[MMike]

So I had just finished feeding the girls dinner last night. Emily's in her chair, Grace is in the high chair. I'm moving around a little quickly. I didn't notice hat Grace had dropped her little plastic toy thing on the floor. As I walk past the high chair I step on it on the hardwood floor, and nearly wipe out and break my neck. I make the requisite "Geeeeyaaaak" noise as I recover….I kinda strained a muscle too. Well Emily just busts up laughing at me. For a split second at first I was a little pissed! But then I realized that my first born was laughing at the misery of others. I couldn't have been more proud…..

I love fatherhood.

 

[Da Peach]

I thought the real proof was that she wet her pants.

 

[eaterofdog]

That's funny.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. by Mel Brooks.

 

[Westy]

Wait until she hits puberty. She'll be capable of making you suffer greatly, then laughing at you.

 

[Jeremy R]

Thank God.
I thought this thread was gonna be about some half horse/half man hybrid bred for sarcasm and swift feet.

 

[MMike]

Thank God.
I thought this thread was gonna be about some half horse/half man hybrid breed for sarcasm and swift feet.

I know it's early yet, but I'm guessing this will be my favourite post of the day.

 

[stevew]

But then I realized that my first born was laughing at the misery of others. I couldn't have been more proud…..

I love fatherhood.

Have her start watching the news, pronto.

 

[Westy]

Actually, laughing at your misfortune sounds more like she is DRB's spawn.

 

[urbaindk]

Actually, laughing at your misfortune sounds more like she is DRB's spawn.

<nelson muntz>Ha ha, DRB knocked up your wife.</nelson muntz>