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Probably one of the worst post work rides so far.

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Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
7,327
1
Over there somewhere.
Don't know where to start, so I guess the best thing to do is to laugh it off in this case.

To start off get to the parking lot of Round Valley, get the bike unloaded and as soon as I get the bike together and start to head off on my ride, I get stopped by a park ranger get ID' and they try to haul me off thinking I'm some crazy ass weirdo with a dark blue bike who is going around exposing myself to people, which I do not do. As soon as they get me in the handcuffs, the description of the person and the bike comes in, I'm not a 6'7 white guy and nowhere close to being 330 pounds with a dark blue mtb. The ranger looks me over, notices that I'm not 6'7, more like 6' and by body profile, I'm alot less than 330, and that my mtb is Orange.:bonk:

So he lets me go and appologizes for the inconvienience. So at this point I'm a bit steamed. Go get on the dirt, and minutes later the bike starts to pedal like crap. Sure enough the bottom bracket(Shimano MTB external) has ceased to be. So turn back, load up car, head back to the bikeshop to scrummage up a new external bb. Wound up only finding a truvative drive side cup and a shimano mtb non drive cup. Put them together, it should hold up until the new bb arrives, so I basically have a shimative bb now.

Decide to go to the skate park instead, it's going well, until I hit a tabletop and have a pedal slip, and now my right calf is all cut up. But oh well, I'll live.
 

avalanche165

Monkey
Aug 15, 2006
111
0
dirka dirka dirka that sucks bro. i got pulled over in my car once and cuffed, sat on the ground for about an hour. someone reported a stolen car that matched the description of the one i was driving, except mine was gray and the one stolen was blue. mine was 4dr and the one stolen was 2dr. my id matching my registration with my car's tags with my car's vin with my car's title with once again my name all over it from my multiple id's played no part in their decision to cuff me. i sued the bitches.
 

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
2,131
0
Denver, CO
That was a sucky ride.

On one of my morning rides this summer I was stopped and questioned by a cop. Apparently there was some guy wandering around the parking lot being all "suspicious" and stuff. The cop couldn't believe that I was there at 5:30 am to *gasp* ride my bike, so I must have been up to no good. I didn't fit the description, so he let me go about my business. At least I didn't get cuffed.