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Day 2: I caved.
I figure I have about 5 weeks until my first test so I'm smoking for the rest of the weekend at least. I'm a lean guy and have had to take a government-regulated test before within 2 weeks and I passed, so I feel like I'm alright. I won't push it though, especially when all I can get around here is "good mids"
that aren't anything more than decent regs on big-ass stems (that make up most of the weight. asshole.)
I figure I have about 5 weeks until my first test so I'm smoking for the rest of the weekend at least. I'm a lean guy and have had to take a government-regulated test before within 2 weeks and I passed, so I feel like I'm alright. I won't push it though, especially when all I can get around here is "good mids"
that aren't anything more than decent regs on big-ass stems (that make up most of the weight. asshole.)
lol...Day 2: I caved.
I figure I have about 5 weeks until my first test so I'm smoking for the rest of the weekend at least. I'm a lean guy and have had to take a government-regulated test before within 2 weeks and I passed, so I feel like I'm alright. I won't push it though, especially when all I can get around here is "good mids"
i timed myself with those home tests from Wal-Greens last time I was job hunting & I am clean at day 8. I have low body fat (<7% easy) so I am sure that helps.
My brother just got a job & called me up & was like "how do I pass my piss test?" ....""quick smoking pot!" is what I told him.
He ended up buying synthetic piss at a head shop & it worked. Best $35 he ever spent.
super silver haze? jackpot!
i havent had the sticky icky in a real long time!
i havent had the sticky icky in a real long time!
In the past 3 weeks as far as named strains go I've had Sharks breath and Mean Green Martian as well as some just assorted dankness. NC Mountain buds are legit... 
This thread now makes me depressed that I will be unable to partake in the fine greenery that is produced in the winter months... 
I still need to try rock climbing high.
lol when I used to climb a lot and I couldn't get past a hard move my friends and I would "power up" with a bowl and then go at it again. Sometimes it worked sometimes it wouldn't.
Just don't even bother with any sort of lead climbing where your head really has to be in the game.
I get my mind right on the lift at northstar before going balls out on a run.
It can go either way, sometimes when I go climb high I climb great. Sometimes no so much. Either way its fun.
The effects of pot on riding or skiing are much more predictable than the effects on climbing.
Riding you can get in the flow and be fast but climbing, sometimes you just have to crank HARD, no flow just pain and determination. That's not always easy to do when high.
Reading is HARD...
meh, I'm part of the minority that can toke and do pretty much anything. I might not necessarily be better at it, but I think I am and that makes it more enjoyable. My gal thinks I'm weird after we burn one down and I ask if she wants to go for a ride. She always says the same thing,"why couldn't you ask me before we smoked?" Because getting toked gets me stoked, that's why.
Oh BTW, my "Pre-Trial Diversion Program" doesn't start until a month AFTER I get the letter from the county saying so. It could be anywhere from 6-8 weeks before I see my first drug test so I'm back on the wagon for at least another week.
Oh BTW, my "Pre-Trial Diversion Program" doesn't start until a month AFTER I get the letter from the county saying so. It could be anywhere from 6-8 weeks before I see my first drug test so I'm back on the wagon for at least another week.
I LOVE skiing,riding,hiking,running,etc while stoned...But I guess it depends on the ganj or the situation.
For instance, on one of my last days of the season last year at Powderhorn, I toked up on the lift (slooooow lift so lots of time to get stoned ) & then started my run much later & was enjoying some turns, just cruising when about halfway down the mountain I hit this run that was a little bit steeper & a lot more exposed....I looked out over the valley & wiped out. I was having a touch of vertigo & it took some resolve to get down that section. Dunno why it freaked me out, coulda' been lots of things but I think being high had something to do with it. I was also hung over & the last time I had a bout with vertigo like that I was both stoned & hungover.
For instance, on one of my last days of the season last year at Powderhorn, I toked up on the lift (slooooow lift so lots of time to get stoned
) & then started my run much later & was enjoying some turns, just cruising when about halfway down the mountain I hit this run that was a little bit steeper & a lot more exposed....I looked out over the valley & wiped out. I was having a touch of vertigo & it took some resolve to get down that section. Dunno why it freaked me out, coulda' been lots of things but I think being high had something to do with it. I was also hung over & the last time I had a bout with vertigo like that I was both stoned & hungover.
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Dude are you high?
I was talking about rock climbing, "crank" is a climbing term for when you are really pulling hard.
Touche, sorry. I'm not familiar with that climbing term.Dude are you high?
I was talking about rock climbing, "crank" is a climbing term for when you are really pulling hard.
Get it together man!!
The only thing I am really good at when I am stoned is spitting. Yes, spitting. for some reason, out of nowhere, I will spit like 20 feet. It is by far the most unimpressive, yet impressive thing I have ever done. Everything else I suck at while high. I need better bud I guess.
There was only one time when I "smoked dat kush" and I shredded my face off at a skatepark. I have also shredded xc hella hard when I was really high once as well. My climbing abilities on a bike seem to be infinite when I am high.
Bought a new bowl for my binger today. been a long time since taking a bong rip. soooooo nice. gonna get an ash catcher soon cuz I finally got the thing smell halfway decent.
H-A-F right now...yeah....
H-A-F right now...yeah....
Gatta love harvest!!! A friend of mine gave me a pound of trimmings, so this called for a super potent batch of brownies. The green stuff on the top is the butter I just made, the brown stuff is water/ plant mater.
The method I used to make the butter was to bring a pot of water with 2 sticks of butter to a light boil, add trim, and boil lightly for 1-2 hours (i usually go closer to 2) then you strain out the big plant matter and toss the water/ bud butter into the fridge.
This does several things, by putting the plant matter and water together it allows you to put way more bud (a pound of trim in 2 sticks of butter) in less butter, as well as keeping all the water soluble flavors out of the butter and in the water. You end up with a more potent butter that tastes better.
The method I used to make the butter was to bring a pot of water with 2 sticks of butter to a light boil, add trim, and boil lightly for 1-2 hours (i usually go closer to 2) then you strain out the big plant matter and toss the water/ bud butter into the fridge.
This does several things, by putting the plant matter and water together it allows you to put way more bud (a pound of trim in 2 sticks of butter) in less butter, as well as keeping all the water soluble flavors out of the butter and in the water. You end up with a more potent butter that tastes better.
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someone is having fun this weekend.
any more, that is a good weekend to me!
^^ Yeah that's awesome. I saw the entire clip earlier, I'll try and find it...
btw, toked at the moment. I actually found some good mids that weren't actually regs. It's like what some would call "christmas bud" (kind buds that were picked a little too early). Still potent, taste isn't so good, but the buzz is solid.
btw, toked at the moment. I actually found some good mids that weren't actually regs. It's like what some would call "christmas bud" (kind buds that were picked a little too early). Still potent, taste isn't so good, but the buzz is solid.
Florida must be bad for buds....
some great shots in The Big Picture
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/10/marijuana.html
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/10/marijuana.html
Not at all, in Ft. Lauderdale I could get whatever, whenever. It is tough in small ass towns like this crap-hole I moved to a year ago, though. My dude for (really) good buds was at a halloween party/trail jam all day so I called a fellow classmate who can sometimes get. He said it was this shizz or "blueberry" somethin-or-other (for $30/gramFlorida must be bad for buds....
) so I went with this to hold me over. Everybody in my town calls dirt-ass regs "mids" so I was surprised when I saw this stuff. Its actually a lot better than I initially thought. It's nowhere near the best but a nice J did the trick. I also just made a tea (reg. hot tea, not 'special') and toked a bowl to relax for the night. Current status: HAF. 
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Looks like if the people/beer companies are really concerned about the public the first item on their agenda should be to shut down beer and other alcoholic beverage companies before working against Prop 19:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130972513
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130972513
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I think legalization is close....like a decade close, but still. It is no longer really a taboo like it used to be. My Dad even smokes now, as well as a lot of folks from his generation.
Same here man. I was hitting this roor last night and the bud smelled great but I was just not that high. Maybe I was, because I kept thinking about how weird everything was and that everyone was telling the worst jokes I have ever heard in my life. Actually, now that I think of hit, I was HAF.
I meant nationally.
Try smoking a little less.
fixed.
id be smoking heavily before you wont be able to
H.A.F... Time to write a paper
Oh boy did I. The shortbread cookies I made definitely ended up being tied for the most potent edible I've ever had (except these didn't make me puke like the others) I spend about 2.5 hours being way higher than I wanted to be. At one Friday afternoon. Woke up high as hell still Saturday morning, stayed high till 1 or 2 PM. Next time I'm eating half. I gave a bunch away to my friends and I still have probably 40 left, I should be set for edibles for the next 2 years
I just voted NOT to legalize it. I like getting my bud from the dude up the block, he's got 10 different kinds 50 cool stories and they aren't some nasty Marlboro greens
You are a ****ing moron. Honestly, how stupid are you?