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cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
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shave your head on the first. if they ask why, just tell them it is a new year so you are starting fresh.
i actually shave my head anyways...but i suppose the could take the hair from other places

but i doubt he is going to get tested on his first interview......right?
i doubt it too, but you never know...i won't say the name of the company but i'm sure you can guess it... it's a corporate job for the worlds largest retailer
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
hey if or when the economy dive bombs, and everyone is low on money, where do you think they are going to go first...it's job security...plus it's almost a 75% pay raise and amazing benefits
Walmart can suck my asshole, Seriously.


Don't want to turn this chillax threadski into a debate, so I will leave it at that.




I, on the other hand, am way bummed because due to firefighting obligations I am no longer allowed to smoke teh ganj
 

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
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636
Vernon, NJ
I think its illegal to do hair tests in NJ, but they can do blood tests. I applied for a job at the A+P today. They want to drug test me so I guess I am out of that job.
 

jerseydirt

Turbo Monkey
May 6, 2007
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dont go into a drug test thinking that slick. they can test your hair
No you can get a detox at gnc or drink a lot of water because they dont hair test you they just pee test you. They know that if they hardcore test everyone that they will have nobody working there. So just delay it if you need to. Or shave your head.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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No you can get a detox at gnc or drink a lot of water because they dont hair test you they just pee test you. They know that if they hardcore test everyone that they will have nobody working there. So just delay it if you need to. Or shave your head.
drinking too much water will throw off the testing and possibly get you proper fcked. you have to drink a lot, but to the amount that itll make you pee look clear.
GNC hasnt sold detox products i believe for some time now. head shops or online has the best places to get products w/out the hassle.
and dont think that because your head is shaved they are going to say, "oh hey, you dont have any hair, you dont have to take it"
 

jerseydirt

Turbo Monkey
May 6, 2007
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drinking too much water will throw off the testing and possibly get you proper fcked. you have to drink a lot, but to the amount that itll make you pee look clear.
GNC hasnt sold detox products i believe for some time now. head shops or online has the best places to get products w/out the hassle.
and dont think that because your head is shaved they are going to say, "oh hey, you dont have any hair, you dont have to take it"
My perspective was more that instead of doing the hair test, they would make you do the pee test, which from what I think may be easier to pass. But you could also come from the perspective that I think like a drunk at 2:00 am. Which is understandable because some of my past posts are just god awful. :cheers: such as 50% of this one.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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My perspective was more that instead of doing the hair test, they would make you do the pee test, which from what I think may be easier to pass. But you could also come from the perspective that I think like a drunk at 2:00 am. Which is understandable because some of my past posts are just god awful. :cheers: such as 50% of this one.
isnt it past your bedtime big guy?

if a company is going to the trouble of hair sampling you, they arent going to give you the option to pee in a cup instead.


drinking alone at 2am= future serial killer
 
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jerseydirt

Turbo Monkey
May 6, 2007
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isnt it past your bedtime big guy?

if a company is going to the trouble of hair sampling you, they arent going to give you the option to pee in a cup instead.


drinking alone at 2am=serial killer
yeah your right. I was just saying what if you shaved your head? Then the company would obviously have to do another test.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
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hey if or when the economy dive bombs, and everyone is low on money, where do you think they are going to go first...it's job security...plus it's almost a 75% pay raise and amazing benefits

You should be cool if the 12th was really the last time you smoked. If you want to be sure go to wal-greens & get a home testing kit for $9. It will give you the piece of mind you are after.

Also I am pretty sure Wally-world won't do a hair test. They are expensive & I have only ever heard of casinos using them (not all).
 

cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
2,924
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Arkansas
You should be cool if the 12th was really the last time you smoked. If you want to be sure go to wal-greens & get a home testing kit for $9. It will give you the piece of mind you are after.

Also I am pretty sure Wally-world won't do a hair test. They are expensive & I have only ever heard of casinos using them (not all).
I didn't know they sold those at walgreens, i'll have to go after work today.

also all they said on the application was they do a urine test, or other medically recognized tests if necessary
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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i hate this new year already.....1 day so far without herb....i hate resolutions
i miss my pot and i cant stare at all my "tobacco" pieces.

anyone need any "tobacco" pipes?
 

jerseydirt

Turbo Monkey
May 6, 2007
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dirty jerz
i hate this new year already.....1 day so far without herb....i hate resolutions
i miss my pot and i cant stare at all my "tobacco" pieces.

anyone need any "tobacco" pipes?
Yesh I got like that and stopped smoking for like a year and started to regain my short term memory, it was crazy because suddenly I could remember things. It was great.
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
1,094
1
Hangin' with Riggs and Mertah
i hate this new year already.....1 day so far without herb....i hate resolutions
i miss my pot and i cant stare at all my "tobacco" pieces.

anyone need any "tobacco" pipes?
oh man. you didnt. I so want to take that vaporizer off your hands...paypal is a narc though. You cant sell your stuff on ebay either. They record credit card information and sometimes withhold the payments for up to 180 days

http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/4410.html
 
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trailblazer

Monkey
May 2, 2005
464
4
Jamaica
i love dayz off in the beginning of January....wasted on white widdow and puna berry.
I'll be smoking the winning bud from last years canabis cup in Jamaica in a few weeks...pineapple skunk.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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oh no you have to know people in jamaica to get the good weed there. It is a tropical climate their weed is excellent. the caulie greens
i talked with the yokels at the resort we stayed out. they scared us into not leaving the premises unless it was with a tour. i checked out a few people's herb and they all sucked IMO. i mean it did get my lit, but i was expecting some dank sticky icky....all we got was sht that looked like it came out a nasty brick.
its was kinda funny when we went to Barbados and Jamaica, they said since i have a bunch of tattoos that the locals would constantly bother me for drugs...those fckers woke me up while i was sleeping on the beach to ask me if i wanted to buy drugs...i of course obliged
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
RE: pee tests, this very thread contains the answers you seek. Save your money, drink lots of water, never give your first whizz of the day, drink a lot more water and right before you leave home to go test, eat a large multi-vitamin and wash it down with black coffee to give your H2O-diluted sample some color.

That or buy a whizzinator in the appropriate skin tone. :busted:
 

trailblazer

Monkey
May 2, 2005
464
4
Jamaica
ihate rice:
DUDE
YOU BOUGHT GANGA AT A COMPOUND.I AM SORRY YOU STAYED IN ONE INSTEAD OF A GUEST HOUSE WHERE YOU MIGHT GET RESPECT.
THEY ARE DOING THEIR JOB ON THE 7 MILE BEACH...THEY SELL YOU ANYTHING POSSIBLE AND YOU WILL BUY IT.
THEY STAY 4' FROM THE FENCE OR THEY GET WORKED BY HIRED SECURITY TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO BUY **** FROM SAID DUDE.
THEY ARE RASCALS NOT RASTAS.

JUST SAY....GO AWAY AN LEF ME ALONE...GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS

I SMOKE WEED THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CRY IN JAMAICA. YES IT IS TRUE.
BETTER THAN BC SOMETIMES. THINK ABOUT IT.
ALL THEY NEED IS THE RIGHT SEEDS AND NO CLOSE NEIGHBORING FIELDS.
THEY PLANT ON THE MOON AND HARVEST ON THE NO MOON.
IT IS NATURAL AND IT IS CHEMICAL FREE.
ONE OF MI RAS USES PAPAYA AND MANGO AS FERTALIZER AND BAT GUANNO.
RESPECT FROM THE HIGHEST OF HIGHS...JAH.....RASTAFAR I.
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
1,094
1
Hangin' with Riggs and Mertah
i talked with the yokels at the resort we stayed out. they scared us into not leaving the premises unless it was with a tour. i checked out a few people's herb and they all sucked IMO. i mean it did get my lit, but i was expecting some dank sticky icky....all we got was sht that looked like it came out a nasty brick.
its was kinda funny when we went to Barbados and Jamaica, they said since i have a bunch of tattoos that the locals would constantly bother me for drugs...those fckers woke me up while i was sleeping on the beach to ask me if i wanted to buy drugs...i of course obliged
i have many jamaican/canadian friends. They invited me to save up to go to with jamaica with them. My weed doesn't get them high, it is too mild. They tell me about the crazy names and types of weed they get back home. If I visit with them I am going to want to stay for more than the two weeks. Oh yeah and it costs like $200 for a good hotel and $200 gets you a quarter pound of the good stuff...you just have to be prepared to hike into the mountains.