[Meat Foot]

What the co-worker/boss/slave driver says ---> Actual meaning

The report you submitted looks pretty good--->This is complete and utter horse****.

You appear to be in a good mood today--->Did you get laid last night?

I am happy to report that the next quarter will bring in pleanty of work--->Be prepared for a fvck off load of work

Your turn....

 

[robdamanii]

Bob says ---> It means

You're been missing a lot of work lately ---> You've got middle management written all over you.

 

[firetoole]

Boss says
"Johnson can you shred these files"
Translation
"Johnson can you shred these files so I don't get indited"

 

[OGRipper]

"I want an open channel of communication."

Translation: "I need to be able to tell you that you suck, but you can't be critical of me or you will get fired."

 

[Meat Foot]

"The skill sets that you indicated you had on your resume do not match up with the current productivity you are able to obtain"
Translation
"Your a worthless sack of &*%$, that is a has been....buh bye."
:mumble:

 

[surfinguru]

"We have an opporuntity" ---> Here's a suck a$$ task for you, now chop chop

 

[JohnE]

"My door is always open"---- Dont f@cking bother me, I am smarter than you.
"I have an open mind towards others ideas"----- Dont waste my time with your crap, unless you outrank me.

 

[kinghami3]

me --> can you enter this file into the database and return it to me when you're done?
what they hear --> when you're not on myspace, do this if you want. Next month is cool. Oh, and make sure you put it on Joy's desk instead of mine so I won't be able to find it when I need to. And it never hurts to take a couple forms out and process them separately, then give them to me after the file is stored away.

It goes both ways.

 

[SK6]

Great job! -----------------> Fvck you!

 

[SK6]

Our quarter projections indicate a prosperous year! --------------------> You better update your resume!