What question can you never answer "yes" to and have the answer be true?
QOTD 7/13: Really dumb riddle #1
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do you always lie?
Had not thought of those, but yes, that is correct. Would have also accepted "are you dead?" as a question.
Stupid riddle number 2 coming.
Stupid riddle number 2 coming.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
the letter m.
Correct!
Number 3:
What is the center of gravity?
Number 3:
What is the center of gravity?
V?
345
345
Correct:
Next:
What is the only 6-letter word in the English language that gives you 12 when you take away 1?
Next:
What is the only 6-letter word in the English language that gives you 12 when you take away 1?
Dozens.
Come on, Rob...challenge us.
Come on, Rob...challenge us.
dozens?robdamanii said:
Geez, you know the riddles are bad when there have been four of them answered before 8:00am. 
cripes...I must need some coffee...I think each one of these would have taken me all day to figure out...
Let's have an easy one...
Let's have an easy one...
I Are Baboon said:Come on, Rob...challenge us.
Yeah Man, for real!
How do you know when you have had a Elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter?
Footprints in the custard?
Why do elephants tie springs on their feet?
binary visions said:
So they can bounce up trees and rape monkies.
What sound do monkies fear the most?
Boing!
edit: why, for the love of God, are jokes like these taking up valuable real estate in my brain?
edit: why, for the love of God, are jokes like these taking up valuable real estate in my brain?
5th and last riddle, then something tougher.
What makes my left hand, my right?
What makes my left hand, my right?
A Mirror
A mirror?
edit: dammit, BigMike.
edit: dammit, BigMike.
binary visions said:
Valuable? Thats questionable
Hey, You beat me on the elephant/fridge one, you had it coming!binary visions said:
But alas, now I must leave and go do somthing useful with my time, so you can have all the rest
Ok, final question:
A man whose face graces our current U.S. currency was the leader of three not-too-famous wars. Two part question: What were the wars, and who led them?
A man whose face graces our current U.S. currency was the leader of three not-too-famous wars. Two part question: What were the wars, and who led them?
Here's a better question, where the heck are my car keys?
The fat cat ate them.Opeth said:
In my pocket. If you want em back you are going to have to get them yourself.Opeth said:
Pocket pool = party foul.Polandspring88 said:In my pocket. If you want em back you are going to have to get them yourself.
How do you get an elephant into your fridge?
You say party foul I say bundles of fun.robdamanii said:
Speaking of pocket pool, I was sitting at the dinner table with my Dad and sister (9 years old) one night, and that came up. Mind you it was more a conversation between myself and my dad since she was busy watching the TV. My Dad made some comment about how he would let _________ play pocket pool with him anytime. I asked my sister if she knew what pocket pool is. She said it is when you are hiding something in your pocket and don't want anyone else to know. How cute, kids are so innocent.
1. Open the doorfluff said:
2. Put in the elephant
3. Close the door
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
Same way.binary visions said:
Wrong.robdamanii said:
First, you have to take out the elephant.
But I wanted Girelephants.binary visions said:
Eleraffes?robdamanii said:But I wanted Girelephants.
Hurrah! Somone took the bait...binary visions said:
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?fluff said: