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Discussion in 'Downhill & Freeride' started by Trekrules, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Trekrules

    Trekrules Turbo Monkey

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  2. TrumbullHucker

    TrumbullHucker trumbullruxer

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  3. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Their team's photo shoots are going to have really bad lighting, and 8 inches in the rear.
     
  4. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Xhamster is more about the granny fetish crowd, no?
     
  5. ianjenn

    ianjenn Turbo Monkey

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    Wonder what their team's Minimum requirement will be?

    Maybe we will see a galactic shift in pay scale and the girls will start to make more as they do in dirty films.

    Also sometimes the use of bad lighting is there to hide things we never wanted to see.....
     
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    Race recap videos should be interesting.
     
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    I always tune in to Xhamster to check out the new Young Talent.
     
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  8. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    I can just see it now:

    Thong-clad lady finishes her DH run and then wheels her bike over to the mechanic, who then fixes her.

    And we all wonder how she pulled off that run in her stilettos.
     
  10. Tim300wsm

    Tim300wsm sensitive teenager

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    I'm sure everything will be well lubed
     
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  11. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Shades of the RM of yore, what with Whistler DH runs in a miniskirt and boots. I don't think it was Jr_Bullitt but around that time.
     
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    I'm mostly concerned that XHamster is the 3rd most popular pron site on earth and I've never visited it...I'm married with kids. This is shit I should know.
     
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  13. TrumbullHucker

    TrumbullHucker trumbullruxer

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    -excuse me mr mechanic, it seems that my vpp is unrideable
    -well i can help you with that

    and then it goes on from there..
     
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  14. slimshady

    slimshady ¡Mira, una ardilla!

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    Does this count as heavy rubber fetish?

     
  15. Electric_City

    Electric_City The orangutans are loose!

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    Brings a new meaning to the phrase "bike porn".
     
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  17. Mo(n)arch

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  18. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    So if Maxxis sponsors a team they give them tires, right ? So what does XHampster give the team ? I'm thinking being on the team might have some benefits.
     
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  19. Mo(n)arch

    Mo(n)arch Turbo Monkey

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    At least it isn't some kind of energy drink sponsoring whose products won't be used :brows:
    Suspension settings will be stiff.
     
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    Hamsters?
     
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  21. sethimus

    sethimus scroll all you want!

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