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N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Bill Clinton's Service Record before becoming Commander in Chief

1. Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 8, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. He is given Selective Service Number 3-26-46-228.

2. Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

3. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

4. Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

5. Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the military.

6. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07.1969 under authority of Col.E.Holmes. Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

7. Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

8. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) 'registrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction.'

9. Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1.1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

10. Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.

11. Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.

12. Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.

[size=large] Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President. [/size]
 

Spud

Monkey
Aug 9, 2001
550
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Idaho (no really!)
Interesting Spin. There's also wing-nuts out there who argue that President Bush is technically AWOL from the Texas Air Guard (did I get the correct branch?).

Not saying it's true, just that everyone has their own take on things.

Kind of like that rogue's gallery e-mail about how many members of congress have been arrested, convicted etc. etc.
 

Spud

Monkey
Aug 9, 2001
550
0
Idaho (no really!)
Quick search Bush AWOL and Texas yields:

http://www.niagarafallsreporter.com/gallagher114.html
http://www.awolbush.com/
http://villagenews.weblogger.com/stories/storyReader$8085

Most of these stories have the angle:

In May 1972, with two years to go on his six-year commitment to the Guard, Bush moved to Alabama to work on a Senate campaign. He asked if he could do his Guard duty there. This son-of-a-congressman and fighter pilot won permission to do "equivalent training" at a unit that had no aircraft and no pilots. The national Air Reserve office then disallowed this transfer. For months, Bush did nothing for the Guard. In September 1972, he won permission to train with a unit in Montgomery. But the commander of the unit and his administrative officer told the Boston Globe that they had no recollection of Bush ever reporting for duty. And when Bush returned to Texas after the November election, he did not return to his unit for months, according to his military records. His annual performance report, dated May 2, 1973, noted he had "not been observed at this unit" for the past year. In May, June and July of that year, he did pull 36 days of duty.. And then, as he was on his way to Harvard Business School, he received permission to end his Guard service early.

The records suggest Bush skipped out on the Guard for about a year. (And during that time he had failed to submit to an annual physical and lost his flight status.) A campaign spokesperson said Bush recalled doing duty in Alabama and "coming back to Houston and doing duty." But Bush never provided any real proof he had. Asked by a reporter if he remembered what work he had done in Alabama, he said, "No, I really don't." A fair assumption was that he had gamed the system and avoided a year of service, before wiggling out of the Guard nearly a year before his time was up. It looked as if he had served four, not six years.
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,896
Fort of Rio Grande
You should post your source. :monkey:


Originally posted by N8
Bill Clinton's Service Record before becoming Commander in Chief

1. Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 8, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. He is given Selective Service Number 3-26-46-228.

2. Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

3. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

4. Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

5. Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the military.

6. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07.1969 under authority of Col.E.Holmes. Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

7. Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

8. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) 'registrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction.'

9. Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1.1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

10. Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.

11. Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.

12. Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.

[size=large] Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President. [/size]
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
Originally posted by N8
Bill Clinton's Service Record before becoming Commander in Chief

1. Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 8, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. He is given Selective Service Number 3-26-46-228.

2. Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

3. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

4. Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

5. Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the military.

6. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07.1969 under authority of Col.E.Holmes. Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

7. Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

8. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) 'registrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction.'

9. Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1.1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

10. Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.

11. Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.

12. Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.

[size=large] Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President. [/size]
Ho-hum.... http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/politics/clintondraft.asp
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
Clinton also smoked pot, but didn't inhale.

Bush used to do blow.

Both of them see no problem in the continuing the war on drugs to punish people for behavior they themselves have engaged in.

I hate them both.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Who would you rather party with?

Clinton's probably got all the hook ups to the cool joints and fly peeps.

Bush... you'll be making fun of him and throwing fries at him at 1am at Denny's.