psycho ex-girlfriend
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narlus said:
Are you having a N8 Newz moment?
i sure hope not.
ACK!!!!!!!!!!
"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ."
"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ."
I am going to go on a limb here and say that would hurt.
You know...I would never hit a woman but if one YANKED MY LEFT NUT CLEAN OUT THE YAMBAG AND OFF, I would make a brief and eternally painful exception.
I Are Baboon said:
What 'chu talkin about? A day at the beach is what it sounds like. 
Oww.
aaahahaaahahaaa!!!biggins said:
I wanna know how the friend got it.
I think the friend tried to hook up with the crazy girl and she passed it like gum.
I think the friend tried to hook up with the crazy girl and she passed it like gum.
Funny she doesn't look insane.
I have to call BS on this one.
But I am skeptical by nature.
this is the clincher. how could she tear one off? I think you would have to rip/tear the sack, remove left teste, & disconnect. And who in the hell would handle it?
But I am skeptical by nature.
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TN said:
Definitly B.S.
No f'ing way she actually managed to only remove one testicle in a fit of rage and that the guy was still standing around afterwards... That would take some heavy duty yanking, and I'd imagine the entire unit would detach first before you'd get just one...
No f'ing way she actually managed to only remove one testicle in a fit of rage and that the guy was still standing around afterwards... That would take some heavy duty yanking, and I'd imagine the entire unit would detach first before you'd get just one...
In Her Mouth!!!!
Nasty!
Nasty!
that's why God gave you two........ 
I think I'm gonna yack.
HippieKai said:
Apparently, you haven't met the right girl....
Hahaha! Well, it's nice to know that at least YOU wouldn't ignore the berries in favor of the twig. It's called a package for a reason, girls!dh girlie said:
and you were complaining about putting chicken livers in yr mouth? :evil:dh girlie said:
A girl that would put a testicle in her mouth that she just ripped off is the right girl?dh girlie said:
(Quitely reflecting my 11 years of marriage).
The human body (especially the male human body) is a beautiful thing...a chicken liver, however...is not...narlus said:
Don't look out the window, because the line to your desk is steadily growing!dh girlie said:
"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ"
WTF!?
WTF!?