[ThePriceSeliger]

Well went to see my cardiologist today and he gave me a heart rate monitor. I have to wear it for 24 hours and have these aweful patches on my chest which hurt like hell. It's going to be a pain in the ass to carry around on my belt. The wires get in the way also. I can't wait till noon tomorrow, and I can take it off.

The event button is if I feel something wrong, it will record my heart rate.

 

[SkaredShtles]

What's with all the goddam mobile phones?

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

The one behing the monitor is a house phone, the one that says Spring is my cell.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Where's the wok?

 

[reflux]

I feel your pain bro. A couple years ago when I had my acid reflux, one of the tests I had to go through was aboslute murder. In order to test the amount of stomach acid leaking into my esophagus, they inserted this thick wire through my nose, down to where the esophagus meets the stomach. I had to have that sh1t in for (I think) 24 hours. That was decidedly not comfortable. I had to have a similar test done a couple months later, that one proved to be more painful.

 

[Dirtbike]

I have the same IBM laptop and I can't stand that piece. I'm using my Toshiba right now.

Oh yeah, sucks about being probed for a 24hrs.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

I have the same IBM laptop and I can't stand that piece. I'm using my Toshiba right now.

What peice?

 

[H8R]

What kind of fork is that?

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

What kind of fork is that?

A good one.

 

[Dirtbike]

What peice?

The whole thing

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

The whole thing

I love it. Are you sure we have the same one?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I understand that 29" cell phones go over bumps better but accelerate more slowly.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

They only feel better in bums if you know when to brake, and not brake in the turns. The wonders of not having a floater are amazing.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

They only feel better in bums if you know when to brake, and not brake in the turns. The wonders of not having a floater are amazing.

Keeping your cell phone in your bum is definitely not recommended...

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Keeping your cell phone in your bum is definitely not recommended...

Wait... I thought it was recommended for wonderful service?

 

[Potroast88]

Keeping your cell phone in your bum is definitely not recommended...

You'd probably get really ****ty reception.

 

[-dustin]

might feel good on vibrate, though.

 

[splat]

Go out for a long ride , and then ask the doc to analyse your heart rate and press the event button right after each climb that way you can keep track of how well your doing on the hills.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Go out for a long ride , and then ask the doc to analyse your heart rate and press the event button right after each climb that way you can keep track of how well your doing on the hills.

I can hardly walk to my bikes, I can't ride the damn thing.

 

[skinny mike]

does it go to 11?

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

It goes untill the cows come home. Which is bull**** because I don't have any damn cows.