So I finally bought a pair of Crocs* at Costco today. There where a wide variety of colors to choose from. Not wanting to advertise my gayness any more than necessary, I pondered the selection of bright colors and selected... 100 credits awarded to the most creative responses that do not involve references to personal lubrication.
My head just exploded from your circular reference.Not only am I embarrassed that you bought them, I am mortified that you didn't buy them from yourself.
Yet, you still posted this.
The only thing gayer than men in Crocs, is men in tie on Crocs.I voted grape.
I have a pair of these. Shut up!
Well you've got me there. If anyone knows what gay is, it's you and Doug. You two should get together.Douglas posted this.
Yet, you still posted this.
The only thing gayer than men in Crocs, is men in tie on Crocs.
Touche'. Well played, Senor.
Can someone please explain to me how a shoe filled with holes is considered "off road"???I have the off road crocs in brown (the color of poo) with a neon green strap and they ROCK!
and I voted grape 'cause I like the jelly
Aren't those just shoes with holes?I voted grape.
I have a pair of these. Shut up!
Pretty much, but they weigh next to nothing and can be worn in water. I hate sandals so I got these instead.
The rubber they use smells really bad but not as bad as foot odor which they don't seem to get. The only other sandal that seem to have similar stink fighting power are Keens and those cost more plus are for more active usage.
I have poop colored crocs too. I need the off road strap because they don't work very good when wet. I used to have purple ones but I wore a hole in the sole and they didn't match enough. And when it's warm outside I have a hard time wearing anything but crocs. Unless me toe nails are done, then I have to show them off.I have the off road crocs in brown (the color of poo) with a neon green strap and they ROCK!
and I voted grape 'cause I like the jelly
I can just see you on vacation. Crocs, short safari shorts pulled up too high with a Hawaiian shirt and a fanny pack. Maybe a "baboon family vacation" T-shirt instead of the Hawaiian one, tough call.
I'd need to buy a fanny pack and the short shorts, but I've got a couple of Hawaiian shirts.
Our company needs to have a Hawaiian shirt Friday.
got your pm...and yes, you can come over to make it a 3some and we promise to not tell your wife.
Meh, she'll be glad I'm out of the house.
You don't need anyone to tell you it's Hawaiian shirt friday. Master your own destiny.I'd need to buy a fanny pack and the short shorts, but I've got a couple of Hawaiian shirts.
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That option isn't included in the poll since it's kind of the same as the "not ever clicking on the button that opens the thread with a title so descriptive that there absolutely no way that you couldn't have known that you didn't care in the first place" option
Bravo madam! Kona, you've been.....
