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Sardines or Bacon?


  • Total voters
    28

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,183
1
TN
Sardines gets you your daily allowance of Omega 3s.

Bacon ultimately gets you to life's omega much faster.

Hmmm...
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
15,717
2,935
Nowhere Man!
Sardines are very tasty. So is bacon. Hmm. Can't say I like one better then the other. What happens if I can't pick? Do I look foolish if I say pick sardines and get caught enjoying some bacon? Damn your poll! I PICK BOTH!!!
 

J-Dubs

Monkey
Jul 10, 2006
702
0
Salem, MA
I voted for the spoon, only because I'm a bit of a massochist.

That said, bacon is far more versatile, and therefore wins.
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,515
1
Hills of Paradise
It takes 20,000 sardines to consume 1 dead pig over 1 week.
It takes 1 pig, 1 week or less to consume 20,000 sardines.

Pig wins; and by default so does BACON!
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
13,649
1,158
Transylvania 90210
that's a very long and descriptive article there buddy.
I've read that 2x in the last year. You know what? Teh swine is still tasty.
yeah, i read it and got ill. i quit the swine for quite some time. i've turned back to it in recent days, but i'm not as easily moved toward it as i once was. tasty? yes. evil, also yes.
...perhaps they should have swine with lazers on their heads.