So i need to pick a major tommarow morning... I will declare whatever major the first person to reply here offers. Give my troubled life some direction! 
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CAD/mechanical engineering, then you could design a totally new rear suspension that'll blow everyone away 
Business Management.
an engineer... oh god
If I had it all to do over again. I would get a degree that would be usefull in the adult entertainment industry. My buddy I went to school with got a communications degree and is raking it in in the the adult entertainment industry in Socal. He has a great home, awesome salary, gets to meet tons of awesome babes, gets a new Corvette every year, takes awesome vacations, and just lives the highlife. I am so jealous......jdcambMattoid said:
binary visions said:
why not buisness management?
It is the lowest man on the totum pole of the business school. It teaches you nothing. Then when you graduate hopefully you kept your part time job at Starbucks because it is going to be the only job offer you get. :evil:Mattoid said:
History. The papers are hell and the work load is painful.
sounds terribleRip said:
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FOOD SCIENCE AND NUTRITION. Whatever you do, DO NOT major in Womens Studies (WS = Man Hating).
I made the mistake, I am a history major.Mattoid said:sounds terrible
at Umass we have a program called BDIC (batchelor's degree with individual concentration), and it allows you to design your own major. now that i have my gen ed's out of the way, i take whatever classes i want. i highly suggest something like it. you have to take some BDIC class that meets a few times before you get accepted into the program, and the class is full until spring semester, so i'm not in it yet, but that's my plan. major's are stupid. i don't want to learn any particular field, i've taken a lot of interesting classes that i never would have found had i been stuck in a single major.
unless you plan on entering a specific field (like engineering or being chemistry or something), it doesn't matter what degree you get so long as you get one. my brother was communications and now he runs a student travel abroad company, my parents were psychology and now they do real estate. i only know a small handful of people who ever actually use their degree and they're enginners or white coat lab rats.
unless you plan on entering a specific field (like engineering or being chemistry or something), it doesn't matter what degree you get so long as you get one. my brother was communications and now he runs a student travel abroad company, my parents were psychology and now they do real estate. i only know a small handful of people who ever actually use their degree and they're enginners or white coat lab rats.
Pick the major the most hotties are in and make sure to set up a "study" group to surround yourself in tail.
Sociology, Psych and Comm. were loaded with tail at UCSB, and my dumbass became a geography major. At least I can make a map of where the hotties are
Sociology, Psych and Comm. were loaded with tail at UCSB, and my dumbass became a geography major. At least I can make a map of where the hotties are
Actually in my major I have one of the highest in major gpa's at 3.8.LordOpie said:And Rip didn't try and failed several times, dooming him to repeat it.
3.8, eh? Not the brightest candle in the candelabra............Rip said:
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I've never been too good with humor.
If you want to work 40hrs a week (get paid time-and-a-half if you have to work over 40) ... get off work at 3:30 PM every afternoon and make a sh!tload of cash.......
...become a plumber.
...become a plumber.
Lol, a plumber.
I'm going to school for mech engr. this fall. not more than 1/2 a dozen chicks in the freshman classes.
I'm going to school for mech engr. this fall. not more than 1/2 a dozen chicks in the freshman classes.
My plumber makes $250k per year...
Jeez...I feel so happy to have chosen well a degree and career path!Mtb_Rob_FL said:
Did *he* tell you that?N8 said:
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How do you become a plumber?
Well. At least i won't be as distracted...
That's awesome if I wasn't spent from medical technology school years ago, I'd go back and design my own major. It would be called, NOT_HAVING_TO_WORK_THE_REST_OF_MY_LIFEsquarewheels said:
I still don't know what I want to do with the rest of my life :mumble:
Well, anything but the IT industry. IT sucks.
Knuckle
SkaredShtles said:Did *he* tell you that?
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He's got 3 crews working with him and I paid him a good chunk of that amount ...
Only thing is that you can't be afraid of sh!t or hard work though....
BUSINESS... Everyone works for a company. 
Or starts one.
Or starts one.
Law--you can live the high life, while helping people (if you want to) 
Besides, you can be your own boss, and live almost anywhere, because everyone needs lawyers.
Besides, you can be your own boss, and live almost anywhere, because everyone needs lawyers.
Medical Technologists make like $20 per hour. It's lame asss work, you have to work 4th shift. Work with zombies. I make a lot more than that doing what I do now, but I still hate it. MONEY SUCKS, WORK SUCKSTully said:Law--you can live the high life, while helping people (if you want to)
I'm going back to school to get a degree in psychology
NOT
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OH FORGOT TO ADD, LAWYERS ARE BSP'S
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i don't buy it. but i know a guy who's a master carpenter and he pulls in $125k, which isn't too shabby.N8 said:
Yes, most of them are. But as cheesy as this sounds, you don't have to be.Knuckleslammer said:
Go's with thread title "Play God". Like so many corporate ladderssquarewheels said:
I think im gonna get a communication degree with a bs and some fun minnor. Any thoughts?