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KaTooMer

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Feb 14, 2003
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If you missed it previously, here's the original post:

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And now, further evidence that ripping off your ex-boyfriend's testicle doesn't pay:

Girl Gets Jail Time

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
 
Jul 28, 2003
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KaTooMer said:
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

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I just had an image of one of those golfball washers they have next to the tee.

The Cheese
 

KaTooMer

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Feb 14, 2003
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Illinois
johnbryanpeters said:
There was a prior post about some fellow losing a nut after inserting his scrotum in a golf ball washer...
I was under the impression (false, apparently) that the sack was a little more firmly attached. Guess a firm tug is enough to pull da boys clean off.
 

BigMike

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Jul 29, 2003
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KaTooMer said:
I was under the impression (false, apparently) that the sack was a little more firmly attached. Guess a firm tug is enough to pull da boys clean off.
It takes somthing like 8 or 12 pounds of pressure.... not much!
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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BigMike said:
It takes somthing like 8 or 12 pounds of pressure.... not much!
even with the scrotum in the way? that's pretty normal skin and has a layer of muscle in it as well. 12 lbs doesn't seem like it would go very far, although now that i think of it i wouldn't want to hang a 15 lb weight off my yambag too see what would happen :D