So I finally bought a pair of Crocs* at Costco today. There where a wide variety of colors to choose from. Not wanting to advertise my gayness any more than necessary, I pondered the selection of bright colors and selected... 100 credits awarded to the most creative responses that do not involve references to personal lubrication.
*My next pair will be the Off-Road model with Turbo Straps.
*My next pair will be the Off-Road model with Turbo Straps.