[RhinofromWA]

Originally posted by Cursor
my buddy went back to get his mba on the east coast. on his birthday, my wife and i sent him a package w/ gay porn, lube and a vibrator as a joke.

well, when he came back to visit us during summer vacation, his girlfriend asked what we gave him for his birthday because she 'found some weird stuff' that he said came from me. so i said that my wife and i sent him a shirt

they're not together anymore

LMAO!

My fiance and I sent her little brother....(still living at home) a free sample of Astroglide. They used to (may still do it) have a spot on thier website where you could request a sample.

He opened the unmarked package in front of his mother at the kitchen table. He promptly excused himself and dissapeared hiding the lube. I don't think the mom figured out what was going on, but it sure embarrassed him.

I like yours better.

 

[Cursor]

we were hoping he would open it in front of his roommates but no such luck :devil:
roommates would have been one thing but........parents

 

[jimmydean]

My wife says I find all the good free porn, so I have to bookmark it for her later. My ex and I broke up over porn, go figure.

I think there is nothing wrong with good 'ol fashion porn, but that is a blanket statement. I know my idea of porn is mellow compared to a lot of stuff out there now.

But hey, what a man and a woman who love each other behind closed doors with a midget, a she-male, and a donkey is their business!!!

 

[dh girlie]

Originally posted by Mocha
I don't care if my fiance checks out porn, as long as it's not sick stuff like animal or scat porn or something. I don't think he's really interested though, cuz when I sneak up and try to catch him in the act it's always pics of bikes.

In fact, I think I check out porn more than he does.

Scat! Oh god...hahahahaha! I used to send gross stuff to one of my friends...and he got sick of it and started sending me scat pics...I stopped sending him gross pictures...

 

[dh girlie]

Originally posted by Serial Midget
Yeah... turns out she didn't care too much for me either.

EDIT: Hustler was what got me in trouble - that Larry Flynt is a very bad man.

she probably just hated roadies...

 

[El Jefe]

I dig it, and I'll not hide it from any woman I date. If she doesn't dig it too, that's fine, as long as she doesn't mind me having and watching. If she likes it too, all the better. If she can't accept it, then she's too prude for me.

It's fun to imitate the scenes right along with them, changing positions and figuring out really how much the girl is acting....come on, giving a bj and she's moaning? GMAFB Anyway, it's all good fun and is just another part of the relationship just like the vibrators, c**krings, video cameras and silk ropes.

 

[HedgeHog]

Originally posted by pixelninja
Anybody who has a problem with their significant other taking a figure drawing class is seriously confused

Yeah, she was pretty f'ed up.

 

[jonKranked]

holy zombie thread!

 

[ridiculous]

 

[IH8Rice]

im glad my g/f likes the pron

 

[TN]

i like to make porn.

 

[MMike]

With all the porn I watch, my German is flawless....

 

[IH8Rice]

i like to make porn.

its fun until you watch yourself on tv.

 

[Prettym1k3]

I'm opposed to it.

When I was younger I was really into it. I see now that it gave me a totally unrealistic expectation of women, their desires, normal sexual activity, etc. Porn makes sex all about me-me-me. Ultimately, sex is about the other person as much as it is about my enjoyment.

My wife and I don't, and never will, watch porn. I don't anymore and haven't for quite a long time.

 

[TN]

...me-me-me....

three sum!!!!

 

[Da Peach]

With all the porn I watch, my German is flawless....

Feel like a midget is hanging from your necklace?

That doesn't rhyme.

 

[dan-o]

three sum!!!!

 

[jimmydean]

My girlfriend and I haven't watched porn together, but my ex and i used to enjoy it from time to time. Mostly to get ideas, or to laugh, depending on the context.

My girlfriend knows I enjoy porn in my "me" time and she has no issues with it. But I am also not the freaky, either.

<edit> My ex says I am freaky. I guess it's relative.

 

[skinny mike]

Feel like a midget is hanging from your necklace?

That doesn't rhyme.

did you just quote ludacris?

 

[Da Peach]

did you just quote ludacris?

Did I EVER!!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Porn is rad.
Use it like the kids gameshow "double dare."

I love the physical challenge part of that date.

 

[skinny mike]

Did I EVER!!

well watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless.

 

[TheTruth]

well watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless.

it feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace.

 

[Da Peach]

With all the porn I watch, my German is flawless....

it feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace.

That is some kind of good hip-hop.

 

[TheTruth]

That is some kind of good hip-hop.

ODB style.

 

[jonKranked]

what i find interesting is that there has been no mention of anyone making porn while they were in a relationship.

 

[4xBoy]

what i find interesting is that there has been no mention of anyone making porn while they were in a relationship.

I was at work and couldn't reply to this thread.

 

[JohnE]

what i find interesting is that there has been no mention of anyone making porn while they were in a relationship.

You have probably seen mine...but I will never tell.

 

[jimmydean]

what i find interesting is that there has been no mention of anyone making porn while they were in a relationship.

And we are all better off for it, too.

 

[DirtyMike]

holy zombie thread!

Did you just pick something at absolute random to revive???

 

[skinny mike]

They used to (may still do it) have a spot on thier website where you could request a sample.

they do, just signed up one of my friends back in vermont.

 

[Arkayne]

 

[Racebike]

Damn Arkayne, must spread rep.

 

[jonKranked]

Did you just pick something at absolute random to revive???

No. Someone else dug it up, but their post got deleted. I suspect a banning.

 

[binary visions]

No. Someone else dug it up, but their post got deleted. I suspect a banning.

Nah, I just sent him a PM. He's a n00b, I assume probably dug these up on a search and didn't realize they were so old.

 

[jonKranked]

Nah, I just sent him a PM. He's a n00b, I assume probably dug these up on a search and didn't realize they were so old.

Well the damage has been done!

 

[Ithnu]

Wait a minute. If someone asks a question in a new thread they're belittled and told to use the search. If they search and find a thread that's really old, but address what they're after non the less they're yelled at for creating an internet zombie?

I guess the lesson learned here is you just can't win while in the internets.

Or maybe they do win because everyone gets a laugh out of either option.

 

[jonKranked]

Wait a minute. If someone asks a question in a new thread they're belittled and told to use the search. If they search and find a thread that's really old, but address what they're after non the less they're yelled at for creating an internet zombie?

There's nothing wrong with digging up old threads, provided you have relevant questions/comments/etc to the subject. If you zombie an old thread just to say "LOL", then you will get harrassed.

I guess the lesson learned here is you just can't win while in the internets.

Bingo.

Or maybe they do win because everyone gets a laugh out of either option.

It will continue, as long as there are lulz to be had.

 

[TN]

what i find interesting is that there has been no mention of anyone making porn while they were in a relationship.

Shoot POV. Locked down on the tripod is just tacky.

 

[jonKranked]

Shoot POV. Locked down on the tripod is just tacky.

The problem with POV is some people don't have image stabilization turned on.


And tripods are ok, as long as they are the fancy ones with a remote that you can pan with.