Possible New Slogans for Michigan
* The one that looks like a mitten, you moron.
* Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar.
* No hurricanes here.
* The Orange Barrel State.
* So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference.
* We know the rules to euchre.
* Got fudge?
* Two Mystery Spots. No waiting.
* Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains.
* Soda? We say pop here, buddy.
* The Midwestern "M" state without a wrestler for governor.
* No riots since '67
* More than just boarded up auto plants.
* Casino fever -- catch it.
* Sandy beaches without severe undertow.
* Happiness is a warm pasty.
* Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets.
* Water enough for any drought.
* Visit Hell, Paradise, Christmas and Climax. (Can do it all the same day!)
* Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres.
* Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York.
* Gerald Ford slept here.
* It's called snow. Get used to it.
* Where the names of high-toned suburbs needlessly end with "e."
* Deer processing available here.
* Not as flat as Indiana.
* Try eating corn flakes without us.
* Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes.
* Big on flannel.
* It's not the heat. It's the humidity.
* Smoked fish sold here.
* Good people with camping trailers.
* We moved American history to Dearborn.
* No toll roads and proud of it.
* Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny.
* Nearly went to war with Ohio once and will do it again if they pull any funny stuff.
* Land of snow machines and bass boats.
* #@?!* mosquitoes.
* We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style.
* Where lousy teams get new stadiums.
* Speed limit is back up to 70, so move it!
* The Red Wings State.
* The one that looks like a mitten, you moron.
* Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar.
* No hurricanes here.
* The Orange Barrel State.
* So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference.
* We know the rules to euchre.
* Got fudge?
* Two Mystery Spots. No waiting.
* Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains.
* Soda? We say pop here, buddy.
* The Midwestern "M" state without a wrestler for governor.
* No riots since '67
* More than just boarded up auto plants.
* Casino fever -- catch it.
* Sandy beaches without severe undertow.
* Happiness is a warm pasty.
* Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets.
* Water enough for any drought.
* Visit Hell, Paradise, Christmas and Climax. (Can do it all the same day!)
* Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres.
* Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York.
* Gerald Ford slept here.
* It's called snow. Get used to it.
* Where the names of high-toned suburbs needlessly end with "e."
* Deer processing available here.
* Not as flat as Indiana.
* Try eating corn flakes without us.
* Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes.
* Big on flannel.
* It's not the heat. It's the humidity.
* Smoked fish sold here.
* Good people with camping trailers.
* We moved American history to Dearborn.
* No toll roads and proud of it.
* Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny.
* Nearly went to war with Ohio once and will do it again if they pull any funny stuff.
* Land of snow machines and bass boats.
* #@?!* mosquitoes.
* We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style.
* Where lousy teams get new stadiums.
* Speed limit is back up to 70, so move it!
* The Red Wings State.
