Poll: What color Crocs did I buy?

Sea Green with orange shocker symbols all over them with brown puff balls on the toe.

 

Not only am I embarrassed that you bought them, I am mortified that you didn't buy them from yourself.

 

Urban camo but the orange, black and yellow type. Don't forget to attach handlebar streamers to the back of them for the full effect.

 

No color "ghey"?

Crocs on my daughter = cute
Crocs on a grown man = Biker Fox ghey

 

I'm guessing you are american:



I had to google 'crocs' to find out what you were talking about...

 

camel? (to match the drapes, of course)

 

Crocks are sweet. I said white. Just dont get too close to a camp fire with them.

 

Wow...and you admit it? To paraphrase Happy Gilmore, "If I caught myself wearing Crocs, I'd kick my own ass..."

 

it doesn't matter what color they are,they are still ghey

 

why isn't "gay" a poll answer option?

 

I voted grape.

I have a pair of these. Shut up!

 

Douglas posted this.

Yet, you still posted this.

The only thing gayer than men in Crocs, is men in tie on Crocs.

 

Well you've got me there. If anyone knows what gay is, it's you and Doug. You two should get together.

 

I have the off road crocs in brown (the color of poo) with a neon green strap and they ROCK!

and I voted grape 'cause I like the jelly

 

Touche'. Well played, Senor.

 

Can someone please explain to me how a shoe filled with holes is considered "off road"???

I wear sandals every day and my feet get filthy.

 

Sea foam is the only real choice there. Only someone gay enough to buy Crocs would consider that a color. Do you have a pair of Ugg boots too?

 

My sister bought me these crocs for xmas - they are super light compared to a regular shoe:

 

Aren't those just shoes with holes?

My wife has NASCAR Tony Stewart ones. Srsly.

 

Pretty much, but they weigh next to nothing and can be worn in water. I hate sandals so I got these instead.

 

The rubber they use smells really bad but not as bad as foot odor which they don't seem to get. The only other sandal that seem to have similar stink fighting power are Keens and those cost more plus are for more active usage.

 

I vote goatse pink.

 

I have poop colored crocs too. I need the off road strap because they don't work very good when wet. I used to have purple ones but I wore a hole in the sole and they didn't match enough. And when it's warm outside I have a hard time wearing anything but crocs. Unless me toe nails are done, then I have to show them off.

 

OMG


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I said "celery" because I'm hungry.


Mine however, are basic black.

 

I can just see you on vacation. Crocs, short safari shorts pulled up too high with a Hawaiian shirt and a fanny pack. Maybe a "baboon family vacation" T-shirt instead of the Hawaiian one, tough call.

 

I'd need to buy a fanny pack and the short shorts, but I've got a couple of Hawaiian shirts. Our company needs to have a Hawaiian shirt Friday.

 

One of like 4 pair she owns. She'll wear her black ones with wool socks all friggin winter. Got those little giblet thingys in the holes..

I'll admit that I've gone out to get the paper in one of the pair in the garage and they are comfortable.

 

got your pm...and yes, you can come over to make it a 3some and we promise to not tell your wife.

 

Meh, she'll be glad I'm out of the house.

 

You don't need anyone to tell you it's Hawaiian shirt friday. Master your own destiny.

 

BWahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahah

 

Where is the "Who the Hell Cares" option?

 

Did you have on the dress and bow in your hair, too?

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

 

I'll be honest. I'd get some pink ones if they called them "vagina".

 

army green.

I got khaki ones yo. And I garden in them yo. (does that make me less gay?)

 

That option isn't included in the poll since it's kind of the same as the "not ever clicking on the button that opens the thread with a title so descriptive that there absolutely no way that you couldn't have known that you didn't care in the first place" option

 

Bravo madam! Kona, you've been.....