Play Redneck Games, Win Redneck Prizes.
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Regardless, I encourage people to contribute defining things in this thread, and we can determine what is and what isn’t Redneck. I mean, competing in NASCAR is pure Red, but takes shitloads of disposable cash.
The jackson resident explains to the man from florida.....
only if you confuse 'competing in' vs. 'voraciously watching'
There's literally nothing redneck about a guy who owns a construction company in Jackson with two snowmobiles or a helicopter pilot in the same area. Change the title and we can talk about the situation
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Definition of APPROPRIATION
an act or instance of appropriating something; something that has been appropriated; specifically : money set aside by formal action for a specific use… See the full definition
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What, you've never heard of the infamous rednecks of manhattan's upper west side?
The notorious rednecks of Aspen, CO?
Hoback is truly three shades redder than Jackson or Wilson, bro
You should really read the things you type before hitting the post button. 3x0 is still 0
What are the redneck games in this scenario exactly? Going outside on a snowmobile?
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Rich and Redneck are not mutually exclusive. The guy who popularized Brodozers rolling coal has himself a fancy whirly-boy that could definitely lift a snowmobile
While I have never gotten a helicopter quote, 4K seems cheap and he should have agreed to pay this. Then considered it a good thing, or showed up with less cash and a threatening attitude, or with a sheriff.
Why would a guy with a helicopter do this dumb ass shit? Now the guy will sue him for some new snowmobiles.
Why would a guy with a helicopter do this dumb ass shit? Now the guy will sue him for some new snowmobiles.
It's self explanatory. Anyone, and I mean anyone, jacking broken down snowmobiles in the woods (especially in a community of a few hundred people) is a redneck, regardless of conveyance.
The fact that he used a heli is meaningless, just coming up with the idea is fully jackass Red.
The fact that he used a heli is meaningless, just coming up with the idea is fully jackass Red.
That's not redneck that's rich prick roll playing.
Wait till you hear about this guy that owns a car company and a space exploration scam....
As someone who's had to abandon a sled, coming out of the woods at 2am, then finding a pilot to recover the thing a few days later, I can vouch it's an agonizing very stressful stretch of time until you can get that thing out.
Some fuckwit trying to steal them and ransom them for 4k would have gotten his ass beat and his helicopter set on fire if that area was 20% as 'redneck' as rideit thinks it is. Especially once he knew who the owner was.
I'd happily pay a recovery fee but 4k/sled is over twice what that would be.
Bullshit, there are plenty still hanging on. You have never been to Jackson Lumber at 8:00 AM, The VFW on any night, or the Cowboy after midnight. Some of the reddest low-rent shit anywhere. Have you heard of the...You should really read the things you type before hitting the post button. 3x0 is still 0
SNOW KING HILL CLIMB?
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I would imagine it is stressful. Redneck would be to catch a charge when you’re in the right. But I was to understand he went from 10k to 4K for both sleds. Regardless helio boy admitted he stole them then put them in an unknown location back in the woods. He claims his lawyer told him to shut up. Either he has no lawyer or his lawyer is crap. A good lawyer would tell you to give them back with an apology, not commit more crimes.
Does that mean recieve a live homemade RPG ordinance while in flight?
Homemade RPGs are kinda redneck....
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You fuckers who think there's such a thing as a rich redneck need to check scripture
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QFT
Resident country bumpkin reporting for duty.
Redneck would have been:
“Man finds two sleds while coon hunting with is cousin. He was charged with theft after dragging the broken down sleds out with his pair of 1991 Yamaha Phasers. Drag marks leading straight to said man’s double wide were a determining factor in his arrest. Man states that he ain’t stoled nothin he done just finded them”.
Redneck would have been:
“Man finds two sleds while coon hunting with is cousin. He was charged with theft after dragging the broken down sleds out with his pair of 1991 Yamaha Phasers. Drag marks leading straight to said man’s double wide were a determining factor in his arrest. Man states that he ain’t stoled nothin he done just finded them”.
It's a few thousand an hour to operate a turbine helicopter...R44 on the other hand, yeah may be a little steep.
Not sure I should admit or not that Mr. Detwiler grew up 10 miles west of my house. Most of his early shit was shot in and around Warsaw. We are fluent in redneck/jackass around here.
Well then you got a hell of a deal, even an R66, which isn't in the same league as most any other turbine helicopter, is about 1100/hr to operate. If you are talking about 1970 though, carry on.
How did you get to that? You can’t be a red neck, all rednecks know “to catch a charge” means to be charged with a crime. But your reading comprehension may be low, which is redneck. I would also say you seem offended and are vigorously defending people not being rednecks. In the finite wisdom of Jeff foxworthy “you might be a redneck”.
I have a new-ish colleague who is ex-Air Force and with a demeanor that could be best described as "corporate redneck". She's not poor either.
I flew with the guy and did the rigging when we set down...and kinda sorta knew him from using his company with work. Plus as you probably know, most helicopter pilots are snowmobilers in applicable regions. I've got some pics around somewhere but you could probably tell me what we flew. It was fucking big.
I was born on a 3 wheeler
Kneel before zod.
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That's like saying 'astronaut fish'
Two words that exist independently don't just inherently make a thing when put next to each other.