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I bought the farm 
Profesional Slacker, I drove past a farm once.
BSME Michigan Technological University '95
-Senior design classes centered around machine design and automation (robotics/controls)
-Thematic study in Economics.
2 years as a senior project engineer at a semi truck component manufacture. Got to play with CNC lasers, mills and everything related to metal forming.
7 years at a major automotive supplier. Currently the lead engineer on the Buick Lacross headliner (overhead system) Launching it in Toronto right now. Too bad I work to many hours to get up to Blue with some of the locals. We do a lot of plastic injection molded parts.
-Senior design classes centered around machine design and automation (robotics/controls)
-Thematic study in Economics.
2 years as a senior project engineer at a semi truck component manufacture. Got to play with CNC lasers, mills and everything related to metal forming.
7 years at a major automotive supplier. Currently the lead engineer on the Buick Lacross headliner (overhead system) Launching it in Toronto right now. Too bad I work to many hours to get up to Blue with some of the locals. We do a lot of plastic injection molded parts.
BS in BA from PSU
Official bike whore(cdale jekyl, giant nrs1, giant ac1, foes fxr, ih sgs dh, sc v10(all bought and sold) currently craftworks rail ih sgs fr and jamis road bike)
I never wrenched in a shop but i can build my own bike.
Broke a cdale jekyl in half, broke the dropouts off my fox vanilla(anyone want a broken forck for 50 bux) blew up a rock shox pro delux and a lefty
In my life as a snowboarder:
broke 2 k2 fatbobs, nidecker jason evans, nidecker chill, burton jussi 02, burton jussi 03, nitro shadow 02, nitro shadow 03. 3 pairs of burton custom freestyle bindings and a pair of k2 baseless bindings.
Official bike whore(cdale jekyl, giant nrs1, giant ac1, foes fxr, ih sgs dh, sc v10(all bought and sold) currently craftworks rail ih sgs fr and jamis road bike)
I never wrenched in a shop but i can build my own bike.
Broke a cdale jekyl in half, broke the dropouts off my fox vanilla(anyone want a broken forck for 50 bux) blew up a rock shox pro delux and a lefty
In my life as a snowboarder:
broke 2 k2 fatbobs, nidecker jason evans, nidecker chill, burton jussi 02, burton jussi 03, nitro shadow 02, nitro shadow 03. 3 pairs of burton custom freestyle bindings and a pair of k2 baseless bindings.
I'm Rick James bitches...
OMFG...I had beer coming out of my nose just thinking about it!!Jm_ said:
Just please keep Charlie Murphy away from me!!
plumber , without one the world would be pretty ****y
AA Industrial design
CAD/CAM experience
3d model / rapid prototyping experience (machining, SLA, laser / hydro cut)
MIG+TIG weliding (not certified)
and some unrelated stuff like graphics
other stuff spattered through, but not enough that i would consider myself very knowledgable about them.
CAD/CAM experience
3d model / rapid prototyping experience (machining, SLA, laser / hydro cut)
MIG+TIG weliding (not certified)
and some unrelated stuff like graphics
other stuff spattered through, but not enough that i would consider myself very knowledgable about them.
ah i dont know ****. dont do ****. i just sit on my ass all day and sleep. i think im gonna try to be a pro couch potatoe. but i did work in a bike shop for like 2-3 weeks.
BS in Mechanical Engineering (1999 University of Tenn)
MS in Mechanical Engineering (2001 University of Tenn)
Worked for private research institute on diesel combustion and emission reduction for two years and currently working for the government doing the same but also hydrogen (pipe dream) and natural gas.
MS in Mechanical Engineering (2001 University of Tenn)
Worked for private research institute on diesel combustion and emission reduction for two years and currently working for the government doing the same but also hydrogen (pipe dream) and natural gas.
crackhead
Professional bicycle mechanic for 20 years-yes I was a wee lad when I started.
Eh, don't believe him, next he'll be claiming that he was in a gang war with Japanese gangsters...TWISTED said:
Go.....IRISH.AZRacerX said:We are... PENN STATE!
Yeah now it's a college fight cheer thread!
I'm certified to certify pre-owened vehicles 
Just kidding
I have many certifications from various Optical transport MFG's, dealing with Telecomm sectors. Long story short....Telecomm field is very saturated, making it next to impossible to be marketable in what I do. We're dime a dozen
Just kiddingI have many certifications from various Optical transport MFG's, dealing with Telecomm sectors. Long story short....Telecomm field is very saturated, making it next to impossible to be marketable in what I do. We're dime a dozen
First I was a computer schlump, even got my A+ cert that said I knew what I was doing. Then every as*hole in the world said "sheit, let's become a pc technician"
Second I became an MSCE and CNE. Then every as*hole in the world said "sheit, let's become a MCSE"
Then, I became a CCNA, then CCNP. Then every as*hole in the world said "sheit, let's become a CCNA"
Then, I became an Oracle OCP/DBA. The field still doesn't seem that saturated. I'm assuming because it absolutely sucks and Oracle sucks.
Listen up. I've been in IT since 1994. Every as*hole that gets into the field reduces my salary. Caus business doesn't care about ability. They'd rather hire some schlump that knows nothing for $5/hour to save money, so next time you get laid off, don't even think about Info Technology. Your reducing our salaries. Pick something else.
At this rate, I'm gonna go back into Medical Technology, which is what my degree is in.
Knuckle
Second I became an MSCE and CNE. Then every as*hole in the world said "sheit, let's become a MCSE"
Then, I became a CCNA, then CCNP. Then every as*hole in the world said "sheit, let's become a CCNA"
Then, I became an Oracle OCP/DBA. The field still doesn't seem that saturated. I'm assuming because it absolutely sucks and Oracle sucks.
Listen up. I've been in IT since 1994. Every as*hole that gets into the field reduces my salary. Caus business doesn't care about ability. They'd rather hire some schlump that knows nothing for $5/hour to save money, so next time you get laid off, don't even think about Info Technology. Your reducing our salaries. Pick something else.
At this rate, I'm gonna go back into Medical Technology, which is what my degree is in.
Knuckle
umm...i paint stuff. 
BSc computer science.. didnt really like it when I was in it, and don't look forward to a career in it.. WTF.
f*ckin' a.. that's me dude.. actually, for me, it got to a point where I didn't even bother to finish up the MCSE and CCNP cert'sKnuckleslammer said:
So now I'm stuck selling ID-badge equipment
Knuckleslammer said:
I think you would be awesome at writing scripts for proffesional wrestling, or maybe even a wrastler.
BS in Forestry from UTK, but I swithced out of ME my soph. year. Hoping to get some more student loan debt payed off in the next year and I want to go back and finish what I started, just not sure if I want to stay in knoxville.
Oh yeah, been out of school for over a year and just now on the verge of getting a full time job. Forestry positions in Knoxville are hard to find ... but a lot of thanks go to spoke80 for helping me out!
Oh yeah, been out of school for over a year and just now on the verge of getting a full time job. Forestry positions in Knoxville are hard to find ... but a lot of thanks go to spoke80 for helping me out!
Senior BS in Mechatronical Engineering with Honours (only 12 weeks of study to go)
Inovolved in 2004 FSAE team
Inovolved in 2004 FSAE team
cooking school 2years, ill never work in the biz ever ever again!
current student at Elmira College studyin speech and hearing.
pharmacy technition for Eckerds.
also a bike shop employee and junky.
current student at Elmira College studyin speech and hearing.
pharmacy technition for Eckerds.
also a bike shop employee and junky.