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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
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The Cleft of Venus
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STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community
Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education
POSTED: 12:26 am EDT May 27, 2006 | http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

"I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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MudGrrl said:
well,
where the hll is that old lady that teaches us how to give proper bjs?

she should teach her peers.
Dr. Ruth?

Why not "Shalom in the Nursing Home?"
 

Chunky Munkey

Herpes!
May 10, 2006
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is ALWAYS key I say...
I think the old Surgeon General of the United States, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, should go tell them the benefits of masterbation.

EEEEWWwww!

I can hear it now... in a dark room with no lights on...

Him: "It's too dark in here. I need my glasses to put it in, I can't find it!?"
Her: "Aaah just put it one of the wrinkly folds in my stomach."
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