[robdamanii]

I am wonderful, and the women I please,
I grow to great stature, as I stand in my bed,
with hair underneath me. When my time comes
A darling girl, a countryman's daughter
and snobby lass, takes hold of me,
grasps my redness, steals away my head,
holding me securely. Knowing suddenly
the meaning of our intimacy,
She cries.

2 points.

 

[urbaindk]

Well it's either a rose or a glans...

 

[blue]

Bahahahahaha

 

[Da Peach]

Gotta go rose.

 

[robdamanii]

Nope. not a rose. Who cries over a rose?

 

[BurlyShirley]

rectal intrusion?

 

[BurlyShirley]

cherokee hair tampons

 

[BurlyShirley]

a pin?

 

[sneakysnake]

I'm thinking penis

 

[Tame Ape]

a tomato?

 

[robdamanii]

Nota.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I'm thinking penis

...like that's news

 

[OGRipper]

Red Helmet Orchid?

Asparagus?

Water Lilly?

 

[reflux]

how'z about a child? maybe one with a little sunburn?

 

[BurlyShirley]

childbirth and a midwife?

 

[Wumpus]

beer.

 

[robdamanii]

Nope.

The last line is the biggest clue.

 

[blue]

Onion?

 

[BIRDMAN111]

this forum

 

[Biscuit]

I'm thinking penis

I was thinking prickly pear.. but that answer fits the poem much better.

 

[reflux]

A strawberry. I've totally bawled my eyes out over teh strawberry.

 

[Biscuit]

Don't praying mantis females "remove" the head of their "intimacy" partners?

*edit* praying mantis's don't cry.. they just stare at you.

Unless crying on the inside counts.

 

[robdamanii]

Onion?

An onion it IS!

 

[Biscuit]

An onion it IS!

That's not funny at all.


I was starting to wonder if it had something to do with getting semen in you eyes. That makes me cry.

 

[reflux]

When is a door not a door?

 

[binary visions]

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar?

 

[reflux]

When it's ajar?

 

[Tame Ape]

That's not funny at all.


I was starting to wonder if it had something to do with getting semen in you eyes. That makes me cry.

just quoting this one...

 

[robdamanii]

Jesus what a whiny bunch. It's not supposed to be "funny". It's a riddle.