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  1. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    does anyone eat these for breakfast every day? im a fan of the blueberry with icing and without. today i bit into my poptart to find they gave me extra filling :)
     

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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    We have already run through this. It was already determined that pop tarts hate freedom. By eating pop tarts you are supporting the terrorists. Don't believe me? Ask Reflux.
     
  3. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Toaster Strudel > Pop Tarts
     
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Toaster strudels are fascists.
     
  5. johnbryanpeters

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    Toasted PB&J on English > Toaster Strudel > Pop Tarts
     
  6. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    4:20... puff puff pass

    4:30... hot poptarts with a scoop of icecream on top.

    Ohhhhhhhh sooooooo goooood!
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Hoooot Pockets.
     
  8. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    DUDE! The other night me and my buddies were completely wasted, went to the nearest convenience store and all bought 1lb hot pockets. I spent the rest of the night whispering "hooooooooooot pockets."


    Luckily everyone else knew who Jim Gaffigan was, so I didn't look.......wasted........ok well I still did. But it was awesome.
     
  9. Fool

    Fool Turbo Monkey

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    500 push ups and sit ups followed by a bowl of steel wool with skim milk. Man up.
     
  10. Luckybikes

    Luckybikes Monkey

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    Last semester while working 30 hours a week and going to school full time my breakfast consisted of a frosted blueberry pop tart and a 24oz Mountain Dew :twitch:
     
  11. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    I have an eggs, bacon/jimmy dean, english muffin with peanut butter/butter, and some OJ or AJ.
     
  12. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    They are called doughnut jerky.
     
  13. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Did you die from them?
     
  14. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    when I was a freshman in highschool I was a poptart fiend, but then I discovered something much better, FRUIT. Fruit is easier than a poptart as well. I know that opening a package of poptarts isn't hard but fruit is just grab and go most of the time, and the left overs are biodegradable and help put nutrients back into earth. Lets see a plastic poptart wrapper do that.
     
  15. S.n.a.k.e.

    S.n.a.k.e. Monkey

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    flush pockets....
     
  16. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT


    Hot Pocket's have been proven to cure cancer, increase muscle tone and increase one's libido.
     
  17. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Deaaaaaaaath pockeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets.
     
  18. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    That's not just any plastic. It's Dupont Mylar. I just did an upgrade on their Honeywell control system.

    That stuff will be around for a brazillian years.
     
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    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    If Hot Pockets = Death, then Death = Awesome.
     
  21. freese

    freese Chimp

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    I'll buy a box of wildberry poptarts once in a while. They don't usually last the hour. Then I miss them the next day.
     
  23. BMXman

    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    BAM!!

     
  24. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Excuse me sir, but are you kicking it up a notch?
     
  25. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    No, the poptart just finished its trip through his digestive tract...
     
  26. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Screw pop tarts. I've been eating a bowl of cereal every morning for the past 30 years and will eat a bowl every day until the day I die. Enjoyed some honey nut cheerios this morning.
     
  27. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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    I consume Poptarts occasionally mostly as a snack before a ride.
    My Breakfast is usually oatmeal or like today cream o' wheat, don't laugh I got this breakfast routine from my Gramma an she is 101 right now!
     
  28. Echo

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    I rocked the Frosted Mini Wheats this morning. I can make quick work of a Toaster Strudel though.
     
  29. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Moldy Poptarts.
     
  30. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    I just have one of these:
     
  31. MMcG

    MMcG Ride till you puke!

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    I like Cream of Wheat too! :clapping:
     
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    I guess I'm getting old...bagels are just so "yesterday" that no one has mentioned them yet?!

    bagels>cereal>english muffins>pop tarts

    Pop tarts...only when I've got the muchies.
     
  33. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    He's going to hit it with a spice weasel?
     
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    I just bought some Trivial Pursuit Poptarts at Target.

    They're called "Quizberry" flavor, and I feel super smart after eating them.
     
  35. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    "I've never eaten a hot pocket and thought 'You know, I'm glad I did that.'"

    This applies.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    You could... next time your constipated, have one.
     
  37. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Remove from wrapper, place directly in toilet.
     
  38. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    nothing beats bacon egg and cheese in the morning.
     
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    CA_Descender Chimp

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    Toss in some waffles or pancakes and I will agree with ya.
     
  40. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Twatwaffles?