[$tinkle]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/breaking-news/world/hole-appears-in-quantas-jumbo-jet-at-30000-feet-13921095.html

passengers were hard to convince otherwise for a few hours i'm sure

yay boeing!

 

[narlus]

never serve refried beans on a plane.

 

[jimmydean]

If sh!t would have been blowing around in coach, they would have kept going.

 

[valve bouncer]

"Ladies and gentleman, now that your sphincter has unpuckered, the captain advises we'll be deplaining from the left side of the plane"
*****Flying coffins*****
My old man is Quntass tragic, flying them even when they're more expensive (which is every f*cking time) and there are demonstrably better alternatives.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Didn't I just bring this **** up like two days ago with the autistics? Im a visionary. A visionary with a cat with a bot fly in its FVCKING NEKC!!!!!

 

[DaveW]

"Ladies and gentleman, now that your sphincter has unpuckered, the captain advises we'll be deplaining from the left side of the plane"
*****Flying coffins*****
My old man is Quntass tragic, flying them even when they're more expensive (which is every f*cking time) and there are demonstrably better alternatives.

Strange cos when I was booking my flights Auckland to Zurrich they were the cheapest?
But I went with Singapore air as lets face it, their hostesses..... They rock!

 

[valve bouncer]

Strange cos when I was booking my flights Auckland to Zurrich they were the cheapest?
But I went with Singapore air as lets face it, their hostesses..... They rock!

Yeah Singapore ruins you cos every other airline is crap after you've flown them.

 

[dante]

Yeah Singapore ruins you cos every other airline is crap after you've flown them.

I feel the same about Cathay...

 

[DaveW]

Qantas never crashes?
Not for long if they keep doing this sh!t.
A mentally ill Qantas pilot was allowed to continue flying passenger jets for nearly three years, despite repeatedly complaining of his urges to crash the planes he was flying.

Anyone want to fly with this guy?

 

[kidwoo]

Didn't I just bring this **** up like two days ago with the autistics? Im a visionary. A visionary with a cat with a bot fly in its FVCKING NEKC!!!!!

You still got that fly?


Gotta be pretty big and healthy by now.

 

[valve bouncer]

Qantas never crashes?
Not for long if they keep doing this sh!t.
A mentally ill Qantas pilot was allowed to continue flying passenger jets for nearly three years, despite repeatedly complaining of his urges to crash the planes he was flying.

Anyone want to fly with this guy?

I thought it was only the passengers who were mentally ill on Quntass. You'd have to be to pay those prices.

 

[Straya]

To be fair that did happen in the late 70's when mental health issues were treated with a slap and the direction to 'get over it'

 

[valve bouncer]

To be fair that did happen in the late 70's when mental health issues were treated with a slap and the direction to 'get over it'

Don't worry, Dave's just dirty cos we won the cricket today.
There was a case in Japan where one of the pilots went barmy and crashed the plane into Tokyo Bay in the 70's. Edit, in 1982
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The cause of the crash was traced to Captain Seiji Katagiri's deliberate engaging of the number 2 & 3 engine's thrust-reversers in flight, in an attempted suicide. The First Officer and Flight Engineer worked to restrain him and regain control. Despite their best efforts, the DC-8's descent could not be completely checked, and it touched down in shallow water 300 meters (1,000 ft) short of the runway.

 

[DaveW]

Don't worry, Dave's just dirty cos we won the cricket today.

Pack of bloody amateur pornographers and underarm bowlers.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Qantas never crashes?
Not for long if they keep doing this sh!t.
A mentally ill Qantas pilot was allowed to continue flying passenger jets for nearly three years, despite repeatedly complaining of his urges to crash the planes he was flying.

Anyone want to fly with this guy?

Know the difference between a pilot and God?































God doesn't think hes a pilot.

 

[DaveW]

Know the difference between a pilot and God?

One exists in reality and the other is a fantasy that exists only within a delusional mental state?

 

[eaterofdog]

Know the difference between a pilot and God?

God doesn't yell out pilot when he busts a nut?



I keep reading the thread title as gangstas never crash

 

[stevew]

reminds me of henry rollins story about "flying the friendly skies"

"i'm going to fly this plane into the sun....."......or something like that

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I keep reading the thread title as gangstas never crash

Yup. Me 2.