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Look at that thing! who would want to be in the water with that f'er! I don't want to hear ANYONE make fun of me for not wanting to be in the water with the Carp!MudGrrl said:All of these are freshwater fish:
Carp
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MudGrrl said:All of these are freshwater fish:
Carp
Catfish
Bass
Sturgeon
and let's not forget the Snapping Turtle:
Thanks...I didn't like wakeboarding anyway! :angry:
I was trying to be tough...but it didn't work...there are pictures of spiders now, and pictures of hideous fish from lakes and I'm grossed out.Echo said:Sometimes I wonder where your sense of humor goes
How about bunnies?
The Cheese
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OKSuzyCreamcheese said:
Wha' 'bout this one? It's go' a vicious streak a mi' woide:Wumpus said:OK
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that sturgeon's got beady little eyes.
someone put up a pic of a paddlefish or alligator gar.
someone put up a pic of a paddlefish or alligator gar.
Ask, my son, and ye *shall* receive........ can I get an AMEN??!?narlus said:
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Bwaaaahahahahaha. Doesn't this one look *happy*? Like he just gobbled up DH Girlie's cat?
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Yes I do realize that and I'm not even a Berkeley graduate!stoney98 said:
I just don't like spiders or bugs...what's the big deal? If I HAD to survive a week in the true wildnerness sure I could...as long as I could bring all the food I'd need and my diabetic supplies...living off the land...probably not...I'd probably die or get really sick.
I find it hard to believe there is nothing in the world that creeps you out...you DO have quite the temper though...would you be able to survive in the real world without flaring up and wishing death upon people?
Check it out! Garballs! 
SkaredShtles said:Bwaaaahahahahaha. Doesn't this one look *happy*? Like he just gobbled up DH Girlie's cat?
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: pllleeease...the cat jokes are getting old...cats eat FISH...not the other way around...
Clowns. Goddam clowns. And dolls that come alive. :mumble:dh girlie said:
SkaredShtles said:Check it out! Garballs!
Ok...so is that the fishes balls actually battered and fried or is it that kinda fish ground up and formed into McGarBalls?
You do realize clowns are just people in make up and costumes...even scary ones...you'd never survive at a REAL circus...SkaredShtles said:Clowns. Goddam clowns. And dolls that come alive. :mumble:
Yer cat ain't gonna eat *THAT* fish, bish.dh girlie said:
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dh girlie said:Look at that thing! who would want to be in the water with that f'er! I don't want to hear ANYONE make fun of me for not wanting to be in the water with the Carp!
Exactly!!!! That is an example of a reason fresh water fish creep me out.....just nasty and ugly and nasty and ugly
Jeezus I hope it's ground up gars.dh girlie said:
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No! they're *EVIL* I tell ya............dh girlie said:
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I agree...did you see Stephen King's IT? That f'n sewer dwellin clown! Another reason sewer workers deserve a good wage...they have to deal with evil clowns!SkaredShtles said:No! they're *EVIL* I tell ya............
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HAHAHAHAH! Why, have you had garsballs?SkaredShtles said:Jeezus I hope it's ground up gars.
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Yeah that fish was just gross looking...whats really gross is...the indentations made by the arms of the people holding those fish...I could just imagine it and it's making my skin crawl, the thought...Velocity Girl said:Exactly!!!! That is an example of a reason fresh water fish creep me out.....just nasty and ugly and nasty and ugly
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Is that the movie where they break out the really $hittily done spider at the end?dh girlie said:
That clown was fuggin' FREAKY. Dammit.
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Yes! HUGE let down the end of that movie...what is with Stephen King and all the damn sh*ttily done spiders at the end!SkaredShtles said:
What in tarnation is THAT? It looks like it's looking right at the camera...weird...-BB- said:
What part of this earth did that thing come from? Friggin' thing looks like a skinless abortion w/ the most evil eye on the planet!-BB- said:
Sorry, I had to give it a Discovery Channel bump
Thanks, DHG, for showing restraint and not posting he-who-shall-not-be-named.
Who...Bear?llkoolkeg said:
Shhhhhh! :angry:dh girlie said:
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SkaredShtles said:
Don't worry...I will not post him in here...I will only post it when you least expect it...
FYI October 2002
By Brad Dunn
Attack of the Sturgeon
"Call it a Sturgeon General Warning, but boaters in Florida beware: These hefty fish have been getting airborne a lot lately and turning themselves into explosive cruise missiles.
Collisions between sturgeon and boaters are on the rise this year in the freshwater rivers of Florida, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal. Sturgeon, which have increased in number after they were classified a threatened species in 1991, can grow more than six feet long and weigh up to 500 pounds, making them particularly dangerous projectiles.
Take the case of Danny Cordero, 19, who was cruising the Suwannee River on a PWC with his girlfriend this past Fourth of July. A sturgeon jumped out of the water and knocked them both off the vehicle before they could react. I dont remember anything, Cordero told the local newspaper. My girlfriend said it was like hitting a brick wall. The couple suffered minor injuries but were able to swim to shore.
On Memorial Day weekend, Lacy Redd, 34, an elementary school principal from Gainesville, Florida, suffered five broken ribs when a five-foot-long, 150-pound sturgeon shot out of the water into her familys boat and knocked her out. She said her family never saw it coming.
Boaters of the Suwannee River say such fish collisions are on the rise not only because the fish are multiplying, but because boat traffic has increased. Making matters worse, male sturgeon can leap extraordinarily high out of the water during spawning season.
Just ask the Gilchrist County sheriffs department. A few summers ago a sheriffs deputy was patrolling the river in a boat when a 106-pound sturgeon exploded through the windshield and knocked him down. When he called in on the radio, they didnt believe him at first, says sheriffs chief Harvey Montgomery.
Keeping a careful eye out for leaping fish is probably the best way to safeguard yourself against a surprise sturgeon attack. If youre boating in known sturgeon spawning areas, be especially cautious. You never know whenor wherethey may strike."
Source: http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/news/fyi1002/
World Record Sturgeon
468 pounds, caught in the Carquinez Straits, California, in 1983. Many larger white sturgeon have been caught commercially, including a 1387-pounder taken in the Fraser River, British Columbia, in 1897. There has also been a 1200-pounder caught near the golden gate bridge...
By Brad Dunn
Attack of the Sturgeon
"Call it a Sturgeon General Warning, but boaters in Florida beware: These hefty fish have been getting airborne a lot lately and turning themselves into explosive cruise missiles.
Collisions between sturgeon and boaters are on the rise this year in the freshwater rivers of Florida, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal. Sturgeon, which have increased in number after they were classified a threatened species in 1991, can grow more than six feet long and weigh up to 500 pounds, making them particularly dangerous projectiles.
Take the case of Danny Cordero, 19, who was cruising the Suwannee River on a PWC with his girlfriend this past Fourth of July. A sturgeon jumped out of the water and knocked them both off the vehicle before they could react. I dont remember anything, Cordero told the local newspaper. My girlfriend said it was like hitting a brick wall. The couple suffered minor injuries but were able to swim to shore.
On Memorial Day weekend, Lacy Redd, 34, an elementary school principal from Gainesville, Florida, suffered five broken ribs when a five-foot-long, 150-pound sturgeon shot out of the water into her familys boat and knocked her out. She said her family never saw it coming.
Boaters of the Suwannee River say such fish collisions are on the rise not only because the fish are multiplying, but because boat traffic has increased. Making matters worse, male sturgeon can leap extraordinarily high out of the water during spawning season.
Just ask the Gilchrist County sheriffs department. A few summers ago a sheriffs deputy was patrolling the river in a boat when a 106-pound sturgeon exploded through the windshield and knocked him down. When he called in on the radio, they didnt believe him at first, says sheriffs chief Harvey Montgomery.
Keeping a careful eye out for leaping fish is probably the best way to safeguard yourself against a surprise sturgeon attack. If youre boating in known sturgeon spawning areas, be especially cautious. You never know whenor wherethey may strike."
Source: http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/news/fyi1002/
World Record Sturgeon
468 pounds, caught in the Carquinez Straits, California, in 1983. Many larger white sturgeon have been caught commercially, including a 1387-pounder taken in the Fraser River, British Columbia, in 1897. There has also been a 1200-pounder caught near the golden gate bridge...
Bish.dh girlie said:
I'm gonna do the same thing with nassssty spiderssss, Preciousssss....... :eviltongu
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