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Political Party Thread!

Party time!

  • Jesus, Arturo and several cousins

    Votes: 8 80.0%
  • Bizutch

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Total voters
    10

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
Who would you rather split a 5th of tequila with?

1) A dozen or more illegal Hispanics without ID or permanent address who are waiting for day labor outside of Home Depot while leaning against their uninsured Mexi-Van.

2) Mouth in need of a tampon.
 
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Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
42,361
19,886
Riding past the morgue.
Plus rep to you sir! I laughed so hard my wife came upstairs wanting to know what was going on.

[coolstorybro]As a side note, growing up in the central valley of california, In high school, I actually did #1, although it was probably four or five, not a dozen. All of the Spanish I ever learned was related to talking farm workers into buying me booze. Good times.[/coolstorybro]
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
8,807
9
looking for classic NE singletrack
A few undocumented aliens with CAR INSURANCE?? Holy fvck, this country is going down the tubes. Next they're going to want to send the insurance company a check every month!! And then, when they happen to get into an accident, they'll be covered so that the person they hit can actually fix their car, instead of creating a scenario where the insurance company of the person *not* at fault has to pay for the damages.

I mean, yeah this ensures that 100% of the drivers on the road are insured, and of course means that undocumented aliens are contributing to the insurance's revenue (and bottom line), but where does it end?? Next the ILLEGAL aliens are going to want to send in checks for their Federal and State income taxes. Following that they're going to send in checks to SS and Medicare, when they have no chance of obtaining either. Then they're going to pay sales tax, and vehicle registration taxes, and all sorts of other taxes and fees...

WHAT THE FVCK ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!???!?