[robdamanii]

That back in the days of the north and the south, almost everyone was conscripted into service, with very loose guidelines for being fit for service. There was one thing that you had to have to be in the military though...

What was it?

2 points.

 

[DRB]

A head?

 

[binary visions]

A penis? (i.e. only males)

 

[douglas]

a penis

 

[aviatorsman]

penis

edit: dang too slow.....

 

[robdamanii]

Hrm...well I guess I give half credit for having male parts. But cutting that off would not have gotten you out of the service. This was absolutely necessary to be able to serve.

 

[Wumpus]

a gun

 

[binary visions]

One good eye?

 

[JohnE]

A name?

 

[robdamanii]

Nobody is correct yet.

 

[Wumpus]

legs?

arms?

All your fingers?

registered with selective services?

 

[funkysausage]

A Duck!

 

[binary visions]

An "able body"

 

[LordOpie]

the Hetero DNA.

 

[I Are Baboon]

A head.

 

[robdamanii]

Obviously they need a head. They needed to be alive.

 

[binary visions]

Well, to be drafted you needed to be white.

 

[robdamanii]

Not an issue of skin colour either.

 

[LordOpie]

They needed to be alive.

zombie hater.

 

[douglas]

a SS #

 

[robdamanii]

zombie hater.

They leave unsightly bites on my neck and their rotting flesh tends to make my rugs all icky.

 

[funkysausage]

A side (north or south)

 

[DRB]

A head.

copy cat

 

[Sherpa]

arched feet

 

[BIRDMAN111]

a wife

 

[DRB]

at least 4 fingers on your right hand and 3 on your left hand.

 

[binary visions]

This is a requirement prior to enlisting?

Within 6 months after enlisting they had to provide, "a good musket or forelock, a sufficient bayonet and belt and a knapsack" and a bunch of other stuff

 

[Wumpus]

If they were from the south: a mullet

 

[robdamanii]

This is a requirement to perform on the battlefield.

 

[Wumpus]

"Basically, if a soldier had a trigger finger, teeth to tear open a cartridge, two legs, and could walk, you were in,"

 

[douglas]

a 6 pack of PBR?

 

[douglas]

an ipod?

 

[Spero]

an ipod?

or a wii remote for that matter

 

[I Are Baboon]

A premium membership to ridemonkey.com?

 

[funkysausage]

Bravery?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Madden 2007?

 

[aviatorsman]

3 packs of Beef Ramen Noodles?

 

[binary visions]

A left nipple?

 

[Da Peach]

A flowing mane of luxurious locks?

 

[robdamanii]

Two teeth was correct. If you couldn't rip open the cartridges, you couldn't use your firearm.