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Dingus McGee

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Um, Rodney died today and I posted a link about a Canadian Submarine....get it?
 
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Comic Rodney Dangerfield Dies in L.A. at Age 82
Tue Oct 5, 2004 08:05 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rodney Dangerfield, the goggle-eyed comic famed for his self-deprecating one-liners and signature phrase "I can't get no respect," died on Tuesday at age 82, his publicist said.
Dangerfield, who became a pop culture sensation with a string of broad film comedies starting with "Caddyshack" in 1980, died at 1:20 p.m. PDT (4:20 p.m. EDT) at the UCLA Medical Center, where he had undergone heart valve replacement surgery in August, spokesman Kevin Sasaki said in a statement.
 
douglas

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"My father didn't like the looks of me, he kept the picture of the kid who came with the wallet."

"I have a dog he drives me nuts, his favorite bone is in my arm."

"Last week I found out about my family tree, I found out I was the sap."

"I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes. And I tell ya I got no confidence in the pilot. When he makes a left turn he puts his hand out. "

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right!

I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car.

I was making love to one girl, I told her, "You're so flat-chested." She said, "Get off my back."

I said to one girl, "Come on, honey, I'll show you where it's at." She said, "You better, 'cause the last time I couldn't find it."

Oh, when I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler with me. Yeah, just in case I have to prove something.

Oh, when I was a kid, when my parents went shopping, they always took me with them - that way they could park in a handicapped section.
 
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Dingus McGee

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dh girlie said:
No...I don't get it... :nuts:
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Sorry...that was just a random chaos link...I heard about Mr D dying and wanted to post a link, but there was no news on CNN yet so I just grabbed the first thing I saw there and pawned it off as some kind of meaningful connection. I'm a dork.....

edit- ow, my yambag!

which reminds me...did anyone hear Conan compare John Kerry's visage to
a "Bloodhounds scrotum" last night? I laughed out loud, the pic was hylarious.

R.I.P. RD
 
mack

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Feb 26, 2003
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Dingus McGee said:
Um, Rodney died today and I posted a link about a Canadian Submarine....get it?
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haha i get it. :cool:

his famous line "i dont get no respect"

he and Mr. Howl from gilligans ilsand are the best. "make another old fasioned, just like daddy used to make."
 
berkshire_rider

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Feb 5, 2003
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

RIP :(
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

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Apr 5, 2004
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I came home the other day and my wife met me at the door in sexy lingere. She was coming home.

I saw my psychiatrist, he told me I was crazy. I told him I want a second opinion. He said, "You're ugly too!".

What's a bath without bubbles? Hey Bubbles, come over here!


I raise my Guinness to Rodney! Thanks for the many laughs.
 
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