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pit stick for your junk?

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  1. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    do they make such a product? pit stick says it is just for pits.

    now that the june gloom burned off, it has become a a bit more saucy to ride the bike to work. i don't mind stewing in my own juices until the morning dew burns off, but i'd like to not alert those around me that i'm brewing soup. not that i radiate a cloud of Zyklon B, but i would like to be confident, dry and secure enough to raise a leg if i'm Sure.
     

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  2. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    first off, TMI.


    second off, try baby powder or even gold bond.


    :twitch:
     
  3. daisycutter

    daisycutter Turbo Monkey

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    second baby powder and TMI
     
  4. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    thoroughly wipe your junk/grundle off with baby wipes in the bathroom when you get to work.
     
  5. denjen

    denjen Certified Lift Whore

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    another vote for baby powder.
     
  6. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    fyi baby powder also works for swamp ass
     
  7. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    done the baby wipe hooker shower before, but i'd like to avoid disposable throw away items that choke mother nature. i think i'm going gold bond. one of my trusted sources claimed it was "like 1,000 little fairies kissing your..." and that sounds like a party i wouldn't mind going to.
     
  8. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    It's also really good in soup.





    Oh, you meant baby powder, not powdered babies.
     
  9. KavuRider

    KavuRider Turbo Monkey

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    You can find bio-degradable body wipes (not baby wipes).
    TMI though, seriously.

    I will continue to say...if you make a habit of commuting in on your bike, you want to keep your undercarriage clean...otherwise some bad things will happen...powder won't do that.

    But yeah, still TMI.

    edit - not bio-d, but I use these, they don't make you smell like a stripper - http://www.triathletesports.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=TA0003&gdftrk=gdfV21962_a_7c337_a_7c868_a_7cTA0003

    Unless that's what you're going for...
     
  10. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    You guys suck at this.



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  11. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    we got trash cans, i'd just like to avoid filling them if i can. i will check for the bio-degrade body wipes next time i'm at the shop.

    as for the powder, is that a pre or post ride application? mixing liquids and powders tends to yeild pastes or doughs, and i have no interest in going from soup to cake batter.
     
  12. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    I left you a message on your garage sale post. I can haz ansuhr plz?
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    This stuff FTW
     
  14. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    ansuhr sent veeuh pee-em. sry for the deelai.
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Your threads are the best. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  16. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    what exactly are you wearing to work that people would be able to smell your taint?

    a thong?
     
  17. KavuRider

    KavuRider Turbo Monkey

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    Remember who you are asking...
     
  18. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Just pee yourself then no-one will notice the sweat
     
  19. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    This thread is fvcking disgusting.
     
  20. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    wait until i sh!t on your sidewalk.
     
  21. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    It still wouldn't be as disgusting as mandown's sweaty grundle.
     
  22. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    is that a value judgement or a statement of fact?
     
  23. Greyhound

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    I was just going to say the same thing.

    I say swipe with some Old Spice. You'll at least remind all the office women that they would rather be sleeping with a well-toned black guy on a horse. :D
     
  24. mandown

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    thanks Rusty :thumb:
     
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    Gold Bond MEDICATED Powder.

    It's like having your own personal midget assistant gently blowing your swampy parts all day right after using mouthwash.
     
  26. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I agree with gold bond - its keeps my balls from sticking to my legs in hot weather.
     
  29. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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  32. treesquirrel

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    Yipes!!!! Mind Bleach, Mind Bleach - for the love of God!
     
  33. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    OMFG, do you have a reusable washcloth instead of TP as well? Just get these f'ing things, and flush them when you're done.





    (I think this thread should bring up a new custom title for you, but that might just be me...)
     
  34. DirtyMike

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    Really???

    Only one other person recognized using regular antipersirant????

    I wouldnt go for old spice though, might sting a bit with how much alcohol is in that stuff.



    Serious best thing to use....... Good ole white stick Sure antiperspirant. Slows teh sweat, stops any funk, no burn. Also it goes on really dry unike alot of the newer stuff out there.....
     
  35. Mr Jones

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    uhh, he might like that... remember, we're talking about cap'n hook here
     
  36. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Thats an absolutly excellent point.....


    On that note.... instead of the old spice on the boys.... there is a product sold at lotions and lace called Rocket balm, something intended for that particular use................. Can be had at Lotions and lace




    Use sparringly, trust me on that one
     
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  37. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Just tell them its only a shower...
     
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    baby powder works wonders on the gnards
     
  39. mandown

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    Is that what the wolfman told you?
     
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    Bat wing balls - not so good.