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Poll: Vote to give Brian P a raise and promotion!!

Should Brian P get a big raise and a promotion?

  • Yes, Brian P should get a big raise and a promotion!

    Votes: 61 84.7%
  • No, Brian P is a punk who thinks we're all geeks, so screw him.

    Votes: 11 15.3%

  • Total voters
    72

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,757
1,278
NORCAL is the hizzle
Okay everyone, here's your chance to vote to give Brian Peterson a big raise and a promotion. He takes our crap and keeps coming back for more. 'Zoke should be the one to give him that elusive gig where he gets to ride all day and everyone gives him free parts. Vote yes or no, I say hell yes. :thumb:
 

Kornphlake

Turbo Monkey
Oct 8, 2002
2,632
1
Portland, OR
I voted no, he has to stay in his crummy postion with meager pay so he'll feel justified in spending countless hours of company time on the internet bashing heads with cyber punks about the merits of a special coating on stanchions.
 
Sep 10, 2001
834
1
Hmm... For some reason I expect the no's to far outweigh the yes votes....

But, there had better some of the grassroots guys placing yes votes!!

Brian
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
I voted he should replace Bryson, so he can realease a new 1.5 fork called the "Peterson"
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Brian Peterson said:
No way... I am going to do a 2.8 steertube... I don't want a steertube that is smaller than my tires!!!

Brian
Bwahaha! :thumb:
 

DßR

They saw my bloomers
Feb 17, 2004
980
0
the DC
Brian Peterson said:
Hmm... For some reason I expect the no's to far outweigh the yes votes....

But, there had better some of the grassroots guys placing yes votes!!

Brian
*ahem* check. :o:

:D
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,757
1,278
NORCAL is the hizzle
Just wanted to show Brian that there's no hard feelings towards him personally even if we don't always agree. I figured he wouldn't want to give us any contact info for his boss (!!!) so maybe this will help...depending on how the poll goes... :D :D
 

oly

skin cooker for the hive
Dec 6, 2001
5,118
6
Witness relocation housing
At least make it a round 3" on the new fork standard. Think of all the time that could be saved not having to type .8 in all those bitch threads it will generate.
 

Kornphlake

Turbo Monkey
Oct 8, 2002
2,632
1
Portland, OR
oly said:
At least make it a round 3" on the new fork standard. Think of all the time that could be saved not having to type .8 in all those bitch threads it will generate.
Yeah and you have to provide clearance for 3" tires for the 1% of riders who actually think they need them.
 
Sep 10, 2001
834
1
Kornphlake said:
Yeah and you have to provide clearance for 3" tires for the 1% of riders who actually think they need them.
Hell no... If I am designing a fork, it will be around what I want (I am a bastard like that)... I personally have no desire to run a 3.0 tire...

Brian
 
Sep 10, 2001
834
1
bizutch said:
I say we fax his resume to Manitou and get him a job there. Then he can get on the internet and answer 500,000 questions about why Manitou's break....
Hmm.... Make mental note... Reconsider SEI Racing's sponsorship status... :D

Brian
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,757
1,278
NORCAL is the hizzle
Come on Kronphlake, 'Zoke took a lot of crap when 3" tires wouldn't fit earlier forks. Brian already pointed that out, do we need to again?

If people want to ride 3" tires, there will be someone to sell them. Bike companies are not in the business of selling only what people need, they sell what people think they need...that is, they sell what people want.

And yes they're responsible for generating the hype and making people think they need what they really only want, or think they want. So what? Supply and demand works great if you create the demand for a product you supply. Good for them. It works on me on all the time...my parts bin is overflowing with stuff I thought I needed...when really I just wanted the latest widget...
 
Jul 17, 2003
832
0
Salt Lake City
Brian Peterson said:
Hell no... If I am designing a fork, it will be around what I want (I am a bastard like that)... I personally have no desire to run a 3.0 tire...

Brian
Keeping in Scott's spirit, maybe you guys could make some 3.0 smooth tires for the paved "DH trails" in SoCal.

JOKING, JOKING.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,203
1,391
NC
kidwoo said:
A raise? fine.......but doubling his salary?
I hear they don't actually give him a salary, he just gets his pick of the Marzocchi girls whenever he wants.. Kinda like Hugh Heffner in a way.
 

dw

Wiffle Ball ninja
Sep 10, 2001
2,943
0
MV
Hell yeah, BP definitely should get a raise. No doubt about it!

dw
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
8,807
9
looking for classic NE singletrack
I hear that Marzocchi is soon going to come out with their NEW standard for FR/DH steerers. Instead of the crappy 1.5" steerer, they're going to come out with the superior 38.1mm steerer. Who needs this crappy american technology anyway?? :thumb:

;)
 
Sep 10, 2001
834
1
$2.50 an hour would more than double my pay.... Ask any of the industry guys here about our pay scales in this gig... But I do get a week in Vegas paid, so that helps..

Nope.... They do everything possible to keep me away from the Bomber Girls... But, I did have one buying me shots a few years ago.. But, this years girls are good friends of mine already. So, they will be fun to hang out with this year... Oh, did I mention they are both pretty good riders too?

Hmm... I wonder if I could get away with slippers and a robe for Interbike?

Brian
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
maybe jenna could take brian's place, and have her own advice column on RM...page hits would certainly increase exponentially, considering how many blue-balled testosterone overdosers are on this site. :)
 
Sep 10, 2001
834
1
narlus said:
maybe jenna could take brian's place, and have her own advice column on RM...page hits would certainly increase exponentially, considering how many blue-balled testosterone overdosers are on this site. :)
Jenna has several websites of her own to deal with already....

Brian
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,757
1,278
NORCAL is the hizzle
Hey that's pretty good, 47 people voted in favor so far. Wasn't sure how it would go but right now it looks even better than Bush in Florida...

Aww, we like him, we really like him. Sniff, sniff.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,203
1,391
NC
Brian Peterson said:
Yeah, but I hear those no's are already demanding a recount....
All the "no" votes are just jealous :monkey:'s that wish they could pimp it out with the Marzocchi girls...

Looks like a landslide - no recounts needed!