[robdamanii]

I was invented less than 70 years ago but I am used by millions every day, yet in all likelihood, not one of those millions owns one of me.
I rarely travel more than a mile when used normally, and it almost never travel home with someone.
I can be made of metal, plastic, or both together.
I can come in several sizes, but my size isn't that important to my function.

What am I?

 

[jonKranked]

clothes hanger?

 

[binary visions]

clothes hanger?

You don't own a clothes hanger?

 

[jonKranked]

You don't own a clothes hanger?

you are making the assumption that i actually own clothes. In fact, i only wear bear skins and tree bark.

 

[dogwonder]

I rarely travel more than a mile when used normally, and it almost never travel home with someone.

I assume "it" is really "I" in the sentance context.

I can't think of a real answer, so I'll go with a cyborg hooker.

 

[fluff]

Shopping basket/trolley?

 

[robdamanii]

you are making the assumption that i actually own clothes. In fact, i only wear bear skins and tree bark.

Dude....no....:looney:

 

[robdamanii]

Shopping basket/trolley?

And Fluff with the WIN!

 

[fluff]

And Fluff with the WIN!

Finally!

I would like to thank the academy for this award and announce my retirement from QOTD whilst I am on top.

 

[MMike]

Is it a shopping cart?

 

[Da Peach]

I'm going to guess a city bus.

 

[MMike]

a Rubik's cube?

 

[I Are Baboon]

I'll take "Words that start with the letter Z" for 500, Alex.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Show me POTATO SALAD!

 

[MMike]

no whammies!!!

 

[robdamanii]

I'll take swords for 400.

 

[laura]

Is it a shopping cart?

no, its a shopping trolley.

 

[MMike]

I'll take swords for 400.

ok ...I'm starting to get giggly.... I'm still in my training and I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face.

That's S words, Mr. Connery....

THE DAY IS MINE!

 

[MMike]

Gretta Garbo, and Charro twice....

 

[I Are Baboon]

I'll take The Rapists for $200

 

[robdamanii]

ok ...I'm starting to get giggly.... I'm still in my training and I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face.

That's S words, Mr. Connery....

THE DAY IS MINE!

You think you're pretty smart, don't you Trebeck; with your dego moustache and your greasy hair!

 

[MMike]

Ape tit!

 

[MMike]

Anal bum cover....

(Oh man.... I'm gonna lose it.

 

[robdamanii]

I'll take the rapists for 400.

THAT'S THERAPISTS!

 

[laura]

I'll take The Rapists for $200

BWahahahahaha. I am rolling. Thats one of my favorite skits ever.

 

[MMike]

"S" Words/"Swords"
Therapists/"The Rapists"
Famous Titles/"Famous Titties"
The Pen Is Mightier/"The Penis Mightier"
Condiments/"The Condom Thing"
A Petit Déjeuner/"Ape Tit"
Foreign Flicks/"Foreign ****s" (implied, but not said outright)
An Album Cover/"Anal Bum Cover"
Richard Nixon/"---Hard ---On"
Famous Horsemen/"Hor (Whore) Semen"
I Have a Chardonnay/"I Have a -Hard On---"
Japan US Relations/"Jap-Anus Relations"

 

[robdamanii]

Ok...Turd Ferguson!

 

[jonKranked]

I've got a riddle for you TreBEK... What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.

 

[robdamanii]

Your answer: Below. Oook, and your wager: Me. Below me. Below me. I don't get it.

 

[MMike]

Your answer: Below. Oook, and your wager: Me. Below me. Below me. I don't get it.

I think ya do you pansy......

 

[dogwonder]

My keyboard would like to thank this thread for all the coffee spit over it.

 

[skinny mike]

and how much did you wager?

i heart boobs.

 

[dhbuilder]

Shopping basket/trolley?

aw man.
you had to have had a little inside info to guess that one so quick.

 

[urbaindk]

This thread is sofa king we tar did.

 

[dhbuilder]

This thread is sofa king we tar did.

 

[Tenchiro]

Best thread evah!

 

[urbaindk]

Hey, I heard your dixie wrecked. That true? Not that I really want to know.

 

[jonKranked]

This thread is sofa king we tar did.

we todd ed. Billy Witch Dr. Dot Com even had it written down.

Now kiss him deep with tongue.

 

[ChuMaiWang]

This thread is sofa king we tar did.

I always thought it was...

Sofa Kingdom ?

 

[robdamanii]

I feel my work is done here.