So DJing last week I landed on my back tire a couple times and bruised my gut a bit. Now the bruises have healed, and there's knots of something under the skin where the bruises were...They aren't really painful or anything...I just don't like lumps. Should I run to the ER screaming "hernia", "cancer", or "the clap"?
Post-bruise abdomen...lumps?
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Walk to a general practitioner and pay for an examination. Hernia of some sort could be a possibility, but we ain't MDs for the most part hereabouts...
are those lumps soft or hard? and do they get bigger if you cough or "bear down"? if they are hard and do not get bigger with coughing then....
my guess is that they're hematomas...or simply put, pockets of clotted blood underneath the skin where you bruised yourself. and sometimes hematomas will not get absorbed and become calcified.
nothin too serious medically, just aesthetically wierd
my guess is that they're hematomas...or simply put, pockets of clotted blood underneath the skin where you bruised yourself. and sometimes hematomas will not get absorbed and become calcified.
nothin too serious medically, just aesthetically wierd
could be muscle adhesions from your fall. i would check them with your doc and if they are "nothing" then i would recommend some regular massages...if they are adhesions from tearing your ab muscles...regular massages could get rid of them.
and regular massage could also aid in better flexibility for better DJ experiences.
and regular massage could also aid in better flexibility for better DJ experiences.
you're growing boobies.
It could be an alien about to bust through your stomach.
HAHAHA Thanks for that laugh...
You're gonna die. I'd get drunk.
ask doug
Spiders must have laid eggs underneath your skin.
Just get one of those marinade injectors with the big ass needle and try sucking them out.
Gregg Valentinoooh!
like the "man that exploded" or whatever he was...
dude did too many steroids and took fluid out by himself...
I bet it would have worked better with the marinade injector.
I would call your Dr. and get a check-up just to be safe!
maybe it is deadly sperm backup. Tell your girlfriend to get crackin'.
They don't call him blue for nothing.
Or maybe blue is trying to be Rod Stewart..........
That would be blue playing richard gere.
Come on Westy I expected you to get the reference.
I told you that gerbil was a bad idea.
Talk about a protein shake.
Hold it !! did I miss someshing ? I know MMike has an Equine affection , but who is getting happy with a dolphin Ala Troy MaClure.
Where the hell have you been?Hold it !! did I miss someshing ? I know MMike has an Equine affection , but who is getting happy with a dolphin Ala Troy MaClure.
Troy = Burly Shirley
Are you drunk?
So... There are other kinds?That story said Promiscuous Cheerleader.
Ah, the best kind.
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
You are asking about the endangered straight laced cheerleader.
They are rarely spoken to or even about as their lifestyle is
frowned upon with great disdain.
he's a whore like that
RM=teh oraclez
I'm now convinced I'm storing sperm in my belly fat.
WebMD and Google were kind of useless, was just curious if this had happened to anyone else. My first thought was "hernia?", but I couldn't find any information on if an impact can force one...Guess I'll go to the doctor if it hasn't gone away in a week or so.
I'm sorry...have I NOT mentioned massage?RM=teh oraclez
I'm now convinced I'm storing sperm in my belly fat.
WebMD and Google were kind of useless, was just curious if this had happened to anyone else. My first thought was "hernia?", but I couldn't find any information on if an impact can force one...Guess I'll go to the doctor if it hasn't gone away in a week or so.
Ask a real doctor:RM=teh oraclez
I'm now convinced I'm storing sperm in my belly fat.
WebMD and Google were kind of useless, was just curious if this had happened to anyone else. My first thought was "hernia?", but I couldn't find any information on if an impact can force one...Guess I'll go to the doctor if it hasn't gone away in a week or so.
You should post for me, so I don't ever become associated with Texas.
I actually know and occasionally ride with an ER doc on a local forum...I should consult him.
Graphics: Why would I go get my belly massaged when I don't know what's wrong? It might just be me, but having someone knead what could possibly be my intestines seems like a bad idea.
It might just be me, but asking anyone on RM about a problem with what could possibly be your intestines seems like a bad idea.
On that note:
Stab at it with a protractor and see if any baby batter squirts out.
Blue, did your balls finally drop?
Into my gut, it seems.
