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Poll: What color Crocs did I buy?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Serial Midget, Feb 14, 2008.

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What color Crocs did I buy?

  1. Army Green

    4 vote(s)
    8.5%
  2. Basic Black

    5 vote(s)
    10.6%
  3. Celery

    4 vote(s)
    8.5%
  4. Fuchsia

    9 vote(s)
    19.1%
  5. Grape

    3 vote(s)
    6.4%
  6. Cotton Candy

    10 vote(s)
    21.3%
  7. Sea Foam

    10 vote(s)
    21.3%
  8. White

    2 vote(s)
    4.3%
  1. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    :busted: So I finally bought a pair of Crocs* at Costco today. There where a wide variety of colors to choose from. Not wanting to advertise my gayness any more than necessary, I pondered the selection of bright colors and selected... 100 credits awarded to the most creative responses that do not involve references to personal lubrication.

    *My next pair will be the Off-Road model with Turbo Straps. :disgust1:
     

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  2. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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    Sea Green with orange shocker symbols all over them with brown puff balls on the toe.
     
  3. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Not only am I embarrassed that you bought them, I am mortified that you didn't buy them from yourself. :think:
     
  4. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Urban camo but the orange, black and yellow type. Don't forget to attach handlebar streamers to the back of them for the full effect.
     
  5. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    My head just exploded from your circular reference. :shocked:
     
  6. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    No color "ghey"?

    Crocs on my daughter = cute
    Crocs on a grown man = Biker Fox ghey
     
  7. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    I'm guessing you are american:



    I had to google 'crocs' to find out what you were talking about...
     
  8. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    camel? (to match the drapes, of course)
     
  9. caputo1989

    caputo1989 Turbo Monkey

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    Crocks are sweet. I said white. Just dont get too close to a camp fire with them.:busted:
     
  10. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Wow...and you admit it? To paraphrase Happy Gilmore, "If I caught myself wearing Crocs, I'd kick my own ass..."
     
  11. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    it doesn't matter what color they are,they are still ghey
     
  12. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    why isn't "gay" a poll answer option?
     
  13. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I voted grape.

    I have a pair of these. Shut up!




    :monkey:
     
  14. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Douglas posted this.

    Yet, you still posted this.

    The only thing gayer than men in Crocs, is men in tie on Crocs.

    :rofl:
     
  15. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Well you've got me there. If anyone knows what gay is, it's you and Doug. You two should get together.
     
  16. TreeSaw

    TreeSaw Mama Monkey

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    I have the off road crocs in brown (the color of poo) with a neon green strap and they ROCK!

    and I voted grape 'cause I like the jelly ;)
     
  17. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Touche'. Well played, Senor.
     
  18. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Can someone please explain to me how a shoe filled with holes is considered "off road"???

    I wear sandals every day and my feet get filthy. :busted:
     
  19. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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    Sea foam is the only real choice there. Only someone gay enough to buy Crocs would consider that a color. Do you have a pair of Ugg boots too?
     
  20. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    My sister bought me these crocs for xmas - they are super light compared to a regular shoe:

     
  21. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    Aren't those just shoes with holes?

    My wife has NASCAR Tony Stewart ones. Srsly.
     
  22. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Pretty much, but they weigh next to nothing and can be worn in water. I hate sandals so I got these instead.
     
  23. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    The rubber they use smells really bad but not as bad as foot odor which they don't seem to get. The only other sandal that seem to have similar stink fighting power are Keens and those cost more plus are for more active usage.
     
  24. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    I vote goatse pink.
     
  25. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    I have poop colored crocs too. I need the off road strap because they don't work very good when wet. I used to have purple ones but I wore a hole in the sole and they didn't match enough. And when it's warm outside I have a hard time wearing anything but crocs. Unless me toe nails are done, then I have to show them off.
     
  26. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    OMG


    ..
     
  27. McGRP01

    McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    I said "celery" because I'm hungry. :homer:


    Mine however, are basic black. :thumb:
     
  28. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I can just see you on vacation. Crocs, short safari shorts pulled up too high with a Hawaiian shirt and a fanny pack. Maybe a "baboon family vacation" T-shirt instead of the Hawaiian one, tough call.
     
  29. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I'd need to buy a fanny pack and the short shorts, but I've got a couple of Hawaiian shirts. :) Our company needs to have a Hawaiian shirt Friday.
     
  30. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    One of like 4 pair she owns. She'll wear her black ones with wool socks all friggin winter. Got those little giblet thingys in the holes..

    I'll admit that I've gone out to get the paper in one of the pair in the garage and they are comfortable.
     
  31. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    got your pm...and yes, you can come over to make it a 3some and we promise to not tell your wife.
     
  32. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Meh, she'll be glad I'm out of the house.
     
  33. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    You don't need anyone to tell you it's Hawaiian shirt friday. Master your own destiny.
     
  34. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    BWahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahah
     
  35. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    Where is the "Who the Hell Cares" option?
     
  36. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Did you have on the dress and bow in your hair, too?

    "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
     
  37. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I'll be honest. I'd get some pink ones if they called them "vagina".
     
  38. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    army green.

    I got khaki ones yo. And I garden in them yo. (does that make me less gay?)
     
  39. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    That option isn't included in the poll since it's kind of the same as the "not ever clicking on the button that opens the thread with a title so descriptive that there absolutely no way that you couldn't have known that you didn't care in the first place" option
     
  40. X3pilot

    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    :clapping: Bravo madam! Kona, you've been.....