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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,001
7,883
Colorado
I was thinking Shakira...?
Indeed. Only musician that has birthing hips with movement like that. I honestly would be afraid that she would snap my jimmy off. Dated a chick that could move like that and it was awesome, but I always had that hint of fear if she got too excited.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
9,206
2,728
Central Florida
SUVs flipping and unbelted kids dying. People think it's all good if you have a jawa sand crawler, no need for belts, then the kiddies get launched when it rolls.
 

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,824
7,073
borcester rhymes
lolololol wut? moving a car directly sideways then dropping into 2ft of sand is going to make it roll no matter what type of vehicle it is. They could have done that with a miata, fiesta, or dump truck and it would have taken a few good spins before stopping.
 

bdamschen

Turbo Monkey
Nov 28, 2005
3,378
157
Spreckels, CA
lolololol wut? moving a car directly sideways then dropping into 2ft of sand is going to make it roll no matter what type of vehicle it is. They could have done that with a miata, fiesta, or dump truck and it would have taken a few good spins before stopping.
Duh. The test was to see what happens when it rolls, not if it could.

Over correcting in the rain and sliding into a median full of grass or ice plant could have the same effect. I've seen it happen in person to a Subaru Outback in front of me on the freeway.

All cars can roll, it's how well it protects you when it does that makes a difference.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,741
10,676
MTB New England
Internets says it fake from Gillette marketing. Notice how there are only Gillette ads and there's no station flag on the mic. They deny it.
Notice how the batter goes right back into his stance after hitting the ball? No way he'd do that if the clip was real. He'd be watching Longoria and hoping he didn't get hit, then marveling at the catch.