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MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
ATF rides University of Ninja Threat

ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus Tuesday for Project Safe Neighborhoods training, detained a “suspicious individual” near the Georgia Center, University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.

After being held in investigative detention, he was found to have violated no criminal laws and was not arrested.

“It was surreal,” Ransom said. “I was jogging from Wesley to Snelling when I heard someone yell ‘freeze.’”

Ransom said he thought a friend was playing a joke before he realized officers had guns drawn and pointed at him.

ATF agents had noticed Ransom’s suspicious behavior and clothing and gave chase, apprehending him, Williamson said.

“Agents noticed someone wearing a bandanna across the face and acting in a somewhat suspicious manner, peeping around the corner,” said ATF special agent in charge Vanessa McLemore.

Ransom was wearing black sweatpants and an athletic T-shirt with one red bandanna covering the bottom half of his face and another covering the top of his head, Williamson said.

“Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint — that’s not right,” McLemore said, explaining why agents believed something to be amiss.

Agents noticed Ransom peering around a corner and said when police sirens sounded, he took off running.

After chasing Ransom and identifying themselves, ATF agents detained him, turning him over once University Police arrived, McLemore said.

Ransom said Williamson told him the incident should not have been handled in such a manner and he would file a complaint with the ATF.

“I was in shock, to say the least,” Ransom said.
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
that's kinda scary....


I am a Hash House Harrier...
and sometimes we dress up (togas, pirates, hillbillies, beauty queens)


we have been trailed by people who think we're trying to destroy their McMansion suburban home and the American Way of life.

Cops have been called on us numerous times...

all we're doing is running.
 

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
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Bend, Oregon
MudGrrl said:
that's kinda scary....


I am a Hash House Harrier...
and sometimes we dress up (togas, pirates, hillbillies, beauty queens)


we have been trailed by people who think we're trying to destroy their McMansion suburban home and the American Way of life.

Cops have been called on us numerous times...

all we're doing is running.

Then yours are tame!:)
 

DirtyDog

Gang probed by the Golden Banana
Aug 2, 2005
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LordOpie said:
Pertinent how?


Ah, so your poster-profiling. Gotcha.
Don't you have a child? I don't know how it's possible for a 13 year old to have a child.
 

RimJobbed

Monkey
Apr 11, 2006
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I've heard of this, police and federal agents are treating ninja impersonators as felons, it's policy. What a bunch of pussies with guns.
 
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JRB

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RimJobbed said:
I've heard of this, police and federal agents are treating ninja impersonators as felons, it's policy. What a bunch of pussies with guns.
F*ck that, man. Have you seen Jackie Chan??? Ninjas are tougher than Chuck Norris or Bo Duke. Shoot first, check ninja cards later.