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Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
15,118
3,434
behind you, don't wait up.
Good morning.
Instead of making and drinking my standard half+ pot of coffee, I'm having one cup of tea. Let's see how this little experiment goes.

Warming up to 50 today. An afternoon ride is possible.
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
31,756
2,680
i just realized i will be stuck in the hell that is coronation day in dc for barry this weekend....
 

rockofullr

confused
Jun 11, 2009
7,359
907
East Bay, Cali
Long-term gf just broke up with me
At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my **** together
notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
smile at her and wave a little
go back to staring at my coffee
lock up to see her sitting next to me
asks me what’s wrong
little reluctant, think it’s a trick
It isn’t
feelsgoodman.jpg
she was dumped recently too
accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
feel a hand run up my leg
see her breathing a bit hard
asks if I like what I see
guide her hand to my zipper
she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
spaghetti falls out
try to clean it up with my sock
start to cry
 

insanitylevel9

triple nubby
Jan 7, 2011
2,005
5
hopkinton ma
Long-term gf just broke up with me
At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my **** together
notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
smile at her and wave a little
go back to staring at my coffee
lock up to see her sitting next to me
asks me what’s wrong
little reluctant, think it’s a trick
It isn’t
feelsgoodman.jpg
she was dumped recently too
accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
feel a hand run up my leg
see her breathing a bit hard
asks if I like what I see
guide her hand to my zipper
she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
spaghetti falls out
try to clean it up with my sock
start to cry
i remember my first time on /b
 

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,279
548
Renton, WA
Awww rocko, I'm sorry

I am sick. I need to pull it together, in the negative on PTO+trying to find a new job=I don't want to pay out of my last paycheck for sick days so I'm here spreading germs. Deal with it bishes!!!
 

jonKranked

Press Button, Receive Stupid
Nov 10, 2005
56,664
5,310
media blackout
Long-term gf just broke up with me
At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my **** together
notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
smile at her and wave a little
go back to staring at my coffee
lock up to see her sitting next to me
asks me what’s wrong
little reluctant, think it’s a trick
It isn’t
feelsgoodman.jpg
she was dumped recently too
accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
feel a hand run up my leg
see her breathing a bit hard
asks if I like what I see
guide her hand to my zipper
she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
spaghetti falls out
try to clean it up with my sock
start to cry
Everybody walk the dinosaur
 

Ride Monzie

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
369
0
Killafornia
I make it a habit to try and forget the days events, every day. It's lunch and I'm eating the first real food in three days. All the drugs and alcohol from last night wore off so I'm having a double IPA as well trying to forget I'm at work.
 

jonKranked

Press Button, Receive Stupid
Nov 10, 2005
56,664
5,310
media blackout
Rocko, remember this nugget of gold?



Now this is the story all about how
My sled got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I took a bad turn and caught mad air

In Soviet Georgia born and raised
On the ice luge where I spent most of my days
Chilling out luging relaxing all cool
Taking Russian hostages inside a school
When a couple of Reds, they were up to no good
Drove Russian tanks into my neighborhood
One separatist movement and my mom got scared
She said, "You're going to Vancouver to catch mad air"

I waited for my start and when it came near
The course said "fast" and had a concrete barrier
If anything I could say that this track was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, Nodar, catch air!

I slid up to turn number seven or eight
And I yelled to my trainer "Comrade, it's hard to steer"
Flew into a wall and I was finally there
Killed my self while trying to catch mad air
 

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,279
548
Renton, WA
I make it a habit to try and forget the days events, every day. It's lunch and I'm eating the first real food in three days. All the drugs and alcohol from last night wore off so I'm having a double IPA as well trying to forget I'm at work.
Did you not read PSP's thread??
 

Ride Monzie

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
369
0
Killafornia
Yeah, I get that a lot. I function, so I'm fine. Thanks for your concern. And please, do not ever say you are jealous of my life. That offends me on another whole level; I'm not easily offended.
 
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rockofullr

confused
Jun 11, 2009
7,359
907
East Bay, Cali
Rocko, remember this nugget of gold?



Now this is the story all about how
My sled got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I took a bad turn and caught mad air

In Soviet Georgia born and raised
On the ice luge where I spent most of my days
Chilling out luging relaxing all cool
Taking Russian hostages inside a school
When a couple of Reds, they were up to no good
Drove Russian tanks into my neighborhood
One separatist movement and my mom got scared
She said, "You're going to Vancouver to catch mad air"

I waited for my start and when it came near
The course said "fast" and had a concrete barrier
If anything I could say that this track was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, Nodar, catch air!

I slid up to turn number seven or eight
And I yelled to my trainer "Comrade, it's hard to steer"
Flew into a wall and I was finally there
Killed my self while trying to catch mad air
I bet spaghetti fell out of your pockets when you crashed.

Sucka!