he had (of course) long ass hayer...and he was wearing tight tight pants...again, no surprise there...and he had no shirt and a tuxedo tailed jacket on! He was STRUTTIN his stuff...after missing that shot I made sure I had my camera ready to go...that was a sadly missed great photo op!

 

[JRB]

We've missed you. I am truly sad we are not neighbors. You are one funny chick.

 

[LOOnatic]

Good work Lisa.
The skullet and straw haired old doods are a riot.
I listened to an interview with Halford on NPR and he was talking about his chromed trench coat and 50 foot hydraulic lift for an intro.
Did he do that?

 

[narlus]

no pics of Rob's studded leather codpiece?

this fits in nicely w/ the (recycled but still funny) editorial in this week's issue of The Onion. i'd link to it, but the work filter denies it. some mod would modify my post if i were to type out the title of the column.

go see it, it's pretty funny.

 

[narlus]

found a work-around:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4127&n=10

 

[dh girlie]

Good work Lisa.
The skullet and straw haired old doods are a riot.
I listened to an interview with Halford on NPR and he was talking about his chromed trench coat and 50 foot hydraulic lift for an intro.
Did he do that?

YES! Yes he did! It was a dynamic entrance and spectacular showy show...and that jacket kicked ASS! JP never disappoints...

Those guys were f'n hysterical...not to be mean but that crowd was a really unattractive group...but straw hayer guy and his friend and skullet dude were cracking us up!

 

[Mocha]

I saw JP a couple of times many years ago (Turbo & Defender of the Faith). Good times!! Glad to hear they're still rockin' hard. Great pics, Lisa!!! hahaha

 

[dh girlie]

no pics of Rob's studded leather codpiece?

this fits in nicely w/ the (recycled but still funny) editorial in this week's issue of The Onion. i'd link to it, but the work filter denies it. some mod would modify my post if i were to type out the title of the column.

go see it, it's pretty funny.

No...the pics I took during the show didn't come out...besides...I was too busy makin an ass out of my own self doing my heavy metal scream...I did the hms sooo freakin much that the next day my NECK hurt! HAHAHAHA!

 

[dh girlie]

I saw JP a couple of times many years ago (Turbo & Defender of the Faith). Good times!! Glad to hear they're still rockin' hard. Great pics, Lisa!!! hahaha

HAY! where have you been! Yeah, if you get a chance, by all means go see them...I'm kicking myself for not doing the road trip up to Reno the day before to check em out...I really hope they come back through again. I've been to tons of headbanger shows and this show had to be one of the best, most entertaining shows I've ever seen! I know they are coming somewhere outside of Seattle...my dumbass bro in law has front f'n row seats, that bastard! :mumble:

 

[pnj]

great stuff!

did you really have to sneak your camera in? what do they do about phone cameras?

 

[dh girlie]

We've missed you. I am truly sad we are not neighbors. You are one funny chick.

Awww shucks...thanks...:

I'll try to sneak my camera into the show I'm seeing this weekend...it's an Old Skool Funk Fest...I go every year and that is also a funny crowd. This year performing is Cameo, (I'll try and get a pic of the singers red codpiece for ya Narlus), MC Hammer, SOS band, and OHIO PLAYAS! SWEEEEEEET OOOWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[dh girlie]

great stuff!

did you really have to sneak your camera in? what do they do about phone cameras?

Not sure what they do, but I sure thank god for these triple d's...you can hide ANYTHING in that cleavage! AHAHHAHAHA!...juuuuust kidding...

 

[narlus]

"skin tight" by the ohio players is a great song. hey, i put "Fopp" by them on the cds i made for you, mainly because it was a song Soundgarden covered on their 1st or 2nd single.

 

[narlus]

Not sure what they do, but I sure thank god for these triple d's...you can hide ANYTHING in that cleavage! AHAHHAHAHA!...juuuuust kidding...

<stosh>

pics?

</stosh>

 

[dh girlie]

found a work-around:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4127&n=10

I didn't see anything about Rob Halford or Judas Priest there?

 

[dh girlie]

"skin tight" by the ohio players is a great song. hey, i put "Fopp" by them on the cds i made for you, mainly because it was a song Soundgarden covered on their 1st or 2nd single.

Did you know that during the recording of Love Rollercoaster, the scream you hear in the background was actually the scream of a woman who was killed during the taping?

I can't wait for them to do that song...I will rap along ala Chili Peppers style!

 

[TN]

nice!
the dueling air guitarists rock.

you need your own website....bad.

 

[pnj]

I didn't see anything about Rob Halford or Judas Priest there?

neither did I......

 

[dh girlie]

Did you get any pics of fat heavy metal chicks in short skirts?

No, sorry, but here is one of Mullet Lady's ass for ya!

 

[narlus]

I didn't see anything about Rob Halford or Judas Priest there?

sorry, wrong ctrl-c, ctrl-v

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4127

 

[dh girlie]

nice!
the dueling air guitarists rock.

you need your own website....bad.

Oh that solo went on for DAYS! I believe they were rockin Jet City Woman on that song...I swear...I need to wear blinders to these shows...I missed a lot of the stage entertainment watching the crowd!

 

[llkoolkeg]

What a funny set of pics.

BTW, exactly WHO is the normal guy you refer to?

* shirtless yo-yo-yo fubu fool
* acid-wash/Poncharella-shades burnout
* luxurious layered-look Megadeth moron
* Eddie Munster/midget peering in wallet

Or further in the background...

* Mr. "Land-Ho!"
* Manimal

 

[narlus]

Did you know that during the recording of Love Rollercoaster, the scream you hear in the background was actually the scream of a woman who was killed during the taping?

urban legend. scopes i think refutes this.

I can't wait for them to do that song...I will rap along ala Chili Peppers style!

please record this for posterity. maybe it will be similar to the legendary solo mic'd linda mccartney vocals on "Hey Jude".

 

[dh girlie]

sorry, wrong ctrl-c, ctrl-v

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4127

HAHAHA!

 

[BikeGeek]

JP rocks, but I can't hear them without thinking of this song about Rob and laughing:

when you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone washed jeans
a mullet
a guy who is evolutionary one step behind
well when rob halford came out of the closet
it may have not been a big thing
well today we are one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing

I want to be
I want to be a homosexual

statistics say
chances of being gay
are what one in ten
that means there is a 40 percent chance
that one of the guys in pantera likes men
hey, so I think its safe to say
many more other metal guys are homosexual
that may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available
see I told you
metal dudes are gay too
and I happen to see the proof so far
that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar
ew I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
if not only to make the nazi f**king pricks in slayer
a little uncomfortable

 

[dh girlie]

What a funny set of pics.

BTW, exactly WHO is the normal guy you refer to?

* shirtless yo-yo-yo fubu fool
* acid-wash/Poncharella-shades burnout
* luxurious layered-look Megadeth moron
* Eddie Munster/midget peering in wallet

Or further in the background...

* Mr. "Land-Ho!"
* Manimal

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! guys are SO damn catty! well...I was referring to red hat wearing hottie with the washboard belly...it very well could be that he wasn't such a hottie, but just LOOKED more the hottie amongst all those ugly people, but I'm pretty sure he was indeed a hottie...but as the other pictures indicate...it was far more fun to take pictures of the un-hot!

 

[DRB]

You should go to work for the CIA....

 

[dh girlie]

urban legend. scopes i think refutes this.



please record this for posterity. maybe it will be similar to the legendary solo mic'd linda mccartney vocals on "Hey Jude".

Nooooo...it's TRUE! Hey it was fun to believe it when my older bro told me that when I was a kid...

 

[BikeGeek]

well...I was referring to red hat wearing hottie with the washboard belly...

Why does that "little person" have his hands in hottie's back pocket?

 

[dh girlie]

There were so many bald pates there I had to wear sunglasses till nightfall to cut the glare!

 

[llkoolkeg]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! guys are SO damn catty! well...I was referring to red hat wearing hottie with the washboard belly...

Catty, no; critical, yes.

The Fubu fool? Really?? Isn't he in the background of one of those Boost Mobile commercials making hand signs? Being forgetful of your weakness for white chocolate, I actually thought you were referring to the burnout.

 

[dh girlie]

Catty, no; critical, yes.

The Fubu fool? Really?? Isn't he in the background of one of those Boost Mobile commercials making hand signs? Being forgetful of your weakness for white chocolate, I actually thought you were referring to the burnout.

I don't recall him wearing fubu, but with abs like he had I wasn't looking at the labels on his clothes!

Had it been I who said something 'critical' of a horribly dressed woman that happened to be attractive and have a smokin body, I would have been called 'catty'. He was cute, but I had no intentions of marrying him or even talking to him...so I could care less what he wore...but I don't see much wrong with a fella wearing board shorts with no shirt...nothing wrong with that at all!

 

[Tweek]

Holy crap, that's rich!
I take it this concert was in SoCal? I can't imagine what the audience looked like when JP came around here. Darien Lake is in the middle of nowhere (b/w Rochester & Buffalo), and concerts like this call out for a foolio convention.
Glad to hear Priest still rocks.

 

[dh girlie]

Holy crap, that's rich!
I take it this concert was in SoCal? I can't imagine what the audience looked like when JP came around here. Darien Lake is in the middle of nowhere (b/w Rochester & Buffalo), and concerts like this call out for a foolio convention.
Glad to hear Priest still rocks.

NO! I'm in NOR CAL, bro! slap you! This was near San Francisco...I was surprised at the number of retro metal heads in an area rich with Metro's!

These shows are ALWAYS a foolio convention...couple of years ago we went to see the Scorpians, Whitesnake (who really kicked ass) and Dokken...I believe that that could have quite possibly been the worst gathering I've witnessed...even compared to the crowds in the 80's!

 

[Tweek]

NO! I'm in NOR CAL, bro! slap you! This was near San Francisco...I was surprised at the number of retro metal heads in an area rich with Metro's!

These shows are ALWAYS a foolio convention...couple of years ago we went to see the Scorpians, Whitesnake (who really kicked ass) and Dokken...I believe that that could have quite possibly been the worst gathering I've witnessed...even compared to the crowds in the 80's!

Oops. Sorry, missy. I lose track of who's where. At least I know there's a huge difference between No&So.
Anyway, yeah, that's what I was getting at -- today's metal fools vs. 80s metal fools. Really the same people in semi-hibernation over the years. Probably even the same clothes too.
So who made up the Whitesnake lineup when you saw them?

 

[dh girlie]

Oops. Sorry, missy. I lose track of who's where. At least I know there's a huge difference between No&So.
Anyway, yeah, that's what I was getting at -- today's metal fools vs. 80s metal fools. Really the same people in semi-hibernation over the years. Probably even the same clothes too.
So who made up the Whitesnake lineup when you saw them?

I believe it was all of them...the leggy blond guitar player...the shrivled up since the 80's drummer...Coverdale...I THINK Rudy Szarzo...I heard an interview with David Coverdale and he said they are going on tour soon. They were REALLY good...he lives in TAHOE...I will have to keep my eyes out for him...he also looks like a scraggly old woman, but he still has his voice...

I love seeing the crowd at these shows...this weekends crowd at the old skool funk fest should prove to be just as entertaining!