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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Not sure how you run with balls that big.

Back in college my roomate decided to grill up some burgers after coming home from the bar. He couldn't get the grill to light and was drunkenly monkeying around with it while I shot the shit with some other folks. I don't know what the hell he was doing but he managed to remove the handle from the propane tank and disconnect the hose to it while it was wide open. It was spraying propane out at high volumes and the doors the the house were wide open. Inside the house sat several people smoking. I tossed the tank as far as I could into the back yard and ran through the house and out the front door screaming run to everyone. Somehow things didn't go boom, but the grass where the tank landed died and never regrew for the year I lived there.