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I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,756
10,730
MTB New England
so, Mr. Green Shoes, did you get second place or third? Or fourth onaconna the dog?
I got third. And the dog was female, so I also got beat by a chick. Upon review of the results though, the dog was an unregistered runner and should be banned from all future races, and could even be considered an illegal pacer for her owner, and thus her owner should get disqualified, awarding me second place.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,056
22,085
Sleazattle
I got third. And the dog was female, so I also got beat by a chick. Upon review of the results though, the dog was an unregistered runner and should be banned from all future races, and could even be considered an illegal pacer for her owner, and thus her owner should get disqualified, awarding me second place.
Actually if the dog is always in front of the runner the tension on the leash will be pulling them forward giving them an advantage. Not to mention the slight drafting advantages.