[stinkyboy]

http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/bacon1.html

 

[SkaredShtles]

Greatest candy in the world.

 

[BadDNA]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[DRB]

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[DRB]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,276386,00.html

Speaking of bacon....

I wonder how much bacon you could get from a 1051lbs pig? Imagine the baby back ribs.... the pork chops...

 

[stinkyboy]

I wonder how much bacon you could get from a 1051lbs pig? Imagine the baby back ribs.... the pork chops...

According to my calculations, you could eat 22 slice sandwiches for every meal for 5 years 3 months and 17 days!

 

[OGRipper]

How about DIY bacon ice cream?

Or, how about things to do with bacon when you're in the remote Adirondack Mountains without cable?


Drink 16 beers and throw raw bacon against the wall to see if it sticks. Repeat until dawn.

Strip naked, slap raw bacon to your face and make a fire in the middle of the living room. Chant whenever you here a snowmobile.

Cook three pounds of bacon, build a snow store front at the end of the road. Collect mad cash.

Use a black magic marker to scrawl "Kevin" across bacon packaging. Proceed to crack yourself up for three hours by exclaiming "I'm one degree from Kevin's Bacon!"

Remove bacon from package, cook it. Eat it.

Prank call your Dad all evening asking him if he has Prince Albert in a Can. Reward yourself with a B.L.T., holding the L and the T.

Get drunk, sob at the test pattern on the TV and slather raw bacon all over the screen while repeating, "Seasoned pork peace to all the world..."

Remove bacon from package. Cook it. Feed it to neighbor's dog. Eat neighbor's dog.

Love the bacon, caress the bacon, and marry the bacon in a civil ceremony performed by an online Shaman with birch bark lamps as witnesses.

 

[Westy]

How about DIY bacon ice cream?

Or, how about things to do with bacon when you're in the remote Adirondack Mountains without cable?


Drink 16 beers and throw raw bacon against the wall to see if it sticks. Repeat until dawn.

Strip naked, slap raw bacon to your face and make a fire in the middle of the living room. Chant whenever you here a snowmobile.

Cook three pounds of bacon, build a snow store front at the end of the road. Collect mad cash.

Use a black magic marker to scrawl "Kevin" across bacon packaging. Proceed to crack yourself up for three hours by exclaiming "I'm one degree from Kevin's Bacon!"

Remove bacon from package, cook it. Eat it.

Prank call your Dad all evening asking him if he has Prince Albert in a Can. Reward yourself with a B.L.T., holding the L and the T.

Get drunk, sob at the test pattern on the TV and slather raw bacon all over the screen while repeating, "Seasoned pork peace to all the world..."

Remove bacon from package. Cook it. Feed it to neighbor's dog. Eat neighbor's dog.

Love the bacon, caress the bacon, and marry the bacon in a civil ceremony performed by an online Shaman with birch bark lamps as witnesses.

You just described my college years.

 

[DRB]

How about DIY bacon ice cream?

Or, how about things to do with bacon when you're in the remote Adirondack Mountains without cable?


Drink 16 beers and throw raw bacon against the wall to see if it sticks. Repeat until dawn.

Strip naked, slap raw bacon to your face and make a fire in the middle of the living room. Chant whenever you here a snowmobile.

Cook three pounds of bacon, build a snow store front at the end of the road. Collect mad cash.

Use a black magic marker to scrawl "Kevin" across bacon packaging. Proceed to crack yourself up for three hours by exclaiming "I'm one degree from Kevin's Bacon!"

Remove bacon from package, cook it. Eat it.

Prank call your Dad all evening asking him if he has Prince Albert in a Can. Reward yourself with a B.L.T., holding the L and the T.

Get drunk, sob at the test pattern on the TV and slather raw bacon all over the screen while repeating, "Seasoned pork peace to all the world..."

Remove bacon from package. Cook it. Feed it to neighbor's dog. Eat neighbor's dog.

Love the bacon, caress the bacon, and marry the bacon in a civil ceremony performed by an online Shaman with birch bark lamps as witnesses.

When it was ride time you just skipped the ride and kept on drinking didn't you?

 

[Potroast88]

How about some nice bacon cookies?


http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Bacon-Cookies/Detail.aspx

 

[RimJobbed]

son of a biatch, I'm takin lunch early!

 

[TreeSaw]

How about DIY bacon ice cream?

Or, how about things to do with bacon when you're in the remote Adirondack Mountains without cable?


Drink 16 beers and throw raw bacon against the wall to see if it sticks. Repeat until dawn.

Strip naked, slap raw bacon to your face and make a fire in the middle of the living room. Chant whenever you here a snowmobile.

Cook three pounds of bacon, build a snow store front at the end of the road. Collect mad cash.

Use a black magic marker to scrawl "Kevin" across bacon packaging. Proceed to crack yourself up for three hours by exclaiming "I'm one degree from Kevin's Bacon!"

Remove bacon from package, cook it. Eat it.

Prank call your Dad all evening asking him if he has Prince Albert in a Can. Reward yourself with a B.L.T., holding the L and the T.

Get drunk, sob at the test pattern on the TV and slather raw bacon all over the screen while repeating, "Seasoned pork peace to all the world..."

Remove bacon from package. Cook it. Feed it to neighbor's dog. Eat neighbor's dog.

Love the bacon, caress the bacon, and marry the bacon in a civil ceremony performed by an online Shaman with birch bark lamps as witnesses.

Remote? Sounds like my house on a Saturday night